- The Celebration
The scene opens up to what seems to be a classroom in one of the top knotch schools in London. None other than Lance Storm is seen standing at the chalkboard with a Cap and Gown on. He has a pointer in his hand. The blackboard reads in big white letters "IMPACT?" The camera gets another view of the classroom and sitting in two pupil's desks are Justin Credible and Dawn Marie.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Welcome charming children. Today lesson will be on Impact. Now, who can tell me what Impact is?
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Hmm, Impact is when something or someone hits something or someone else.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Very good Justin. Now Dawn, what do you think Impact is.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : [twirling gum] When you beat somebody up.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Good now, who can name somebody that doesn't know what Impact is?
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Uhh, you?
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Why me?
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Because you're asking us..if I asked Justin something it would be to figure it out myself. You asked us trying to figure it out yourself.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Well, that's not the answer I was looking for. The correct answer is [writes on board] Chris..Jericho.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Why him? He's a cool dude..like me. I'm sure he knows what Impact is..
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Yo, Lance is fighting Jericho on Smackdown..
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Oh, my bad. But yeah..Jericho knows nothing about Impact.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : I'm glad you agree with me Justin. Now, Jericho is a mellinium man and an Egotistical Maniac. Now I'll say it slowly in case Jericho is watching..Ego-tis-ical Mai-nia-c. Now who can tell me what is Jericho?
'the coolest' Justin Credible : A city!
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Very good. A city with what?
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : With the walls of Jericho.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Now, why would somebody want to be named after a city with 900 foot walls around it? Not me, I mean we're named after something that every wrestler knows about..Impact but Jericho has never felt the pain of..?
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Total Impact!
'the serious one' Lance Storm : You're on a roll Justin.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Yeah..on fire.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : His finisher is about this city, his name has to do with this city....I don't get it. He acts like he's from some strage planet of 'Jericho' but yet he's Canadian. I don't understand. We're all about Impact and hitting..he's all about a city with walls. To quote hurricane..Wasupwitdat?
'the coolest' Justin Credible : No clue..I say you walk down that ramp on Thursday and show him that being a city with walls in the sky is nothing..can't compare to the Playaz and Total..Impact!
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Lance Storm style...!
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Better believe it..or else! I'ma go Korean Biker on you!
The Impact Playaz all get up and Lance Superkicks through Chris Jericho's name snapping the Blackboard into three peices from the point of IMPACT.
- C O M M E R C I A L B R E A K
The cameras fade back on inside of The Impat Playaz lockeroom. We see Storm, Credible, Apparently the only members of The Impact Playaz in the room. We see the two of them talking back and forth with each other while Dawn, is out of the room for the moment.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Well how about this, I am qualified for the King of the Ring. I beat Taker.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Can't say you're surprised can you? The guy's half dead.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : I'm not surprised in the least. I knew I could do it..and I did.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Good, oyu got into the Tourney..now oyu've got to worry about other things..like your match on Smackdown with Jericho. Gota think about it you know.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Yes, we must do that. And soon as we start..it will be a long training seesion and a good amount of Brain Power.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Oh we do?....Well That should be Fun. We will have to do something about that now won't we?
'the serious one' Lance Storm : We could..or just sit on it for another two months..then start. But that's my opinion.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : How about you go about your own and do something about it..now.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : A promo? You busted a huge alley-way thing..I'd be embarass trying to come back after that.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : I did ally-way..you do In-Ring. Totally different things.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Hmm, guess I'll have too eh?
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Eh? I say..Yeh!
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Fine, I'll go. Be back in a few.
Lance walks off and tries to keep the camera on him but it fades to a commercial to be back in a few.
- C O M M E R C I A L B R E A K
We see of course The CWF Audience in attendance. The sounds of Lance's music hit's and Then Lance Storm pops out of the curtain and Begins to Come walking down the Ramp.
Lance Climbs through the Ropes, and gets in the ring and he walks over to the Corner Near the announcers Table, and does the taunt Raising his Arms in the Air. He jumps down his Music Fades, he then grabs a Microphone from Lillian Garcia by the side of the ring. He walks in to the center of the ring, and begins to Speak out.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Now Folks, I've been in the back. You know what? I've had some good Dreams as of late of Beating Jericho in this Very Ring!...Now Let's go here, Jericho your first of course! Mainly because your my next opponent. Now Jericho, You me Thursday! We're going to take care of some Damn Important Business we have. That business is..our match. But you know what, now that I See It's time to take care of that business. At Smackdown, it was me and Taker, Oh yeah. Dominated that Thing. Then I get stuck with you. But yet you haven't acknowleged the match. So now I'm Stuck here saying stuff when you pay it no mind! Well you know what Chris? I Am Still Pissed about that, quite a bit! I Plan on going and winning this match on Smackdown, and Becoming the man, with the Number One Contendership...Well the contendership for the gimmick title.
Chris, You've been a very Cocky person since I met you. Now I admit you were very cocky before I met you, but of course that's you. Now you're here, Cockier then Ever? Does this go with Age or Something? Your What? 28, 29 years old now? Your in your prime your Ready to go out there, and Take out everybody you can. Well Jericho, I'm not going to be another one of those kinds where I loose to you. I am not going to loose to somebody who's Most famous words are 'Shut Up'!
Chris, You've been going around, you've been doing some Hellacious Attacks on opponents. You beat them..and other. Well you know what? I think it's time that I Stand up for All the Mid Carders in the Back, And Show that the Mid Carders, may not be the Top guys around here, But We Certainly can kick the hell out of the Main Eventers. So Chris, I'm not only going to defeat you in a blaze of Glory. I'm also going to Take a Win, From the Mid Carders, Like Edge, Kurt Angle, ...Maybe even Snow. But Anyway, Chris, you Will Loose Tonight!
Now let's go to the Latest victim Around here, Who Has never Won a Match since Arriving who already thinks he's good enough for a King of the Ring! The one, the Only, DUMBEST Son of a ...Female Dog.....Undertaker ....No I Take that Back. Old Mold Undertaker. Steve You Actually think your Worthy of a Shot at the King of the Ring? Tell Me Taker, how long have you been in this Fed? Two Weeks? What makes you think your worthy Huh? You Lost to me, because you couldn't keep a Cool Head. Well I'll tell you What! Old Mold. You're not ready..plain and simple. You lost, hands down, you never saw it coming though. I Win! You Go and Face The Dark Match-ers Where you should Be. Old Mold Undertaker, You think your a Big Star Don't you? Because Why? You lost to me! On my first match.
No, Old Mold, you don't deserve one Damn Thing Yet! I Worked Long and Hard just to make it to the level of Where I could Even Face HHH to get this Shot! You think I'm going to hand it out to you? The Latest Rookie to come around!? I Think not! Right now you need to get that Stick out of your Damn Ass, and Stop acting like Al Gore being So Damn Stiff! Not to Mention, None of your Video Works. Maybe you should get a new Camera Man, if you can't even Get The Correct Camera Equipment To Show your damn Face. So Old Mold, you got my thoughts. You're not ready to be King..of the Ring and I proved it. If you were to win..You'd loose, You'd go Back To being the Nobody that you Are! a Thirty-Eight year Old, No Brained, Dead Dude, That can only get a Match Against Batista because That's All he's Worth Facing! There you Go Taker You Got my thought. So now, Go Say your quote a couple of Times, Drink all your Damn Beer, show up in this Ring Drunk like you did Last Night, And Get Yourself Another superkick to your half dead head!
Now, I've spread my joy to both Taker..and Jericho. The two people who have and will be infected with TOTAL IMPACT!
Storm's Music hits and he Puts the Microphone down and Rolls it to Lillian Garcia, and he exits the Ring and goes walking up the Ramp
This Happens, and we go to a Nice Fade out as we look at the Hookers of America Foundation Commercial
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