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The scene opens up and the Impact Playaz are all sitting in the lockeroom. Lance Storm has his gear on, but Justin and Dawn have their regular street wrags on.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Guys, did I miss something last night?
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Uhh, not that I know of..why?
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Well, Mr. Happy go Lucky thinks he can just grab on me like it's no big deal.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Yeah, I didn't get that. You know, the whole cheer up thing.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : I'm EC f'n W. I don't need anybody to guide me anywhere.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Yeah. But, on a positive note..you did beat Chris Jericho. And he's one helluva wrestler.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : No doubt I beat him. I'm on a 2-0 winning streak. Taker..downed. Jericho..downed. And now..I've got another easily passable opponent. Dorkzilla.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : I thought you were fighting Scott Steiner...?
'the coolest' Justin Credible : He is, Scott Steiner calls himself Freakzilla. Wel Lance thinks of it as being Dorky. So Dorkzilla is a more appropriate outlook on his nicknames.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : I didn't know those words were in your vocabulary.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Well, not many words are..but those are just a few I picked up from Class the other day.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : ...You did?
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Well, another positive note is that I'm number one contender for Brock's Gimmick Championship. AND! I'm in round two...two! Of CWF's King of the Ring tournament. And well, Mr. King of the World...WON'T be King of the Ring.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : How do you know?
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Yeah, your match with him wasn't for King of the Ring.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : You see, it just so happens that I'm going to the finals. I'm battling my way through every night. And if Jericho happens to be in the finals with me..I'll bust a repeat. I'll beat him again with my superkick just like I did last night on Smackdown.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : That's amazing.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Hey, you do know that you're fighting Steiner right? But, you're the Gimmick #1 contender and well..you haven't trained for either.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Hey now! I've won my only 2 matches here so far..I think I would know when to and when not to train. Right now is one of those 'chill out' times.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : We've been..chilling out..for an hour. I'm ready to go do something.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : We could..dress up as bums and go to the mall.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Uhh, let's not and say we did. How about we go to the corner..find a prostitue and let her lead us to Scott Whiner.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Dude, prostitute's don't come out at noon. Try later tonight maybe. But, the hookers of america foundation is open twenty-four hours a day..seven days a week. And it's in town.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Since when?
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Since yesterday..I tried to become one of the HOA, but it didn't work. They said I wasn't manly enough to be a hooker.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Hookers are girls Justin.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : This is england. Anybody can be anything here.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Umm, ok. so I could be CWF's World Champ if I wanted to?
'the coolest' Justin Credible : PFFT! I never said that this was America! We're not THAT free. Shhesh.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Yeah, what's your problem? You can't just waltz in..being a girl..and expect to go anywhere near the world title. Until, of course, I win it. Then you'll be able to carry it for me.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Hey! I thought I was going to be your title belt carrier man person.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : You are, being the heavy title belt that it is, I need two people. One for each strap.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Well, you aren't going to get any kind fo strap what-so-ever if you don't beat Steiner.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Steiner? You've got to be kidding me! He's no sweat. I can guarantee that on Smackdown..his ass is grass. And I'm gonna smoke it!
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Lance, you don't smoke.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Nope, he doesn't.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : It's manly lingo.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Then how come I don't understand it?
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Because you tried out to be a hooker..that means you're not fully man.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Oh..well Steiner's not fully man you know?
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Really? How so?
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Well, Steroids make your..wamps wamps get a little....little.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : HAHAHAHA! I think you really smoke something Justin! HAHAHAHA!
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Well, I guess that would make Steiner 50% man...100% LOSER!
'the coolest' Justin Credible : I thought you could only have 100 percent..that's one fifty.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : You seem a bit confused. Steiner's going to be the same way after I give him a taste of TOTAL IMPACT! He won't know what the hell hit him.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : That my friend, is JUST FUCKING INCREDIBLE!
The scene begins to fade to a CWF Smackdown Advertising. Will Lance Storm be able to keep his no loss record up? Will The Impact Playaz score another win? We'll find out on SMACKDOWN! Live this Thursday at 8/7 central.
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