Roleplay: #009 W/L/D: 01|02|01 Claim 2 Fame: CWF US Champ - CWF Hardcore Champ - CWF Tag Champ 2x - RIW Vault x1

- Techno Party : Divine Inspiration #1

The cameras open up showing the aftermath of what looks to be a party. RVD and Bill and other people are all passed out on couches. The house is ruined. A little midget comes running from the back of the house with designs drawn on his bare chest yelling TECHNO!!!

'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : Woah, Bill, what happened?

'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : DUDE! What the..

'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : Man, all I remember is winning my match.. and now the house is a wreck. Did we throw a party?

'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : Maybe.

'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : Dude.. this sucks. But in a way.. having the only thing in my memory is me jumping off that turnbuckle.. and smashing down onto.. whoever that was. Damn, we got wasted last night.

'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : I remember getting shot..

Bill scratches his head in a half-ass attempt to wake himself up.

'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : Do you remember who I frogsplashed? I can’t remember at all.

'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : No I.. I can’t say I do.

'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : Say what!? You don’t remember me, the one and only Rob Van Dam, hitting his trademark maneuver? What kind of motivator are you?

'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : As of right now.. a drunk one.

'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : Well, you better straighten up because I’ve got the biggest match of my career in RIW so far in only a week! I HOPE you can remember my frogsplash at Divine Inspiration.

'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : Oh, I already see it. RVD.. leaps off the turnbuckles.. this the highest he’s ever been! He lands, right on a ladder on top of Raven! Raven’s out cold.. One.. Two.. Three! Finally the slaughter is over.. Rob has won! Like we didn’t see it coming!

'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : Dude, you’re going to spoil the surprise for Raven. He doesn’t know how bad I’m going to whoop his ass.

'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : He should, he saw you whoop ass on Exile.. TWICE! Once.. he kicked your bootay afterwards. But, last week.. he saw you whoop up dadday.

'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : Well, at least you saw THAT much of Exile. Since you just coincidentally didn’t catch the GOOD parts of the match.

'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : Hey, back off. I’ll remember that part of the match eventually.

'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : Man, I wonder how we’re gonna prepare for this beating on Raven. He’s already came out and cut his promo’s.. TWICE. And he’s done an interview with TERRI! Phew! She’s hott. If only Victoria was an interviewer.. or Sable.. Torrie.. any of those gals would suit me fine.

'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : Yeah but Daddy.. he was in ECW! Just like us.

'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : So? He lost his matches. I won mine. Look back in the ECW archives, who has the GREATEST ECW matches under their belt? Did Raven ever fight Jerry Lynn in one helluva match? No. Was anybody in a stretcher match besides myself and Sabu? No. Did Raven ever beat me in ECW? I don’t think so. Did I ever beat Raven? I don’t remember. So, on Thursday. When we meet face to face in the squared circle.. when we look into each others eyes.. and know that we’re about to go through hell and back, and we see those old ECW memories just by looking into the other mans eyes. Then we’ll know.. that it’s on. And Bill.. this game won’t start up untill that point. With three falls ahead of us, and only one task at hand. It’ll be time to resurrect ECW and bring it back from the dead TV Ratings graveyard. Dude, THAT is going to be the shit. And your ass better be watching too!

'mr. manager' Bill Alfonso : No doubt I’ll be watching. Rob, I’ll be watching more than RVD vs. Raven. I’ll be watching ECW. I’ll be witnessing the personification of Hell in an RIW PPV Ring. It’s going to be more than just a match. I’ll be seeing two careers going head on.. knowing only ONE can come out on top. And only ONE can win. And then.. I’ll watch as ROB VAN DAM. The gran-dadday. Jumps off the turnbuckles and frogsplashes Raven.. one two three. And then.. for this one night only. Everybody around the world will get to see RVD pin Raven one.. two.. three.. AGAIN!

'whole fuckin show' Rob Van Dam : And that’s only because I’m me.. yes me..

R..V..D!!

Rob and Bill get off the couch and focus on their newly established task, cleaning the house, as the scene fades.

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