Ranting and Raving:Things that tick me off!
Note:Many things here are written while I'm frustrated and are not made to offend.
- People ride my bumper then go around me, get in front of me, then go 5 mph below the speed limit. They were in such a freakin hurry before, then they decide to drive like all the other retired residents of Florida!!
- The ending of the movie CONTACT. Whats was up with that? They build this big spaceship, all these cool special effects, and(sorry to give away the ending) she ends up on some stupid baech with her Dad. There was a real climax. wow.
- Steak and Shake waitresses. Man, I might as well give birth to the cow, raise it, kill it and cook it if I'm goin there, cause they sure aren't gonna bring that burger any time soon. And don't even think about that refill! You better find an application and get it yourself.
- Why does the news break in on the last minutes of the cliffhanging season finale? Especially when it's the President. He's on every other channel! Why interupt the one I'm watching?
- When I have to sneeze, but can't.
- My cat in heat.
- For the Floridians, Linda Chapin's frog.
- They kicked Norm McDonald off of Saturday Night Live because he, "wasn't funny," then replaced him with Collin Quinn? Whoa, that made sense. Collin's about as funny as a dead clown.
- Babies in movie theaters...enough said.
- Brittany Spears.....again, enough said.
- People at ATM's. Are they opening bank accounts up there? Making friends with the machine? You stand there for ten minutes, then they give you a dirty look when they walk away.
- Big Fat Yeast Roll? That little piece of dough sure isn't big anymore. I'm guessing some midgets took over the company and couldn't handle the bread's size, but some of us are bigger than the average munchkin and still want the BIG FAT yeast roll.
- 35mph down ridgewood. I could just about run there faster.
- Whatever happened to Crystal Pepsi? That stuff was great!
- Leprichaun worlords that sing mexican opera on stilts.
- First the left side of your nose is stuffed up, then the right, the left, the right. It's like a see-saw in your face.
- They'll always tell you Cher sings "Belive" and Billy Joel sings "Piano Man", but if you hear a cool new song on the radio you will never find out who it is.
- Murphy's Law--If something bad can happen, it probably will.
- Disney's FastPass.
- The Neverending Story stopped.
- Siblings when you're on the phone. No, wait, siblings and parents when you're on the phone.
- The stupid song our clock plays every single hour of every single day.
- People who constantly try to say the same thing you do at the same time. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
- Some people might as well get the cell phone surgically attached to their head. They can do it with their facelift and liposucsion, just sew it right to the ear.
- Tim Curry's TV show got cancelled.
- OK, here's my bad experience for the day. Some old lady, after complaining about Broccoli because she didn't read the price tag, pulled her money OUT OF HER BRA and handed it to me! GROSS!!!!!
- I tried to go bowling the other day and what happened? I couldn't get a lane for four hours. The place was filled with old people. Another reminder that this state is just a big nursing home. Shouldn't the senior citizens be taking naps or going to Walgreens? No offense, but I wanted to bowl!!!!
- OK, it's a good thing customers make the rules at my store! I've worked there for over two years, but they know I'm wrong because they've been shopping there before! The truth is, the customer is wrong 75% of the time. By mistake or pure stupidity, I'm not sure.
- Okay, you know what, when someone sends a message at eleven o'clock at night that they need a ride the next day and I get back to them and tell them I can't, I sure as hell don't appreciate their parents being pissy with me telling me it's not cool to call their house at 11:30. That pisses me off, I'm trying to be responsible here and make sure someone isn't waiting for me and I'm not coming, so that parent needs to frickin chill!
- In music, I'm getting sick of hearing people complaining about bands "selling out" and "going mainstream" because they become popular and more people start listening to them. Usually the goal of being a musician is sharing music, right? Not playing for the same fifteen people in a bar in some corner of a city your whole life. Some people apperently just have to be different from everyone else or they're not happy. People, give it up. Just listen to what you like, not what makes you different, or even to the other extent, not what makes you fit in.
- Fans are a weird thing.....If you like something like star wars or star trek, you are considered a nerd by others. However, if you are, lets say, a chicago bulls fan and have a room full of their stuff and know the stats on all the players, no one will bat an eye. Just a thought, didn't think it was cool.
- I'm very glad we have freedom in this country, but it's unfortunate that people have the right to just be retarded. When did half of the population become so ignorant? I'm just really tired of stupid people everywhere justifying their stupid actions with stupid excuses. I love America, but I don't love Americans.
- Where are all the cops??? How much do I pay in taxes each week, and I can't even be safe on the road because stupid people(see previous) drive like they own the freakin road and no one else should be there driving the speed limit. God forbid people have to follow rules!!!
- I want a room with room. Does a room with no room constitute as a room? Hmmmm.....
- Lakeland Florida is the weirdest freaking place in the world. How is it that a restaurant is full of people in strange square dancing clothes, and they look at us strange. Maybe they should dosi-do on down to a clothing store and find something new to wear.
- When I say, "I need an oil change," how does that translate into, "can you find other problems in my car that I can pay you inordinate amounts to fix when I could do something like that at home for a dollar fifty."?????
- Car Accidents. I've got a little advice, don't do it, it hurts...:-P
- Non-conforming-conformists...think about it..(hint:it's popular to not be popular)
- VERY BIG RANT--Theres a new ciggarette brand that's called USA gold....so, now patriotism is being used to sell ciggarettes....and are children going to be taught that it's "American" to smoke???
- Dude, living in Daytona sucks. Every week we have some other stupid event where people come and party and we get the bill. And if we don't cater to these peoples every whim, some money-hungry groups come after the city with lawsuits. I won't say any names, coughNAACPcough. Ahem. Yeah, raceweek, BCR, Bike Week, Biketoberfest, Canadian Spring Break( what's that anyway?) GO HOME, ALL OF YOU!!!!!!
- Inspired by the last rant there, heres another. The bumber stickers, "Kill a Biker, go to jail", and, "It's not illegal to be a biker." OK, what great mind thought of those. Must be right up there with the creator of the clapper. Yeah, Bikers are soooo mistreated and misunderstood. Poor things. Have you ever been in Daytona during Bike Week.....no? OK, try driving with bikers whipping in and out of traffic behind and in front of you. Or maybe when traffic is backed up and they drive up the side of the road and place themselves in front of other cars, or speed, or cut people of, or come riding loudly down residential streets at night when people are trying to sleep. Oh, and one more thing...people who ride on a motorized bike at forty mph and don't wear a helmet to protect THEIR HEAD are just retards on wheels.
- Can the world just switch to a 28 hour day please!!!!!
- OK...a whole theater to sit in, and the only two other people that walk in have to sit right behind us! And as if that's not bad enough, they are freaking Siskel(RIP) and Ebert. They have to discuss the whole movie as it happens. Except every time I think, "if they say one more word I'm gonna go off!", they stop talking. If your blonde girlfriend can't handle the (very simple)plot, rent the video, don't go to a movie and narrate to the whole freakin theater.
- People who take advantage of other people suck!
- Guess what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna take my child to McDonalds every other day, let them get FAT, and then sue the fast food chain because of my overweight little blob. It's not like I should take any responsibility for MY child. Maybe next I'll sue my Mom cause I'm ugly***note, this isn't really me, I have personified the jerkwad who created this situation, I'm not ugly!!***
Trust me...there's much more to come.
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