Bumper Stickers On Women's Cars

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 

  HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
  
MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.   

 IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.

 COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.   

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.  

GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES? 
   
NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.   

I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.