Taking off at sunrise after a supply stop and crew break in Dhaka, Bangladesh
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Forever Night is a sleek 747, racing through the night skies. This website is hosted live by our servers within the aircraft while the pilots fly us into the darkness. We are heading west, always into the night. By operating a specially constructed 747 and going Supersonic (over 1200 MPH) We carry certain wealthy VIPs who enjoy the nightlife along with their entourage. Ever been to the nightclubs of China, then the nightclubs of Los Angeles in the same night? We do this non-stop - We're Club Hopping to the Extreme ! |
R A D I O A C T I V E
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Our experts are
maintaining the atomic power systems. Since we operate the world's first
Nuclear Powered Party Jet, there were some concerns about leakage. But
we're not worried you see - because these reactor vessels are made from
a pair of old water heaters!
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"Bossman we got problems over to the New-Clear Power Plant"
"Technical Diagram" of the Nuclear Power Plant.
Forever Night Flight Crew and Operations Details
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OUR NAVIGATOR
He's calculating a route that hopefully won't get us shot-down over hostile territory. We also haven't crashed into a mountain yet, so apparently he knows his job well enough. He also loves Doritos, so we buy him a case at each stop. |
OUR DECORATED AIR-FORCE PILOTS
Completing the pre-flight checklist is crucially important to any flight,especially if you're controlling a 747, which weighs the better part of a million pounds. Fact From Boeing: A fueled and fully loaded 747 can weigh 910,000 pounds. |
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ALL SYSTEMS GO - WE ARE READY TO FLY !
Waiting for tower clearance. |
ACCELERATING FOR TAKEOFF
Rolling out at 265 MPH. Fasten seatbelt. |
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HANG ON TO YOUR HAT, HERE WE GO!!!!
En-route to Morocco. Our flight plan takes us over unfriendly Somalia. |
WE ARE AIRBORNE
Banking to the west, where it will be night when we catch up to it. |
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MILITARY ESCORTS
Our escort over Somalia: Three F-16s. Notice the deadly Sidewinder Missiles. SIDEWINDER MISSILE
Introduction Date: 1956 (old but good) Unit Cost Each: $84,000 Our Inventory: Classified |
FISSION REACTOR SCIENTIST
A high grade average in the nuclear sciences led this young man to our organization. He's using precision techniques to fuel the reactor with fissionable material (hamburgers work the best, he says) Please notice the safety goggles AND the Marlboro hat. You should never try to fuel your own reactor without the proper training and special equipment. (Actually, we're not really too sure about his technical background. He just showed up one day and we are getting lots of nuclear power, so we assume he knows what he's doing.) |
* THE TECHNICAL SUPPORT STAFF *
COMPUTER AND AIRCRAFT TECHNICIANS
Inspecting a vacuum tube in the server…….Preflight Disconnection of diagnostic cables.
The jet was very expensive. At 355 Million Dollars, we couldn't afford the newest web
server or the newest computer-guy. He was a TV repairman when we found him. Our
aircraft mechanic is good, but any time you talk to him, he reminds you that he "Used
to be an Army Mechanic" His name is Derek, but we secretly call him Rambo.
This is a humor page, but it's also my tribute to the
capability of America's aircraft. After all, the best jets
in the world are made in the United States. This page
was just my own way of dealing with 9/11/2001…
Bin Laden B E W A R E ! ! !
More than 472,000 Americans are on active duty today.
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