First, we state that girls require time and money.
Girls = Time x Money
And as we all know, "time is money"
Time = Money
Therefore:
Girls = Money x Money = (Money˛)
And because "money is the root of all evil":
Money = the root of Evil
Therefore:
Girls = (the root of evil)˛
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil
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