'CAUSE I AM LAZY
dedicated to my daughter Tracy
Got up this morning,
Took all I could do,
To get out of bed,
And get dressed too.
'CAUSE I'M LAZY!
Mom's fixin' my breakfast,
She's making my bed.
Sure hope she hurries,
My butt feels like lead.
'CAUSE I'M LAZY!
As I look out the window,
Now what do I see?
Mom's doing the laundry,
Bet it's for me.
'CAUSE I'M LAZY!
Mom's doing the dishes,
That's another thing I see,
Guess I should help her,
But my show's on TV.
'CAUSE I'M LAZY!
It's dinner time now,
And wouldn't you know,
She ain't got it ready.
She's getting so slow.
'CAUSE I'M LAZY!