Sunday Sermon

Motivation: To encourage to believe.

We thank the choir for that inspiring and enthusiastic rendition. Todays choice of anthems
seems particularly appropriate in view of todays sermon topic. 
Light Hearted and welcoming.

How to spread the gospel in the event of nuclear war. 
Speechy, slow and annunciated

I know there are those among us who think we should shy away from such tough
decisions every Christian must make once the bombs hit the ground. But I do not count
myself among them .Many of us have been conditioned to stereotype a nuclear holocaust
as a bad thing. 
Almost confrontational towards the audiance.

This is simply narrow minded. 
Slow and deliberate

A nuclear war can be a great tragedy or a great opportunity, a vehicle for Satan or for the
soldiers of rightiousness. If we do not reap the harvest of such an event you can be sure
that scores of Satan’s little workers will be out sowing the seeds of evil. Out amongst the
maimed and wounded,  enslaving them to illicit drugs, performing abortions, teaching
evolution and encouraging positive portrayals of homosexuals on our television networks. 
Faster pace. Almost antagonizing the audience. ‘Evil’ and ‘vehicle’ stretch. The word’
homosexual’ should be disgusting to say and should illicit a response from the audience.

What a difference a nuclear war will make for us, the soul winners! 
Keep pace during transition.

No more houses of prostitution, no more ERA, no more drugs, no more Kurt Vonnegut!
Gone will be the gun control laws, homosexual housing ordinances, busing, and teenage
free clinics. 
Dramatic hand gestures. Hates all the thing he lists.

When we look at it this way, is a nuclear holocaust all that bad?