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I love you, Wes. Let's run away to the land of candy and live in our sugar palace with candy cane bars on the windows and spice drop padding on the walls and chocolate faucets in the bathroom which work fine until you need hot water.
NONONO STUPID FACE][ I FELL OFF THE WORLD WITH THE FLAG.
Hot chooclate just tastes better when you suck it out of a paper towel.
Yeah, one time all the labels became users and now they're in the linecounts.
* Brunnen_G thinks an entire boatload of nuns singing the greatest hits of around 1914, accompanied by a piano accordion played by a man in a Santa suit, qualifies as surreal in anyone's language.
It was vaguely disturbing, as if the Mafia had run out of gory horse heads and decided to present a kinder, gentler image with their death threats.
It seems there are some fine evocative words available in vulcanology. So, was your day more like grike, or moonmilk? Are you feeling eustatic or tuff? Or just all kankar, and hoping for a solution pipe and some puddings?
* Brunnen_G wonders which is lighter? Salad tongs, or a soul? If the salad tongs are those cheap light plastic ones, and the soul is around average.
Somebody told me once I obviously didn't have a soul, because automatic doors never seem to open for me even when I'm standing right in front of the sensor.
It isn't a Star Trek communicator chirp though. It's more of a "being zapped by some kind of raygun" chirp with an undertone of boop-boop-boop underlying the high-pitched WHEEBLE WHEEBLE WHEEBLE
Yeah, being diagnosed with Microsoft is a bummer. (The voice of experience)
Im home, and that is wonderful
I have never been so happy to see deciduous trees in my entire life. It felt like South Carolina was entirely sweet gum trees. Since Kentucky is primarily deciduous, SC looked like an alien landscape ... sweet gums plus the odd pine tree. After about two hours of driving through that, I started to hate sweet gum trees. At any rate, by the time we were in Tennessee, it started to look much more like home ... and then I saw a cluster of THOSE TREES. I have never before wanted to drop a nuke on a cluster of trees, but that little grove made me feel like I'd gotten nowhere.
If nobody tells me Elly's wishes, I don't know if I can respect them. How do I know she didn't wish for everyone to start eating dogs?
CNN: 'Tito wanted to be the next visitor to Mir, but the collapse of the Soviet Union foiled his plans. ' I hate it when the Soviet Union's collapse foils my plans.
There were these dolls I saw that you could send in a picture and they would print the person's face on the doll. Those were freaky because the face was still flat.
Grr. If there is one benefit that the information age has brought about, it's minimising paper cuts.
* Mensekemeser tries to draw a smiley and ends up with something that looks like :crackaddict:
Monkeyman: I love the "or die" stuff.
Monkeyman: open (stuff) or DIE
Monkeyman: DIE DIE DIE
Monkeyman: Perl is all about death.
Monkeyman: TEH PERL DETH
Funny funny people saying funny funny things in a funny funny play and I loved it and you should see it a hundred times because it is funny funny.
Look for the Leviathan needs, the simple Leviathan needs, forget about the Blackstone and the White,
Look for the Leviathan needs, that's how Red Man can Rest In Peace, with a nonpositive amount of life.
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam, I find enemigos, but never a gnome.
Those treasure chests in the trees are booby-trapped just for me...
And I don't know the song well enough to proceed, so I'll stop here.
9835! ♫ (Fun with HTML codes. Rabbitlord copied and pasted the musical note from Word, and I picked up the HTML code.)
We shall defend our snackage, whatever the cost may be, we shall eat on the peaches, we shall eat on the golden rounds, we shall eat them in wheels and in strings, we shall eat them from grills; we shall never surrender. (Beware the cheesy Winston Churchill speech parody.)
So there's a room full of air-fresheners and scented candles in a Nazi fortress. Right.
"Welcome! You've g-- Goodbye!" The recorded voice said Goodbye with such GLEE, I just wanted to STRANGLE it. If I could strangle a .wav.
Yecch. Now I have ferret saliva in my ear.
Do I expect the Spanish Inquisition? No, I expect you to die! .... that was dumb.
Do not question it, for it is the envy of Canada.
Remind me, the next time one of my friends gets engaged, to not try and spin them around when in close proximity to Christmas trees and staircases.
I hate Java banner ads. May they eat Honey Bunches of Death.
Except that we need a submarine. All soap operas have submarines. And inconsistent aging.
Alouette rules! How can you not love a song about pulling the feathers off a bird?
Funny, I always thought it went, "MmmmmmBOP! *click from me turning off the radio*"
... whoa. I just about ate soap.
Telefrancais, Telefrancais/ Bonjour, Allo, Salut!/ Telefrancais, telefrancais/ L'ananas est merveilleux! And the pinapple dances all over the place...
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes!
* TalkingDog is on his laptop. Expect highs going only up to 28.8. 80% chance of lag with some drizzle and a partridge in a pear tree.
final thought: Idle cursors are the devil's word processor
LOL!!! Don't spend TOO much time with that...you may become it, and vice versa