--= RAVEN EFFECT =--
Location: Alliance Of Violence Lockeroom
Date: Tuesday April 29th
Time: 10:10 A.M.

--= Scene =-- The scene opens up and Raven is seen in the lockeroom sitting on a steel chair, by himself. He has on some normal clothes, and is just chilling. He then grabs some tape and begins to wrap up his hands as suddenly the door bursts open and Jeff Hardy comes storming in with a great look on his face.

--= 'double champion' Jeff Hardy =-- "DUDE! I got a raise for winning this title..now I have both! And I bought a special something for this barren lockeroom."

--= 'dark prince' Raven =-- "Oh boy, I wonder..."

--= Scene =-- Jeff Hardy waves his hand. signaling for somehting. And then two movers come in with a couch. It's busted and raggedy, but Jeff seems proud of it. They wheel it in and place it on the wall of the room. Jeff gives the men about two ort ree twenty dollar bills. They walk off and Jeff runs, jumps, and lands right on the couch. You can tell, by the way the springs stick into his back, that it wasn't an easy landing. But he plays it off and acts as though the couch is wonderful.

--= 'dark prince' Raven =-- "A couch?"

--= 'double champion' Jeff Hardy =-- "A COUCH!"

--= 'dark prince' Raven =-- "Wow..what a gift."

--= 'double champion' Jeff Hardy =-- "Oh I know man, I won the Five Star Championship and bought this as our reward. We're unbeatable Tag Champs, and now we're taking over the singles competition! WOO! What a great weekend, and a great day!"

--= 'dark prince' Raven =-- "And WrestleMania's right around the corner too! The TLC Match man. You and Ba-bitch-sta. The faggot who beat me on Sunday, will get his ass kicked by you on Sunday. And I gotta worry about Quiz again! And Lance Storm, and Jerry Lynn. And...drumroll please..the hardcore championship!"

--= Scene =-- Raven begins to play an air guitar and says what notes he's playing. Jiggy Jug Jiggy Jug jiggy Jug Jiggy Jug Jiggy JAH-JAH! JIGGIDY Jug Jiggy Jug Jiggy Jug Jiggy Jug Jiggy JAH-JAH! He then goes into a high pitched solo, that drives Jeff Hardy out of the room. Then Raven stops and throws his hair back out of his face. He hops onto the couch and begins to do Jerry Lynn taunts. He goes to jump off of the couch and BAM! The couch literally snaps in half! Raven stares with an "Oh Shit" look on his face and quickly runs and closes the door.

--= 'dark prince' Raven =-- "OH MY GOD! OHHH. I broke the couch..lorday lorday! Jeff's gonna beat me till I die! No Hardcore Championship..no Tag Team Titles. No Rematch with Test. No Revenge on Batista. I'm going to let this camera go to a commercial, when it comes back.. I'll reflect on my life. While I still have it."

--= Scene =-- Well, he said it..COMMERCIAL!

- C O M M E R C I A L B R E A K

--= RAVEN EFFECT =--
Location: Holy Healing Catholic Chruch
Date: Tuesday April 29th
Time: 10:50 A.M.

--= Scene =-- The cameras fade back on, inside what seems to be a church. The cameras look throughout the building and finally, Raven is seen walking into the confession area.

--= 'dark prince' Raven =-- "Ok fans, I'm here, at the confession. Getting ready to pledge to this man to let me kep my life to wrestle another day.. Well, here it goes!"

--= Scene =-- Raven then sits in the little chair and begins speaking to a mesh fence where a man's mouth is seen.

--= 'dark prince' Raven =-- "Sir, I'm here to confess my sins.. I broke..my best friends..favorite couch in the whole world. He bought it just for our lockeroom and well, I broke it playing air guitar. And yes..I'm a-"

--= 'faceless' Man =-- "Sin, sin, sin..you're all sinners. And you're all going to burn in an everlasting fiery hell!"

--= 'dark prince' Raven =-- "Dude! You're supposed to fix my problems, not give me more! Shit. I'm trying to pure out my feelings and problems..and you're cutting me off and telling I'm a criminal because I broke a damn couch!"

--= 'faceless' Man =-- "Well, continue on then young lad. I'm here to listen to..you're retarded ass gravel!"

--= 'dark prince' Raven =-- "Ok well see, I've got more problems. One is unknown of what the outcome will be. But I have a match on Sunday. See, I'm Raven from the CWF. And on Sunday it's WrestleMania, the world series of Wrestling. The Super Bowl of Wrestling. And I'm in a match, with three other men. Test, Jerry Lynn, and Lance Storm. And I just wanted to confess that..I wanted god to know that..that I'm going to kick all of their asses..and win the HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! Along with my beautiful Tag Team Title. Just to let you know..FUCKER!"

--= Scene =-- Raven flips open the mesh and socks the man in his jaw, knocking him out. He then walks out and sees a statue of Jesus. The statue happens to be turn right where Raven is and the mouth is open in awe. Raven flips off the statue and walks out of the church, frustrated..and proud. Then the cameras fade to the lockeroom. Jeff Hardy walks in and has the movers come in with a new couch. He ordered the wrong one. He then snickers as he walks away hauling the couch.

- C O M M E R C I A L B R E A K

--= RAVEN EFFECT =--
Location: Alliance Of Violence Lockeroom
Date: Tuesday April 29th
Time: 12:40 A.M.

--= Scene =-- Raven is then seen walking into the AOV Lockeroom. He notices the new couch and begins to think that god gave him his life, even he flipped him off and beat the old guy. He holds his hands in prayer as Jeff walks in.

--= 'double champion' Jeff Hardy =-- "New couch."

--= 'dark prince' Raven =-- "Yeah see, the other one, just didn't feel the same. Being so broken..old and all. Well, I got a new one.

--= 'double champion' Jeff Hardy =-- "No you didn't."

--= 'dark prince' Raven =-- "Yeah I did, does this look new to you."

--= 'double champion' Jeff Hardy =-- "I know you didn't buy it..cause I bought it."

--= 'dark prince' Raven =-- "WHAT!? Why? I thought you bought the other one just for us..what was wrong with it?"

--= 'double champion' Jeff Hardy =-- "Well, it was the wrong one. See, I ordered these off of UBid.com and well, they sent me the old one instead of this one."

--= 'dark prince' Raven =-- "Oh, ok. Well, I guess it wouldn't matter to you if I said I crashed the couch playing air guitar would it?"

--= 'double champion' Jeff Hardy =-- "You did what?"

--= 'dark prince' Raven =-- "Well..haha..you see..I was erm-so hyped up at the uhh-moment that I just umm-jumped up and down on it with my air guitar and one last jump then uhh-BOOM! It all collapsed under me. So I went to the church and prayed, then screwed jesus over and knoced out a dude. And..all for a couch that shouldn't have been here! Dude..I'm going to hell now because of you and these damn sofas!"

--= Scene =-- Raven begins to scream as JEff Hardy stands there laughing as the scene fades out to the CWF WrestleMania logo.

- S T A T I C
© Copyright MX-GFX 2003. All Rights Reserved.