Greetings from your friendly soviet advisor. My name is Tuvix. As the wisest communist to come out of Stalingrad since...well...Stalin, I have decided to share my wealth of wisdom with the rest of you lowly subjects. Now, with my help, you too can say "DAH!" and truly mean it. You might even be the next Ben Stein. Be sure to keep your teeth sharp and your eyebrows extra pointy. DAH ***All communist and soviet material are jokes. Don't take them too seriously***
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