Little Kid Books That Never Made It

 - "You Were an Accident"

- "Strangers Have the Best Candy"

- "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"

- "Some Kittens Can Fly!"

- "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"

- "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"

- "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"

- "Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

- "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North America Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"

- "All Dogs Go to Hell"

- "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"

- "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It"

- "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"

- "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

- "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

- "Bi-Curious George"

-"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

- "Mister Policeman Plays With His Service Revolver"

- "You Are Different and That's Bad"

- "The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables"

- "Dad's New Wife Robert"

- "Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share "

- "Nail Guns, Saws, and Sharp Knives: An I-Can-Do-It Book "

- "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence "

- "The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy "

- "Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way"

- "Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games "

- "Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School "

- "Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things "

- "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"

- "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead "

- "How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School: Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear"