Windows Numbers

Windows 95 (Easily upgraded to 98)
What does the 95 (98) stand for?

The number of times it will crash in one hour.
The number of seconds before it crashes.
The number of floppy disks it ships on.
The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware.
The number of Fast Installation help pages in the manual.
The number of hours needed to install it.
The percentage of existing Windows programs that won't run under Windows 95 (98).
The number of calls to Microsoft's support hot-line, before you manage to run it.
The number of people who really buy it.
The number of MHz your computer needs to run it.
The year it should be released.
The number of zero's on the end of Bill Gates' paycheck.


Windows 3.11
What does the 3.11 mean?

It means it can delete 11 MB automatically in 3 seconds...