Well Here we go with the Character Bios, enjoy:
Pookle:
This is Pookle a lovely Combination of God and the Devil. Unfortunately God was watching Baywatch at the time and didn't contribute much to the project. Seeing at the plan was a failure Pookle was forced to live in the lovely city park of Bigidget Alabama. Luckily for him he met Stanley and now lives in a spacious dog house.
Stanley:
Stanley is one of the biggest slobs in Bigidget Alabama. Fortunately most of the town knows him as the clean upstanting Televangelist gladley making his living off of taking old women's social security checks. He seems indifferent to most things and keeps Pookle around as a friend or pet, it's hard to say.
Scrub:
Scrub is one of three pets in the "Dog house". He was at one time posessed by a walruss demon which is why he has those huge tusks. After the Exorsism Stanley took Scrub in out of the goodness of his heart. Scrub is a mild mannered dog with good intensions. He is hard to rile and tries to get along with everybody though pookle tends to get on his nerves.
Smitty:
Smitty is the other animal that Stanley practiced Exorsism on. Actually Smitty is the oldest of the "Pets" in the house. This unfortunately left the Exorcism to be a bit lacking in the horns and flame breath. Smitty has a bad attitude but won't attack Stanley for fear of full exorcism. Though at a rocky start he and pookle get along well.
Goodwill Hamster:
Goodwill Hamster is the most wonderful success in the exorsism thing. He is the kindest and gentlest of the pets. He's always thinking of the best thing to do in each situation. He loves to sing and this sometimes gets him into trouble.
Flush:
Flush first got his start working on the set of Pee-Wee's playhouse. Unfortunately the public wasn't quite ready for a talking toilet yet and he was shipped into storage for many years. While looking for a cheap toilet for his dog house Stanley found and bought Flush. Flush used this new setting to start his own show called uncle Flushy's Funhouse. This kid's show is now at the top of ratings and he is raking in the cash.
Flammy:
Flammy is a living flame responsible for 90% of the world's forest fires. He loves to burn and get poeple into the act. Flammy enjoys TV almost as much as he does fire and tends to combine the two all the time. He's Pookle's best friend and when they're together they set the town on fire literally.
Carpy L. Larson:
Carpy was a no account rich kid that's always wanted to be president one day. After the governor incident in California they now hold elections monthly. Carpy has currently held his position for five consecutive terms and hopes to continue. He is a conservative right winger through and through yet he still manages to get the votes.
Pooker:
Pooker is Pookle's second cousin. Pooker, unlike Pookle has more good that evil in him. He is a registered pacifist and though he is never certain if he is offending anyone he always remembers to apologize.
Mr. Diarrhea:
Mr Diarrhea is one of the assistants to Flush on "Uncle Flushy's Funhouse". He was originally a kiddy show host but was put in jail for child molestation. Now Mr. Diarrhea has been given a second chance on the show.
Mr. Armchair:
Mr. Armchair is a midget who was very insecure about his size so he looked to body building and steroids to solve his problems. After being in jail multiple times and in many rehab programs he has decided to take a supporting role on Flush's show to get by.
Earl
Earl is an alien with a goal of taking over earth so that he can have something decent to do with his life. He and his partner Joe have come from the plane planix to accomplish this goal as soon as possible. Though brighter than Joe Earl likes to let Joe think up the plans because it makes him feel important and in charge even though he really isn't.
Joe:
Joe is Earl's partner in taking over the world. Joe really doesn't care much about taking over earth but he feels that he might be able to pick up chicks better if he is the ruler of a planet. He also wants to help out his friend Earl because he knows that this is important to Earl. Joe makes all the plans but doesn't really think them through fully. His motto has always been "quantity over quality" and it's true because he can put out a new plan very quickly.
Carpy L. Robot:
Sent to earth as the first of a massive robot take over Carpy is one of the only true robots in polatics and it suits him well. During the time he took taking over Carpy L. Larson's job Carpy's numbers shot up amazingly in the polls due to how truthful and forward he had become.
Hans-O-Stein:
After the ski industry is looking for an evil way to get cheap ski instuctors but seeing as many good skiers are rich they don't do this cheap so they look outward with no care for what communication skills the instructor has. Thus Hans-O-Stein came to the USA with no language skills or any other communication but if one knows how to speak his language Hans-O-Stein can teach you to ski.
Person Who Has Really Big Guns That Come Out of Thin Air
After and incident involving pookle and this individual. Pwhrbgtcota has been ready to do what it takes to kill Pookle and get revenge. Unfortunately he tends to not look where he's going and ends up running into things. It is doubtful that he will ever even get to Pookle but if he does bullets will fly. He can make guns appear out of the air and land safely into his hands. Because of this he has a nearly limitless arsonel at his disposal. Will Pookle survive?
Polly L. Parrot
Polly is Carpy's Parrot and a PR tool in order to boost the likability by showing Carpy is an animal lover and not an inhuman monster (like Carpy L. Robot). Unfortunately for Carpy (and also for Polly) Polly tends to mimic what he hears and that usually end up with some things sliping out that wern't ment to be.
