HILARIOUS SIGNS!

Over a gynecologist's office "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." 

On a Plumber's truck "We repair what your husband fixed." 

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." 

Pizza shop slogan "7 days without pizza makes one weak." 

Outside a muffler shop "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." 

In a veterinarian's waiting room "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" 

Door of a plastic surgeon's office "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" 

On an electrician's truck "Let us remove your shorts." 

In a non-smoking area "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." 

On a maternity room door "Push. Push. Push." 

At an optometrist's office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." 

In the front yard of a funeral home "Drive carefully. We'll wait."