A long long time ago. About 1969, there was a vast right-wing empire. It oppressed and exterminated whoever didn't share its views. Not a lot is known about this ancient Empire but it was supposedly formed by Richard Nixon to keep people from finding out why JFK was assisinated or anything about possible UFO sightings. Then a liberation force known as the Hippie Movement appeared and smashed this Empire. New ways which honored freedom and ass-kicking were formed from this Empire's demise. They were called the Ancient Ways. It also was supposed to provide peace for eternity. This peace lasted 27 years. In 1996, a madman named Tommy Hilfiger somehow came upon vast amounts of money, rose to power, and destroyed this peace. To gain more power he turned the younger generation against each other, seperating the two major factions: the Freaks and the Rappers. Plus they exterminated the Hippie Movement and the National Organization Of Men Against Amazonial Masterhood (NO MAAM), another liberation force. Then, they got even more heinous. One by one, this newly formed "Empire Of Tommy Hilfiger" exterminated the Ancient Ways. Pepsi had fell to there now pretty damn big army and now they have crap ads. MTV soon followed. They butchered it heavily. They kicked the old president of MTV out and replaced him with Micheal Jackson. This caused the destruction of all that made MTV cool (examples:Beavis & Butt-Head, Aeon Flux, The Head, and Liquid Television which featured all of these shows before they became shows). Then Hilfiger created an alliance between himself and James Cameron, Leonardo DiCraprio, Kate Winslet, and Celine Dion and became the Empire of Tommy Hilfiger And Titanic. This brought their most serious crime, they illegaly dethroned Star Wars from the highest grossing movie of all time, and replaced it with Titanic: A cheesy chick flick which is extremely long and boring. Then they did last draw: they pissed me off REALLY bad. One Imperial soldier thinking he was hot shit began terror raids against my prized stock of magazines. This had lasted for a few months. Then one bright and sunny day in March, I snapped, kicked his ass, formed the Rebellion Against Tommy Hilfiger And Titanic and declared war against them. This group is comitted to dethroning the Empire (which is rumored to be headed by the same nut who formed the Right-Wing Empire in 1969 which was crushed by the Hippies) and undoing the damage which it did. Some people in the beginning thought it was impossible then on Celebrity Deathmatch, one night, Leonardo DiCraprio fought Jack Nickolson and lost horribly proving that they can be defeated. This site is dedicated to anyone who battles or wants to battle this ancient Nazi evil. I am preparing new sections and maybe a message board one day. If anyone has any suggestions on what would be cool for this site Email Crusader (thats me) . You can also email your comments to. Oh god I think I just opened myself up to a lot of flames. Besides the Second Great War, which is what this war is called, this site also covers Final Fantasy and anything any member of the staff considers post-worthy. Death to the Empire.
GUNDAM WING KICKS ASS!!!!!
Monday March 6th, 2000
VICTIMSRTIKE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!...............again
On this very day, Victimstrike, the source of
justice and liberation against the bastard elements of the world has been
resurrected. Its downtime (lack of updates) have been the cruel result
of the hellhole (school) and an increasing Imperial presence everywhere.
Rebellion Against Tommy Hilfiger & Titanic
turns 2 years old today
Today is a monumental day. Sometime before
1:00PM on this day, two years ago, an Imperial Soldier was dealt a crippling
blow. Not just for him but the entire Empire who he worked for.
This single small battle started many similar slave revolts nationwide
and was the first sign of trouble. These uprisings gave birth to
the first military resistance against them, the longest-lasting and first
of them being the Rebellion.
Imperial Civil War imminent???
Speaking of everybody's fav fascist regime, intense
espionage has been taking place within the ranks of the Imperial Army.
It seems that their soldiers are undergoing horrible working conditions,
ridiculously small pay, and idiotic job requirements (big surprise).
There have been rumors of a strike and even a mass defection as well.
Add to that, a very arrogant, power hungry community of brass officers
and you have one very uneasy Empire. Very cool.
Gundam Wing!!!!!!
Nothing much to say about this. Gundam
Wing has premiered on Cartoon Network (5:30PM EST) and without doubt it
has an intriguing original atmosphere that I haven't seen since Dragon
Ball (and more recently, South Park) came on respectively, 5 and 3 years
ago. Also another thing, THE MIDNIGHT SHOWING IS UNCUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We can only hope they do this to Dragon Ball Z, next season.
Final Fantasy IX, X, and XI announced
Not much to say that other sites haven't already
covered even better. The Millenium Conferrence brought forth the
news of these three beauties. The Ninth Onslaught is almost upon
us!!!!!!!!! Add to that Chrono Cross, this summer, and Front Mission
3, this month (and it helps plenty that I'm fired up for some mech combat
thanks to just getting Mechwarrior 3 and watching Gundam Wing) and Square
can't go wrong.
Links Page updated again/HOLY GRAIL HAS
BEEN FOUND!!!!
The Links Page has a few new entries including
one that I will put here. Everyone must know of this Holy Site.
Its is The Neil Rogers
Show's Website . It includes the greatest sounds known to man.
It is rumored that the Hunt Him Down wav that is on this site came from
there. Check it out. It rules!!!!!
Friday December 24, 1999
Links Page FINALLY updated
Yes. Thats right. Rotton has finally
been corrected to Rotten and various other things that are woefully ancient
have been fixed as well. Enjoy.
VICTIMSTRIKE LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There has been constant conflicts with my work
schedule on Victimstrike and I'm horribly sorry about the lack of updates
for this year. A new millenium lies ahead. One where Victimstrike
and the Rebellion will flourish. Its just that I didn't have anything
needy to report. Expect major redesigns, revamps, and possibly new
sections in 2000. We already replaced the ancient FFVIII Demo version
of The Landing with an even cooler song from FFVIII, Premonition.
Hope you enjoy thus small Christmas Present.
Monday September 6, 1999
The Eighth Onslaught
Well. Tomorrow begins the greatest 3 days
the world may ever know, the coveted Eighth Onslaught. The entire
war has led up to this climatic possible final battle. The angry
masses have waited for their day of vengeance. They are going to
get 3 of them. Yep, thats right. Its a full three days.
This is due to the fact that nobody really knows the true release date.
Heres how I see it. The more corrupt stores will start letting preorderers
claim their copies on the 7th. More will start to do the same the
next day (including the place where I preordered it from) then on the 9th
the Onslaught will reach full streghnth and that is when all hell will
brake loose for the enemy. Nothing else to say except for the fact
that Final Fantasy VIII may well be the greatest game ever created.
In honor of this Onslaught I'm switching Victimstrike's midi from Still
More Fighting, FFVII's boss theme and one of my favorite tracks in the
series to The Landing (demo version because I can't find the real game
version and the demo one sounds better) which is from FFVIII. Thats
about it.
Tuesday August 17, 1999
Final Fantasy Anthology Box Art
Here is FF Anthology's box art. Its simple but it'll scare the
crap out of the enemy.
Guestbook difficulty fixed
People may have experienced difficulty with the
guestbook. Some of the text is hard to read because its dark blue
on a black background. Thanks goes out to Firekatt
for the help.
Yoshitaka Amano returns to regular work on the Final Fantasy Series
After two games of being faintly involved in the work of Final Fantasy,
Amano has finally returned to routine work. He is expected to design
the characters in an "undisclosed Square project". Probably FFIX.
Monday August 16, 1999
Squaresoft (gasp) updates their official
page
Yes thats right. Do you want to know a
little bit about FFVIII before the Eighth Onslaught? Then head over
to Squaresoft's Official
Page and check out the Final Fantasy VIII section (still under construction
though. Damn).
Sunday August 15, 1999
The Page O Banners
You may have noticed a little section called
the Page O Banners. That contains the Victimstrike's banner as well
as the ones of our affiliate (soon to be affiliates) and they shall soon
be added to the links section.
Saturday August 14, 1999
Finally...... an update. A few things.
First welcome Anime Man, Victimstrike's newest
staff member. Second we have a guestbook. Why do we have guestbook?
I don't know but we have one and thats good in itself. Oh and check
out Victimstrike's banner, soon to be posted across the staff members'
other pages (they will soon be added to the links section). Check
it out.
Oh and if the page loaded quicker and looks smaller it ain't you. We moved the older news updates from the main page into the new News Archives so you can still relive the first days of Victimstrike. Soon the war will shift into high gear again and we'll be here with updates aplenty not to mention maybe a few new sections.
Friday July 30, 1999
And thus brings the other half
Well. The other side is here. Woohoo!
Here it is. Enjoy. (Picture source: FF
Online )
News Archives
Well with the above picture brings major load times to the site.
When I do my next update the first few updates will be stored into some
news archives to cut down on them.
Monday July 26, 1999
The one picture that scares the crap out
of the enemy
Once again, sorry for the lack of updates.
This war has sort of taken a vacation on me but what I do have is very
special (besides finally updating the countdown to the Eighth Onslaught).
Behold the picture that strikes fear into the hearts of all imperialists
human and victim. Big and small.
Wednesday July 7, 1999
Chrono Cross (Chrono Trigger 2) officially
confirmed by Square
Yep. Thats right. Square officially
confirmed CT's sequel. A demo will be packaged with Legend Of Mana
which is coming out next week in Japan. Hopefully they will translate
the sucker and send it here. Lets not pull an FF4Anthology, Square.
But Chrono Cross may be a little different. The guy who did the scenario
design for the original, Yuji Horii and character design and
animation specialist, Akira Toriyama (of
Dragon Ball and Dragon Warrior fame) will not be involved in development
for Chrono Cross. The character design will be handled by some dude
who worked on numerous anime flicks and Secret Of Mana 3 (translation from
its Japanese name, SOM3 never saw the light of day in the US).
Staff Section
Now at the bottom of this page you can find the
emails of the staff so you don't have to go hunting around.
The Links
I finally got around to fixing that link to Rotten.com.
Tuesday July 6, 1999
Chrono Trigger 2???
Sorry for being so lazy with these updates.
Chrono Trigger kicked ass and here is some information from Videogames.com
that reveals a possible sequel
For the last few weeks, Japanese web sites have
been rumbling with a
rumor that one of the
titles found on the
Legend of Mana's demo
disc will be a sequel to
Chrono Trigger. Word on
the street says that
Square has also registered the name "Chrono
Cross." Now, additional evidence appears to
confirm that the rumor is correct. In a recent post to
a public message forum, one of Xenogears'
character designers dropped a bombshell:
"Some of former Xenogears staffs are now working
for Square's two RPGs. 'Dewprism' (action RPG)
and a big RPG. (Sorry, title is confidential. *A hint:
'Ch' begins the title*) and they do really good job.
RPG fans will have a lot of fun in this winter
holidays!"
Astute Square fans may remember that many
"former Xenogears staffs members" were once
"former Chrono Trigger staff members." And it
seems unlikely that such high-profile staff members
would be placed onto a "Chocobo" title - could this
hint be referring to a title starting with "Chrono"?
Additionally, an animation company in Japan has
been working on a project code-named "Anime of
Toriyama Akira" (Akira Toriyama was the character
designer for the first Chrono Trigger). And one
source indicates that this project is "Chrono Trigger
2." This assumption is further supported by the
large number of Chrono Trigger posters now
adorning the company's walls. The CT sequel
would appear to have traditional cel animated
sequences similar to Xenogears'.
And the time is right for a Chrono Trigger sequel. At
a recently announced international press
conference to take place next month on July 14,
Square is set to announce a huge, "new Square title
not yet announced in Japan." With Legend of
Mana's release set for July 15 - a mere 24 hours
after the conference - this conference likely
concerns the identity of one of the as-of-yet
unrevealed games on the demo disc. It seems
unlikely that Square would invite the international
press to Japan for anything less than a marquee
title, and it seems even more unlikely that Square
would start Final Fantasy IX hype before Final
Fantasy VIII's US release. Could a Chrono Trigger
sequel be the planned announcement? An old
promo reel of Square's from mid-1996 contained
footage of a "Chrono Trigger 2"; while much of that
technologies appear to have gone into Xenogears,
it's clear that Square has kept the franchise in mind.
One final detail concerns Square's Japanese web
page. This past March, Chrono Trigger was added
to its archive of older Super Famicom titles - an
interesting and late appendix to Square's history.
But the "new" Chrono Trigger web page also
features "new," never-before-seen artwork by an
artist other than Toriyama. What's more, while
found in the Super Famicom section, the art was
classified under the internal web structure as a
PlayStation game. A few weeks ago, Square
changed the page's original artwork to the older,
Toriyama-drawn artwork for the SNES game. While
this eleventh-hour Chrono Trigger coverage and
artwork swap may be just coincidence, it shows
that Square is intent on making sure gamers don't
forget about the original game.
All in all, the evidence strongly points toward a
follow-up to the original Chrono Trigger. Millions of
eager fans would love to see this "impossible"
sequel finally come true - hopefully, Square will
make an official announcement soon
While we all wait for the Eighth Onslaught
A few weeks ago, I stumbled upon this. I did my usual assaults
against Victims and a VP Agent decided to talk shit in my face as usual.
I fought him and in 5 seconds he was down on the ground, crying.
Let it be known and I will say as loud as I can for typing THE VPA IS A
GIANT LOAD OF BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They can be beaten. They
will be beaten. Let it be known. If you are getting harassed
by the VPA, kick their asses without fear of reprisal. They are the
most elite of the Empire's soldiers. The Empire is in big trouble.
Unbiased Review: South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Ok. Its not on the same level as Star Wars but it comes damn
close. It takes that Uncut part to whole new levels. Ever imagine
what a totally uncensored episode of South Park would be like? This
is it. It even manages to beat out Beavis & Butt-Head Do America.
See it. You won't be disappointed.
Tuesday June 22, 1999
History Repeats Itself. Let the countdown
begin!!!!!
Square has announced the official release date
of Final Fantasy VIII. It is scheduled for a official release on
September 7, the same day that the Seventh Onslaught (FFVII) occured, two
years ago, wreaking emmense havoc upon the Empire. The Eighth Onslaught,
however shall completely wipe them out. It has been prophecized that
after this day is done, they shall only be a bad memory in the back of
the people's minds.
Monday June 21, 1999
Last Time I'll ever trust AOL's piece of
crap news service again
Remember a while back when I said South Park:
Bigger, Longer, and Uncut would be released the day after the final day
of Hell (June 18th). The source of that was AOL's news service.
Its actual release date is June 30th. I will be giving an unbiased
review on that just like I did with Star Wars. If I get enough Unbiased
Reviews together, I'll probably make a whole section out of it.
Source of Actual South Park Movie release date:
The commercial for it.
The Staff
Crusader -Founder
of the Rebellion and Victimstrike
Wildd Kardd
-Responsible for VS' move to Angelfire
Trunks (formerly
known as Agahnim who was formerly known as Trunks but then he changed back.)-
Responsible for this nice background, this nice chocobo and getting this
nice rendition of Still More Fighting up.
Anime Man -Responsible
for keeping this site running nicely and efficiently despite his lack of
internet access. Alas he lives with the Amish (he might battle the
Evil Amish Man and reclaim internet access soon).
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