Impact Accomplishments: Shane's Top 5(2x) - Top 10 Rpers Of The Wek(3x) - Best Newcomer Of The Month - Serious Rper Of The Month - High Spot's 'Mr. Creative'

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:[) Scene (]: The cameras open up inside of the Impact Playaz hotel room. The four of them are sitting there, talking amongst each other as the cameras begins to pick up the conversation.

:[) "The Serious One" Lance Storm (]: "Did you guys see Billy Gunn's tape?"

:[) "The Best Kept Secret" Rey Mysterio (]: "Yeah, what a retard. He almost put himself behind the wheel of a test dummy car."

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "No wonder, they were testing dummies..he showed up. Catch my drift?"

:[) "The Cool One" Justin Credible (]: "Uhh..erm..I dind't feel any wind over here."

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "Justin, honey, you're dummer than Billy."

:[) "The Cool One" Justin Credible (]: "At least somebody appreciates my ability."

:[) "The Serious One" Lance Storm (]: "But yeah, he's kind of stupid thinking he can teach us about Impact. We thought more kids in that classroom about Impact than he did in that whole Ford building."

:[) "The Best Kept Secret" Rey Mysterio (]: "Heh, he teaches like he wrestles. Poorly."

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "Yeah, but we do the same stuff he does..nothing! We do nothing! Everytime that camera comes one everything turns to nothing. We do nothing."

:[) "The Serious One" Lance Storm (]: "Ok, so what do you guys want to do?"

:[) "The Cool One" Justin Credible (]: "Hmm, let me think...."

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "Oh shit.."

:[) "The Best Kept Secret" Rey Mysterio (]: "What now Dawn?"

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "Justin's thinking. This could be a chain reaction time bomb waiting to explode. Last time he ..'thought'.. we ended up taking the navigator."

:[) "The Cool One" Justin Credible (]: "I know! PRANK PHONE CALLS!"

:[) "The Serious One" Lance Storm (]: "You know something, that could work. We prank call everybody in the Tournament and see what's going on with them."

:[) "The Best Kept Secret" Rey Mysterio (]: "Yeah, we could phone random people as well and see who they thinks going to win the tournament. Justin, you're a genius."

:[) "The Cool One" Justin Credible (]: "You lie!"

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "Ok, you guys go on and do this stunt of yours. I'll be asleep. Seeing as though I'll be of no use."

:[) "The Serious One" Lance Storm (]: "No no no no no..we might need a female voice to cover up for us you know? You could be Agent Marie."

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "Fine, but you guys owe me..big time."

:[) "The Best Kept Secret" Rey Mysterio (]: "Sure, whatever..just grab the phone."

:[) "The Cool One" Justin Credible (]: "Good thing we don't have to pay for the bills.."

:[) "The Serious One" Lance Storm (]: "Very true."

:[) Scene (]: Dawn gets up and walks over to the nightstand. She picks up the phone and the two phone books. One is the hotel directory and one is the real phone book. She sets them down and everybodys sits indian style in a circle around the phone. They begin to laugh histarically as Rey opens up the Hotel Directory. He finds a number and dials it. The phone begins to ring as he hushes the rest of the group down. They all huddle around to listen.

:[) "The Best Kept Secret" Rey Mysterio (]: "[funny voice]Hellooo, is this Al Snow of the CWF?"

:[) "The King of Hardcore" Al Snow (]: "Yes this is, may I ask who's calling?"

:[) "The Best Kept Secret" Rey Mysterio (]: "This is Bob Dunst from a low ranked wrestling paper. We have word that you're one of the many entered into the CWF King of the Ring tounrmanet is this information correct?"

:[) "The King of Hardcore" Al Snow (]: "Sure is. I'm in the King of the Ring."

:[) "The Best Kept Secret" Rey Mysterio (]: "Well, I'm writing an article about oyu in the magazine and I owuld like to know what you have been doing to prepare for this night long extravaganza."

:[) "The King of Hardcore" Al Snow (]: "You know, the usual. Chat with head..work out. Talk about my opponents. Turn on the camera and talk about my opponents. Weight lifting. You know, nothing big."

:[) "The Best Kept Secret" Rey Mysterio (]: "Who would you consider, a major part of this tournament?"

:[) "The King of Hardcore" Al Snow (]: "Billy Gunn, Jericho, and Regal.."

:[) "The Best Kept Secret" Rey Mysterio (]: "What about..LANCE STORM!"

:[) "The King of Hardcore" Al Snow (]: "LANCE STORM!?"

:[) "The Best Kept Secret" Rey Mysterio (]: "Yes, Lance Storm.."

:[) "The King of Hardcore" Al Snow (]: "He's making a big..IMAPCT..in the CWF and yeah he's a real big PLAYA in the tournament."

:[) "The Best Kept Secret" Rey Mysterio (]: "Do you think he has a chance at beating Billy gunn..or becoming the King of the Ring?"

:[) "The King of Hardcore" Al Snow (]: "Head says everybody has an equal chance..cept me!? Hey, call back later I've got some trash to take care of. HEAD!!"

:[) Scene (]: Feet are heard stopmping on the ground as Al Snow plows into Head. The phone goes static and Rey laughs.

:[) "The Serious One" Lance Storm (]: "What did he say?"

:[) "The Best Kept Secret" Rey Mysterio (]: "He said that you are a big part of the throuney and head said everybody has an equal chance of winning. The Al got mad at Head and hung up."

:[) "The Serious One" Lance Storm (]: "Uhh, ermm..interesting I say."

:[) "The Cool One" Justin Credible (]: "I say we use the other book now and call some random people. Where are the odds really stacking up?"

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "Ok, my turn this time."

:[) Scene (]: Dawn drags the actual phone book over in front of her and flips it open. She finds some random number and dials it on the phone.

:[) "Unknown" Person on the Phone (]: "Hello?"

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "Yes, do you have any teenage kids who happen to watch the CWF?"

:[) "Unknown" Person on the Phone (]: "Yeah, I sure do."

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "May I please ask to speak to them?"

:[) "Unknown" Person on the Phone (]: "Yeah just a minute..who is this?"

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "This is Tiarra Morrison. I'm an agent for the CWF's King of the Ring being held at Saint Mary Stadium on Sunday March 23rd."

:[) "Unknown" Person on the Phone (]: "Ok, here he is."

:[) "Someone" Son on the Phone (]: "Hello? I heard you were from the CWF..what did I win?"

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "You won an interview that will placed on the CWF Webpage sometime between now and Sunday."

:[) "Someone" Son on the Phone (]: "That's cool. So, let's start.."

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "Ok, I'm going to say a name and you must tell me the first thing that comes to your mind. Let's start with Lance Storm.."

:[) "Someone" Son on the Phone (]: "A new guy, on a roll as of late. He might win the King of the Ring. But he might not even get passed Billy Gunn."

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "Wrong Answer. Lance Storm.."

:[) "Someone" Son on the Phone (]: "Four wins..no losses. He's a man of Impact. He's got a good chance of winning the tournament if he keeps it up."

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "Wrong Answer. Lance Storm again, get it right this time..!"

:[) "Someone" Son on the Phone (]: "Uhh..ermm..uhh. He's going to win for sure..nobody will stop him ever. He's going all the way undefeated. Better?"

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "Much better, Billy Gunn."

:[) "Someone" Son on the Phone (]: "Has no chance of defeating Lance Storm.."

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "Thank you kindly..I will notify you when this interview will be posted."

:[) "Someone" Son on the Phone (]: "About how long will it be?"

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "From about infinty..to never.."

:[) Scene (]: Dawn hangs up immediatly and Justin laughs hard. He takes the phone and looks up a number. The phone rings and he begins to talk..

:[) "The Cool One" Justin Credible (]: "CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a free trip to the bahamas, then to england, and a ticket to the CWF's KING OF THE RING!"

:[) "The Unknown One" No Nothing (]: "Really? You're puling my leg."

:[) "The Cool One" Justin Credible (]: "No we're not. You've put your work into this and you've got it. A Trip to see Lance Storm kick Billy Gunn and everybody in the tournament to the curb. You will see the Impact Players riegn victorius! After, of course, you're four day vacation in the Bahamas."

:[) "The Unknown One" No Nothing (]: "Aww man this is so cool. How'd I get enetered into this Lance Storm ass kicking?"

:[) "The Cool One" Justin Credible (]: "I have no idea.."

:[) Scene (]: Jusitn hangs up quickly and falls backwards laughing. the rest of the group bends over and stares at him.

:[) "The Sexy One" Dawn Marie (]: "Nut!"

:[) "The Cool One" Justin Credible (]: "Wait, what did I do? I called him..an advertised a Lance Storm thrashing.."

:[) "The Serious One" Lance Storm (]: "Yeah, but it lasted two seconds. My ass kicking's going to be with these men for a lifetime. Because they won't be able to take a step without remembering Sunday..March 23rd..CWF's King of the Ring. I can see Al Snow now. DSitting in his rocking chair telling all the little Al's and little Hea'ds about that day..[mokcing an old aged man]Well sonny, I once was in the ring with that there Lance Storm. Impact Playa, that's what they called him. He damn well kicked my ass. Head watched..he's got details..but me, I've got bruises and broken bones and pictures and every time I take a step..I'll remember it. I'll remember..Lance..Strom..[back to regular voice] Then there's the few non-believers. Who are in their lockerooms..or like Matthew Hardy..on a race car track. Thinking they've got it made in the shade. Unstoppable. Undefeatable. Got the KOTR under their Wing. Well you know, Matt Hardy can stay on that track because is he four and zero? No, he hasn't even been in four matches. Newb. Is Al Snow undefeated? Close but no cigar. Face it, I'm the only man in the CWF with more than one win and no losses. Sure some guys are 1-0. Some are 7-1. But I..am 4-0 The best record this side of the border. All four won here in England. Land of the jackasses like William Regal. The man has nothing. But a pair of brass knucks. That's a shame, a man cannot defend himself with his english fighting heritage. Wait, English can't fight..my bad. The English can't do anything except for come to America..act like a bunch of bloody winners and then get stopped..WITH TOTAL IMPACT!"

"You see, with this winning streak I am on..the entire World of CWF will have to recognize sooner or later that nobody will stop me. Not Jericho..not Gunn..not Taker..not Snow..not HHH, Kanyon, Matt, Vampiro, DDP..NOBODY! I am the pain in this company and everyone will eventually figure that out. All these champions. None of them have faught me, thus allowing them to kep their title for another show. But then the deadly card will come up saying that I..Lance Storm..will be fighting that unwanted champion. And whoever I may chose to fight will be pissing in their pants at this moment knowing that I will walk out fo the arena champion..and they will walk out with nothing more than a broken jaw. The Impact Players aren't your normal tag team. You see we've got the Hardcore..Justin. The high flying..Mysterio. The diva..Dawn Marie. And The victor..LANCE STORM! We've got everything in our stable and if anyone was to challenge us..Any match owuld suit one of us perfectly. It just doesn't matter. Nobody can compare to the awesome talent tha we posses. The King of the ring has Impact written all over it. As does any match with myself or any of us in it. Rey Mysterio's going to get his victory over Edge and I..will get my victory over 10 other men. And Ican't stress that fact enough. Ten men cannot beat me. Four have tried and three of those four are in this tournament. The Undertaker..Triple H..and Chris Jericho. So I have no worries or doubt about beating them. The competition remains in only two of my opponents. Al Snow..and Billy Gunn. Two tough s.o.b's. And two guys that have it all. Their names are in CWF Lights. al Snow holds the Five Star Championship and Billy Gunn is just one of those guys. But I happen to be just that much better. Just that little ounce better than Gunn and Snow..that little ounce that will propel me into CWF Superstardom."

"When I step into the ring with Billy Gunn on Sunday I know which game to bring. I know I am going to have to bring my A+ game to beat him. I know I am going to have to practically going to have to end my career to end his career. I have watched tapes of Gunn. I see how he wrestles. I see what level he is willing to take it to, but I am willing to take it two levels higher. I am willing to go the extra mile. I am willing to jump off of 50 foot structures just to keep his ass down and out. I am willing to use any weapon I have to in order to defeat him. I am willing to do whatever it takes. I have the desire, I wonder if Billy Gunn does. I don't know if he watches my tapes. I don't know if he is out with Chyna getting some french fries or something, but wherever he is he needs to be watching this. He needs to know what I am saying. He needs to know that I am coming for his ass and there is no way of changing it. I might have finally met my match.. I have finally gotten a challenge, but just like I have done in the past, I will overcome the "challenge" and break my opponent down. When Billy faces me and loses to me his career will go into a downward spiral. He will no longer be on top. I will be there and I will stay there as long as I am still kicking ass in this buissness. On Sunday a lot of things will come into the light. The fact that I am better than Billy Gunn and the fact that Billy Gunn fears me. Billy is afraid to step into the ring with me. He knows his streak of being undefeated will finally come to an end. Gunn hasn't showed up yet because he dosen't want to face facts. Billy knows what is waiting for him. He knows what is going to happen. He knows that The Impact Playa, Lance Storm is waiting for him. He knows that I am going to give him an ass kicking that he will never forget. Billy and I are going to step into the ring and we are going to beat the hell out of each other, but in the end my hand will be raised and I will be advanced in the CWF King of the Ring."

"I will be advanced to either a triple threat match..or a singles match. And I could fight anyone. It could be Snow..Jericho..HHH..Taker..Vampiro..DDP..Regal..Kanyon..ANYBODY! And let's go through starting with Al Snow. The Five Star Champion. The King of Hardcore. YEah this man's been a roll as of late as well..but is he undefeated? I think not. He's been doing a hell of a job though. And at the King of the Ring..if it's down to me and him. It'll be a damn good match. The man's got skills. But do I have better? Now, on to Triple H. Not much to say except that I beat him before and if it comes down to him and me in the finals..I'll do it again and kick his ass! Jericho the same. He's lost to me..but is improving. He's improving..some. Definatly not enough to beat me. Taker..nobody gives two shits about this guy. The guy walked in here, while others ran..and I'm going to be the one that makes sure he walks out of the KOTR a loser. Just like he did when I beat him last time.

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