Greetings traveler, my name is Locke Valentine, the gatekeeper, welcome

to my Innermost sanctum. Enter through the astral gateway

you see before you, but be for warned; once you have entered my

world, the gate way will slam shut behind you like the lid of Pandora’s box, and remain locked forever more (in other words,

you’ll be stuck here, pretty scary huh? Don’t worry, there’s one way to escape, listen carefully, hit  “back” on your browser window)