--= RAVEN EFFECT =-- --= Scene =-- Raven is seen sound asleep on the brand new AOV sofa. His hand in in a bag of potato chips and he's drooling on himself. The sundeenly..BUH BUH BUDDA BUH BUH BUUUH! Jeff Hardy blows a trumpet into the ear of Raven causing him to jump up and fall out of the bed.
--= 'double champion' Jeff Hardy =-- "WAKE UP..BOOOOOOY! IF YOU WANNA BEAT THOSE THREE FOOLS ON SUNDAY, YOU GOTTA TRAIN NOOW! NOW LET'S MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!"
--= 'dark prince' Raven =-- "Dude cmon! A guys gotta sleep sometime! Jesus."
--= 'double champion' Jeff Hardy =-- "Did I ask for any lip from you? I didn't think so. Now get up and get dressed. We've got to train! You've got a big match at WrestleMania and now ain't the time to joke around and play your games. MOVE MOVE MOVE!"
--= 'dark prince' Raven =-- "Man, whatever. I know I hva ea big match, but it's only Friday."
--= 'double champion' Jeff Hardy =-- "EXACTLY! Your match is on Sunday! We've got to be to the arena by Saturday night and our selfish promotion must end at around three A.M. Sunday morning. GET IT..GOT IT..GOOD!"
--= Scene =-- Raven wakes up and rubs his eyes. He lets out a yawn and then Jeff chunks some training cloths at Raven, knocking him back a bit. Raven slowly gets his balance back and throws the clothes on. It looks very messed up. Jeff Hardy, dressed in drill sergeant clothes,
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