The following is a tribute written to our dear friend Jeff. It was presented to him along with a gift on the eve of my wedding as a gesture of our appreciation for his friendship and support.

1. For never taking sides during one of the many "spats" between us.
2. For always bringing the Captain Morgan's.
3. For finding a debate in every conversation.
4. For e-mailing cool jokes to us on bad days.
5. For providing a fun and safe drinking atmosphere for Jess and her friends.
6. For periodically reminding us why we wanted to get married in the first place.
7. For educating our family and friends on the evils of Disney, and why Michael Eisner might very well be the anti-Christ.
8. For inviting us to all his parties.
9. For knowing every stat on every character of every card ever printed in Magic, and passing that addiction onto everyone he meets.
10. For creating top ten lists on everything from movies to quotes.
11. For yelling at Rob for Jess.
12. For yelling at Jess for Rob.
13. For taking care of our cat when we're away.
14. For being a lending library to Jess.
15. For never judging, criticizing, or doubting us.
16. For teaching us that you need love to have friends, and you need friends to have a Magic game. =)

Jeff and I met while working at Rexall Showcase in the distributor services department. At the time I was hired, Jeff was assigned to be my trainer, and so we became friends very quickly. Later, Jeff left Rexall, and now works for a large distributor in the business. He has a bachelors in political science, and has had a love of geography since he was five. His hobbies include drinking Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum, playing Magic, and striving to annoy me.