Terms And Conditions

The Ugly Doris Website™ Apologises if you are offended by any of the content on this site. Although, if you apply yourself your stupidity may just be overcome and you'll see that you made the choice to come here so quite frankly, if you don't like it, fuck off. Nobody's stopping you.  To clear up any legal matters I'm going to blabber a load of bullshit for the next couple of paragraphs.

By Accessing The Ugly Doris Website you agree to the terms and conditions and will not blame us if your computer/system becomes corrupt as a result of any content you download. The Ugly Doris Website and Ugly Doris accept absolutely no responsibility for any damages. Navigate this website at you own risk.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Any MP3 or any other audio file downloaded from this domain MAY NOT BE REDISTRIBUTED Either to make profit or for freeware leisure services! ALL MP3'S and audio files remain to be the copyright property of "Ugly Doris" AND "The Ugly Doris Website"! ANY Redistribution CAN and WILL result in severe legal action taken against the redistributee!

The Name "Ugly Doris" and/or "The Ugly Doris Website", to my knowledge has not been patented by any limited (Ltd.) or incorporated (Inc.) company. If the name "Ugly Doris" or "The Ugly Doris Website" has been trademarked or copyrighted by any company other than the non-profit organisation to which this website refers, please inform the webmaster (Rick Attfield) before issuing a court summons. Immediate action will be taken to prevent any legal problems. Thank you.