ROLE-PLAY NUMBER -- 01 [one]

nWa RECORD -- Wins - 00  Losses - 00  Drawn - 00

nWa ACHIEVEMENTS -- Coming To A Roleplay Near You

CAREER ACHIEVEMENTS -- CWF Tag Team Champion [2x]; Hardcore Champion [1x]; United States Champion [first ever, 1x];World Championship Tournament Finalist [1]; Top Ten Rper [11x]; Quote Of The Week [1x]; Top Ten [bottom line, 3x]; #1 Rper [the rant, 1x]; "Mr. Creative" [high spot, 1x]; CWF JULY SLAMMIES: Face Rper Of The Month [runner-up]; Match Of The Month [runner-up]; Most Improved Of The Month [runner-up]

IMPACTED -- Christopher Nowinski [1]; Scott Steiner [1]; Midajah [1];



Tag Team Titles -- vs. Izzy and Dixie w/Special K -- Florida = Alcoholics?

Before The Impact -- Years.. and years.. and maybe a few more. And then about 4 months. That's how long the Impact Players have been without a job in the ring. Storm's been cleaning bathrooms.. and Justin's been dancing naked. Both are tow things NOBODY would want to see. But then came NWA. Owned and operated daily by Tommi Lister and Matt Malone. Two men who are very new to the owner's seat.. but don't look to be doing a bad job. With names such as the Playaz, Triple H, AJ Styles.. all on written contracts. And, they've already got their first show. April Second will be the day when NWA opens itself to the world at Jackson Coliseum in Jacksonville Florida. And the Playaz are already given their rightful shot at Tag Team Gold as they take on Izzy and Dixie..

[ Can You Feel It? ]

We catch out stunning superstars on the streets of Jacksonville.. They seem to be looking for something but what? We do not know.

' IN BETWEEN BRAINS ' Justin Credible -- " Jeez you guys, we gotta find us a bar. "

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " Well, they got billions of 'em. To your left.. your right.. your front.. your back. You diagonally right front.. the diago- "

' JAW DROPPING ' Dawn Marie -- " We get it Lance. Let's just go into one of them. What's the big deal? You can get drunk in every single one of them.. "

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " Sure you can, but drinking is all about location. Location, location, location! "

' IN BETWEEN BRAINS ' Justin Credible -- " But of course Lance, a GIRL wouldn't know anything about that.. "

Dawn Marie gives Justin a bit of a devilish smirk. She bows up to him as to strike him with her hand, and he jumps back a bit. In a paranoid sort of way.

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " Woah, chill out if I can be serious for a minute. "

' IN BETWEEN BRAINS ' Justin Credible -- " You're joking right? "

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " Waddya mean? "

' IN BETWEEN BRAINS ' Justin Credible -- " You.. serious? C'mon. gimme a break dude. "

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " Bruh, you're ruining my gimmick. I'm in the NWA now.. remember? Or did you forget everything when you fell off the swingsets. "

' JAW DROPPING ' Dawn Marie -- " The toddler swingsets at that.. "

' IN BETWEEN BRAINS ' Justin Credible -- " HEY! Shaddap! I'm in the NWA too. Yeah, I remembered. Woah, I remembered! But yes, I do know. AND I know we've got a Tag Team Title match on Clash Of The Champions! "

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " Well, we OBVIOUSLY deserve them. Seeing as.. we are who we are. "

' JAW DROPPING ' Dawn Marie -- " What the hell do you mean? You've both been out of the ring for YEARS! "

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " So? At least we were, at one time, in the ring.. And dominating. I've never heard of Izzy and Dixie or Special K in my life. "

' IN BETWEEN BRAINS ' Justin Credible -- " Special K's a cereal. That's the only time I heard it. And, I've heard of Izzy. If you take of the D in Dizzy. Hehe. "

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " Just, I'm going to quote a fellow Canadian as I ask you.. no I demand that you.. SHUT THE HELL.. UP! "

' IN BETWEEN BRAINS ' Justin Credible -- " Sorry, can't do it. "

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " Ok. I guess you gotta cut a promo some how. "

Dawn spots a bar on the side of the sidewalk.

' JAW DROPPING ' Dawn Marie -- " Hey, how about we go to that bar.. Skins. "

Lance stops, looks at it, and sees it's a bar full of muscular men stripping.

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " No indeed. That's and Izzy and Dixie bar. Besides.. we can strip for you at home. "

' IN BETWEEN BRAINS ' Justin Credible -- " YEAH! For free too. "

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " And we serve beers. "

' IN BETWEEN BRAINS ' Justin Credible -- " Those are free once you buy 'em. "

' JAW DROPPING ' Dawn Marie -- " Eh.. whatever. "

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " Besides, you just want us to go there because 1, you're tired of walking and 2, you wanna see hott guys strip. Well, for your information.. not even stripping GIRLS would bring us into a bar.. "

' IN BETWEEN BRAINS ' Justin Credible -- " Yeah they would Lance. "

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " Probably so but, not even the top notch bars would get us because they are STILL not top notch enough to serve NWA Tag Team Champs. "

' IN BETWEEN BRAINS ' Justin Credible -- " Uh, Lance? "

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " Yeah? "

' IN BETWEEN BRAINS ' Justin Credible -- " Since when are we NWA's tag champs? "

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " Since Tom-Tom made the card. Do you REALLY think that even on our worst day, and their best, that Izzy and Dixie could beat us? They sound like a pair of guys from 'Queer Eye For The Straight Guy'. They've got no chance. So, consider us Tag Team Champions right now. "

' IN BETWEEN BRAINS ' Justin Credible -- " That's Just Incredible dude. "

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " No, that was Lance Storm. You didn’t say that. I did. "

' IN BETWEEN BRAINS ' Justin Credible -- " Now you're ruining my gimmick dude. It's my catchphrase. 'That’s Just Incredible!' Remember? ECW.. WCW. "

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " Oh, okay. I only remember one catchphrase. And that’s the only thing that Izzy and Dixie need to know on April 3rd, Sunday, two weeks from now. And that's that after we get finished with them, win our tag titles.. they won't feel pain.. they won't feel sad.. all they'll do is. "

FEEL THE IMPACT!

' IN BETWEEN BRAINS ' Justin Credible -- " Classic, man.. Classic. "

' JAW DROPPING ' Dawn Marie -- " Yeah, that's all fine and dandy but how’s about us finding a bar before you end up having to find a new girlfriend, Lance. "

' TECHNICALLY THE BEST ' Lance Storm -- " Okay, okay. But, we need to find one that can suit our Championship-like needs.. "

Justin walks ahead, and then stops dead in his tracks looking over at a bar. Lance bumps into to him, now drooling. And they both look over to the side at a FEMALE STIRP BAR! They both, hypnotically, walk in as the scene fades.

[ Guess Not ]