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- Getting The Hookup : Divine Inspiration #2 The loud sounds of an international airport bring up the scene for today. Bill and Rob are seen grabbing their luggage from security as they prepare for the very long trip from California, to Japan.
'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : Are you ready, Bill?
'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : Ready? 'Course I am. Who isn't ready?
'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : I'm ready bro.
'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : Good deal. Where's our plane at?
'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : Uhh, I don't know.. What time is it?
Bill looks at his watch
'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : 12:27.
Suddenly a call comes over the loud speaker for flight 675. Rob and Bill smile, and walk over to the terminal. They hand the nice lady their tickets, and board the plane. They walk through the aisle.. and finally find their seats. Rob rushes to them and gets window seat. He raises his hands in victory.
'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : Oh yeah, window seat!!
'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : I call it on the way back, dude.
Rob looks around and sees the flight attendant.. damn is she hot!!
'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : Uhh, dude.. you can have the window now. Aisle's MUCH better in my view.
'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : Why the sudden change of mind?
Bill and Rob trade seats, the flight attendant passes by. Rob looks over at Bill.. who's got evil eyes. Rob smiles.
'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : ALL THE WAY TO JAPAN!
'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : Well, I get to see her coming back.
'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : Bro, what are you smoking? You called window on the way back.
'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : Damn you Rob.. DAMN YOU!
'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : Yeah, I'm a very smart man. One that knows the ins and outs of a wrestling ring. ESPECIALLY when weapons are involved.
'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : No shit.. Don't speak to me dude.. you've pissed me off! YOU GET THE HOTTIE!!! You bastard….
Rob chuckles as the plane takes off. He looks into the camera.
'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : Well, Bill doesn't want me speaking to him.. so I guess I'll talk to all my dudes and dudettes in TV Land. Well, and Raven too, but he's bisexual so.. I guess he doesn't really count. But, everybody else does. And my match at the PPV.. it DEFINATLY counts. But, the win won't be a surprise to me.. seeing as though I'[m only fighting Raven. And, it's my specialty match! HARDCORE!! Raven, I tell all my opponents this.. and you're no different. You don't know what to expect on Thursday and so, you won't know what to do. And like Bill said yesterday.. Divine Inspiration is going to be the ONLY time you will get to see Rob Van Dam frogsplash AND PIN Raven.. TWICE! It's going to be awesome Raven. I hope you show up. Seeing as how bad I am going to beat you.. I'd be pretty scared. BUT.. nobody's going to beat me.. I've got no worries at all. These past few weeks.. you've tried to injure me, weaken me, and all with the help of friends. Well Raven.. at Divine Inspiration.. you'll have NO friends. Nobody to back you up. All you'll have is me. Staring you dead in the eyes. And then you'll know what you've gotten yourself into. And you'll just be begging to get yourself out. But you can't. Because the one man stopping with be
Rob .. Van .. Dam!!
Rob taunts and then calls for a bag of peanuts. The flight attendant walks over and bends over. He tells the guy across the aisle to ask for peanuts. She turns around, bends over, and Rob slaps her ass! She turns around and smiles. She sits on his lap and his eyes grow HUGE. Then the scene fades. Boy.. don't you hate when that happens?
- E N D R P
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