- The Celebration
The scene fades on in Manchester, the newly CWF invaded Smackdown! site for this week. Last week's Smackdown was great bringing Justin Credible up with his first victory. The Impact Playaz, however, cought some beef with A-Train and Lesnar. Now The Playaz find themselves in a Tag Team Championship, Number One Contenders match with The Brothers of Destruction, Kane and Taker, and A-Train and Lesnar. The cameras then go inside fo the arena in front of the Impact Playaz Lockeroom. The door opens and all three are heard laughing and having a good time.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Man, i'm glad I got down wiht it last week. [pures champaigne down his throat] WOO! Because I feel great now. A victory over Hunter? I never saw it coming.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : I did, but I didn't see a Number One Contender's match up coming. Man, my first match and your second. We're already in the goldage picture!
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : I'm proud of you both. For making the title scene and I'm real proud of you Justin for winning the match that stressed you out all week. After you woke me up at two in the morning you needed to win or else.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Or else what?
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Yeah, what can you do to us?
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Does Korean biker ring a bell?
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Ohh yeah. It rings a big bell.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Woo! I can't believe it man, Tag Champs.
Just then a short, stubby looking man walks up to their wide open door.
'oompa loompa' Brett Wayne : Sorry to burst your bubble, but you will not be in the CWF Tag Team Division. Sorry to say, Lance Storm, however will have his first singles match on Thursday versus The Undertaker in a King of the Ring qualifier.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Alright dude! World Title..here comes Total Impact!
The man walks off and the Impact Players continue celebrating.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Hey uhh, does anybody know why we're celebrating? Because Justin won right? Well, he won with the help of Jeff Hardy. Remember?
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Yeah, what was with that?
'the serious one' Lance Storm : I don't know man..I say we go find out.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Like Flair could tell us..Jeff did it.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Well, Jeff's locker is next to Flair's..I say we need to talk to both of them. Jeff about Smackdown and Flair about the King of the Ring.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Fine by me.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Alright, alright..I'll go.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : You don't have to..
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Then I won't.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : But since you already said you would come..you're coming.
They all three walk down the hallway towards Flair and Jeff Hardy's lockerooms. The cameras then fade away.
- C O M M E R C I A L B R E A K
It fades back and the three Impact PLayers are all standing inside of Jeff Hardy's lockeroom. They have just walked in and caught Jeff's attention.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Hey Hardy. I got a question for you. Why'd you have to interfere in my match on Smackdown? You couldn't find anything better to do or something? You wanted to make me seem helpless? Is that it?
'the forgotten soul' Jeff Hardy : It's funny to see just how easily a soul can fool themselves into believing something. Justin Credible... do you actually think that you could've beat Triple H last week? Do you think that a complete joke such as yourself could've beat the former world champion Triple h? [Jeff laughs a bit] You're nothing but a joke from a third-rate promotion... but you a lucky joke at the same time. See if it weren't for Triple H starting something he can't finish earlier that night, then you would've looked at another number in your loss column... So to say that you could've won is a lie... it's nothing true... because had it not been for Jeff Hardy... or Lance Storm for that matter -- you wouldn't be here right now. You'd be in the hospital... or even the morgue... [Jeff laughs]
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Oh really? Well, it just so happens that you'll be the low ranked fool playing the game on Smackdown. We'll have to see how you fair against him and then we'll se who's going to the morgue. Because trust me, if you can't beat The Game..you'll be the next victim of Total Impact!
'the forgotten soul' Jeff Hardy : Ahh, a threat I see? People hand those out almst as often as fake tickets.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : No, you don't get it do you, fruity? That's not a threat..we don't issue threats. We make promises. And we don't break the promises either. We break the opponents!
Lance starts to pull Justin back and the players walk out of Jeff's lockeroom. Justin makes sure, however, to slam the door loudly. They walk a few feet down the hall and barge into Flair's office. Triple H is sitting down with some ice on his forehead from the grueling match-up on Smackdown. Lance chuckles a bit and points to HHH. Then Flair hangs up his cell phone and looks into the eyes of the Impact Players.
'the nature boy' Ric Flair : Well, hello there Justin..Lance..Dawn.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Hello, Flair, HHH..HHH's bruise.
'the nature boy' Ric Flair : Look, I'm sorry that you can't be in the Tag Title Scene. A-Train and Lesnar are fired. So..just Angle and Jericho and you guys are in the Tag Team Division.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : So you didn't tell us anything you just decided to change up our matches? You cold've posted it or somehting. All you did was get one of your workers to tell us.
'the bnature boy' Ric Flair : Well, I'm a very busy man. I've got things to worry about and the Power Trip.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : So..you think I care? I don't. Just make sure that after Jeff loses to H on Smackdown..call me up. I got some business to handle with him and his fruity colored hair.
'the nature boy' Ric Flair : I'll do what I can. You've got King of the Ring to worry about for now. Whenever Jeff's open I'll see if I can book it.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Great. Oh and Triple H..Ice helps alot doesn't it?
The Impact PLayers laugh and then head out of the room with Dawn by their side. They close the door and walk down the hallway back towards their lockeroom and the cameras fade with Josh Matthews walking up to Lance for an interview.
- C O M M E R C I A L B R E A K
The cameras fade back and Josh is seen standing with a mic circled by the three Impact Players.
'the reject' Josh Matthews : Lance storm, how does it feel knowing that you will be in the qualifying round for CWF's King of the Ring tournament?
'the serious one' Lance Storm : It's alright I guess. Ask me later when I get to the finals. These people in the CWF are all great competitors, no doubt. But I'm the Canadian Storm. The Impact Player, Lance Storm. And on Smackdown..when it comes down to me and Taker..he'll be my first victim of Total Impact and he'll feel the Boston Crab. I'll make him tap..or I'll get him down for the three. But it won't be anything like Justin's match. I'l win it without Jeff's help. Justin will be at ringside waiting for that fruity son of a gun to come down and then..he'll feel the effects of Total Impact.
'the reject' Josh Matthews : Now, Justin, we just saw you in and out of Jeff Hardy's lockeroom and well, do you think Flair will be able to book the match you wanted between you and the Lost Soul?
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Well, I don't know and fankly..I don't want him to. I already have The Game sitting back there with Ice on his face..I don't know if Jeff wants the same punishment delt. He's a tough guy, extreme to the bone..but he's no ECW Champion Type. He can do all of kinds of crazy stuff, but he's not ECW Hardcore.
'the reject' Josh Matthews : Well, you are a multiple ECW Champion and Tag Champion with your friend Lance Storm here. Now, Dawn, do you expect to get any action in the Women's division here in the CWF?
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : You don't listen to Flair do you? There is no women's division. There's just me and steph here and I don't know if Steph's still here. I might be the only woman in the Championship Wrestling Federation. So why owuld ask a dumb question like that?
'the reject' Josh Matthews : It was just a question, now Lance what do oyu have to say about your upcoming match with the Undertaker? It is a King of the Ring qualifying match. If you can beat the dead man..you advance in the tournament and then will hopefully make it to the finals or semi-finals at CWF's King of the Ring live on PPV.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : If I can be serious for a minute..I think I have great odds against the dead man, or whatever he is. He may outweigh me and he may be taller than me but that is a disadvantage for the dead man. Being heavy like that makes you slower..making the moves clearer for someone like me to read. And height..doesn't matter. The only thing that counts is how quick you tap to the canadian mapleleaf. Taker, how quick can you arm slap the mat? I hope it's pretty quick because if not oyu'll fall victim to TOTAL IMPACT!
Lance Storm, Justin Credible, and Dawn Marie all walk off leaving Josh there to end the interview with some closing remarks. Then the cameras fade out to a Smackdown Promo Commercial.
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