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babs: brb in a min i gotta step outside for a moment keep typin
tim beckford: lol ok...i dont have much to type about
tim beckford: but once there was a guy named tim
tim beckford: he wanted to take over the world
tim beckford: he had 2 friends, jesi...the spanish one
tim beckford: and barb, the one who lived in the pink house down the street
tim beckford: tim thought to himself, "hmmm...this world...i need to take it over.....i will start telling my customers that call in for alzare and ronco knife about my plans of global domination!"
tim beckford: jesi and barb thought tim was crazy
tim beckford: so they put him in a hospital
tim beckford: soon enough, he took over the hospital
tim beckford: and had an army of doctors in his downline organization
tim beckford: soon word spread of this global takeover plan
tim beckford: to the whole world
tim beckford: CNN, HBO, the disney channel
tim beckford: there he was, on tv everywhere
tim beckford: jesi and barbs mouths dropped wide open
tim beckford: they ran to the 18-25 post on lo forums
tim beckford: Barb - "Did u see what was on CNN?"
tim beckford: Jesi - "HE'S TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!"
tim beckford: Barb - "Dude! We should run, he cant take over us..."
tim beckford: Jesi - "Yes, let me just grab a pot
tim beckford: so barb and jesi
tim beckford: hiked to antartica
tim beckford: they brought their respective children, nice and bundled
tim beckford: and a small tv, it really didn't seem to matter which station or which language...it was always timothy timothy timothy
tim beckford: TNN, TBO and The Timothy Channel
tim beckford: soon, he had taken over the world
tim beckford: even the kids sure thought he was swell
tim beckford: all that was left was barb and jesi
tim beckford: as they sat and ate posicles in antartica, tim magically appeared (oh, he figured out teleportation while he was at it)
tim beckford: he said "You are the last 2 in the world that I have not conquered! I will take over the world, or u will leave"
tim beckford: so barb and jesi looked at each other
tim beckford: and they both knew what each was thinking
tim beckford: "RUN!!"
tim beckford: so they began to run
tim beckford: and timothy flew behind them, like neo from the matrix
tim beckford: he said "HA! You thnk you can run from me, I shall take over the world!!"
tim beckford: he snapped his fingers, and bam they were in mars
tim beckford: and jesi and barb were floating around
tim beckford: in the martian landscape
tim beckford: jesi - "This isn't so bad, i am getting an awesome tan!"
tim beckford: barb - "I wonder if they have internet access here, i need to update my work at home site"
tim beckford: so they lived many years there, making friends with the martians
tim beckford: soon the martians started speaking of "a great one" coming
tim beckford: jesi and barb immediately knew that that meant
tim beckford: tim wasn't just satisfied with the world
tim beckford: he wanted the universe!
tim beckford: so sure enough, tim appeared
tim beckford: and sure enough
tim beckford: they found themselves just floating in outter space far far away from the regular universe
tim beckford: and everyone lived happily ever after
tim beckford: the end lol
SO THIS WAS HIS STORY AND I THINK HE IS STICKING TO IT
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