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- Dawn Marie Learns To Drive : Smackdown #1
The scene opens up in Birmingham, England, the site for CWF's upcoming Smackdown. Seen on the curb of a desert part of the town is new CWF Members Justin Credible and Dawn Marie, but wher'es Lance Storm at? The card they are sitting next t is ragedy and has smoke spewing from the hood. They look very displeased as Dawn Marie fans the smoke from her face.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Man Justin, this is really bad. Lance is out trying to get help and we're stuck here with this peice of crap truck. I told you not to race those guys in that Viper.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Hey, the car looked fine when I started the race. But I didn't know the water in the truck would run out so fast.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Please! They had us beat before we even started. They get up to about 180mph in the viper, we get up to about 80.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : But, there's nothing to worry about, Lance is getting us some help and he said he'd call when he finds somebody. Now, can you trust Lance? Of course. So just wait a while and we'll be saved.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : I'm not too sure about this one Justin.
Just then Justin's cell phone rings. Dawn Marie's eyes widen as Justin unclips the cell phone form his waist. He answers it.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Hello..Lance it is you? We some help. Lance?
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Yeah Justin. I got somebody who's going that way and he'll bring you some water for the truck as well as gas but you guys has to drive back over here. I'll meet you in the lockeroom.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Wait a minute! My liscense is supended I can't drive. And Dawn, well, she has a liscense but doesn't know how to drive..
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Ironic. Well, I guess it's time for her to shut up and drive. I can't..you can't..she can. So, teach her.
Lance hangs up before Justin can say anymore. He stares at Dawn Marie and then the cameras fade away.
- C O M M E R C I A L B R E A K
The cameras come back on and Dawn Marie is behind the wheel. She is stiff as a board from tension and her hands are latched on to the wheel. Sweat pours down her lovely face as Justin tries to relax her.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Look, don't worry about anything, the guy gave us our water and gas we're fresh and ready to go. All you have to do his slightly push on the gas pedal.
A loud screech is heard as Dawn Marie peels out still driving on the shoulder of the deserted area. He abruptly stops and Justin looks at her.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Why did you stop? You were doing good. A couple more miles of that and we'd be with Lance.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Like you didn't see that poor lizard run in front of us. Don't worry, I can do it again.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : (to himself) A lizard..my god.
Another hair raising screech is heard as Dawn Marie takes off again. Justin grins as they enter the city. Dawn slows down by going fast then stopping at like five second intervals. They eventually make it to the NEC Arena. But before they can get in, she must waist for a group of bicyclists to go by. She waits then sees a police car coming up behin her. She pushes the gas and nails a korean biker. The police car turns without notice of the accident. Dawn Marie turns ghost white and they exit the car. Justin and Dawn bend down to look at the korean.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Heh, woah! You have now officially had your first automobile accident. Perfectly executed considering the cops didn't see you.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : I think he's dead.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : (laughing) Me too. Come on, We'll park the chevy and go inside.
Justin climbs into the driver seat for safety reasons and drives around the motionless body into the NEC Arena's parking garage. They get out and to their relief is Lance Storm standing there looking serious. The three meet up and justin pulls Lance over to the side.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Don't eeever, put my life in the hands of Dawn Marie behind the wheel. She killed a Korean dude, but the England cops didn't see it so, we're cool on that. But yeah we made it..The thing is, she stopped for a lizard back in the sarah where you ditched us..but she couldn't stop for a human. That's Ironic.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Haha. Well, let's head on in. I got us a lockeroom on the newbie considering we are newbies to this place. Some oompa loompa guy said the Smackdown! card for the 20th is posted on our hall so..hopefully we got matches.
They all turn towards the door and Lance holds it open Dawn and Justin walk through. Lance walks in last and as the door closes the camers fade to a commercial.
- C O M M E R C I A L B R E A K
The cameras fade back in the Impact Players lockeroom. The three are seated in a triangle with steel folding chairs. Justin is sitting in his backwards facing the middle of the triangle. But unlike Lance and Dawn, he's looking at the floor.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : You know, the floor isn't that fascinating.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Lance, chill out. He's got butterflies in his stomach.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Ohh yeah. His match versus Triple H. He's got to watch his back..lucky for him..I'll be at ringside.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Yeah, like he can really trust you after today's whole drive over here and meet me thing.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : ME!? If he doesn't trust anybody it's you! You murdered a korean bicyclist. But, you cared about the lizard.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Well, what's a korean doing in England anyways?
'the serious one' Lance Storm : You got a point. But still, he trusts me more than you.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Guys! Calm down! I can't concentrate on my match with you guys yapping away about nationalities and trust.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Hey, I'm the serious one! I never saw you so tense about a match before.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Well, this is my debut match in the only wrestling company that will accept me and my suspended liscense.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : True, but why did you get it suspended in the first place?
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Well, I figured if Austin could drive monster truck's over his boss's car, i could drive a monster truck over the president's car. Didn't work out as good as i planned. As a matter of fact, didn't work out at all. So now I can't drive my car untill I pay for the president to get a brand new lamborghini.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Oh, but who do think is better for oyu at ringside..Me or Dawn? Just think HHH could have Flair and Batista come down to interfere.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Well, Probably Dawn..she's killed somebody once..maybe on Thursday she'll be able to do it again if Batista or Flair happen to come out.80
'the serious one' Lance Storm : You have a point there.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Yeah, well, I'm going work out down the street maybe I can get some quiet concentration time over there.
Justin gets up and folds his chair up. He sets it against the wall and walks out of the lockeroom. He heads down the hallways towards the workout room and spots Coach. He jumps back and tries to hide against the wall, but, to no avail, Coach catches him and happily greets him.
'the dumbest' Johnathan Coachman : YO! Justin Credible. I was watching the monitors over there and saw what you had to say about your match with Triple H and all. Well, I got some questions of my own to ask to sort of make the match a bit more public.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Ok, go ahead.
'the dumbest' Johnathan Coachman : Well, do oyu think you wil be able to defend yourself if Batista or Ric Flair come down and interfere? I know you'll have Lance Storm but it will still be three great wrestlers on two Impact Players.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Well, they are all great wrestlers no doubt and I'm hoping to have a fair fight between myself and Triple H to start off my career. Hunter is a great wrestler and hopefully won't need his followers to help him in his match with me. But you are right, I will have Lance Storm on the outside and I have no intentions what-so-ever to have Storm interfere. I want to fight and win my first match and if he has to cheat to do it then so be it. But that gains no respect for anybody it just shows how much of a wrestler you are compared to how much of a cheater you are.
'the dumbest' Johnathan Coachman : If he does, however, get his team to interfere..what will do?
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Well, Lance will jump right in followed by Dawn who can kill. And then we will show The Powertrip how it feels to get get hit with TOTAL IMPACT!
Justin walks off and the cameras fade to a Curt Henning Tribute clip as well as Rumble Re-Caps and Smackdown Previews.
- C O M M E R C I A L B R E A K
The cameras fade back on once again this time outside of the arena. All three Impact Players are there..so Justin obivously finished his workout. They walk along and begin talking to each other.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : What are we doing out here dude?
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Well, I wanted to know who is going to win my match with Triple H ahead of time.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : The fortune teller is that way though.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : I know, so we'll walk around aimlessly and ask random people who they think will win.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : Man! I needed to go to the fortune teller! It's my three month appointment.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : We haven't even been here three months. We got here yesterday.
'the sexy one' Dawn Marie : So? I need to know how I'm going to look for the ppv's and stuff.
'the coolest' Justin Credible : Oh lord, come on Lance, you're up first.
The group stays back and Lance emurges. He stops and loks around then walks up to some teenage girl with tons of mall bags in her hands. How do they do it? They can hold fifty mall bags but only two grocery bags. Lance walks up to her and taps her on her shoulder causing her to miss her crosswalk.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Hey do watch CWF Wrestling?
'mall fanatic' Melissa Smith : Who doesn't? It's probably the greatest thing over here in England, why?
'the serious one' Lance Storm : Well, my buddy over there, Justin Credible, has a match on CWF's Smackdown this Thursday against the Game, one of CWF's top competitors. Well, we're going around asking random people this question..who do oyu think will win the CWF Match between Triple H and Justin Credible?
'mall fanatic' Melissa Smith : Well, I've never seen Justin Credible wrestle before and well, I guess I'll have to go with Hunter on this one.
'the serious one' Lance Storm : You sure? Justin was raised in the ECW..the baddest part of the industry. HHH, was raised in the wussy company's. WCW and WWE. Very well.
Lance Storm goes back shaking his head. Justin sighs now in a discouraged way. TO RESTRAIN FROM BEING REPATATIVE, the cameras fade to a commercial after all three have done their interviews. Two going for Hunter..one for Justin. Stay Tuned for The Incredible One's in ring promo in the next rp.
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