The Backstreet Boy Parody to-The Real Slim Shady

Excuse me? May I have your attenion please?
Will the real fly guy group please stand up? I repeat, will the guy group please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here. Ya'll act like you've never seen a boy band before
Jaws all on the floor, wishin' we would show more You think we're the same as everyone, we're a bore
I tell ya, those record album sales are hard to score
It's the return of the- "Oh wait, No Way, you're joking
A boy band with quotes that are actually thought-provoking"
Eminem said.. Who cares, Eminem a crackhead Who's jealous and not well-bred
Southern women love Kevin Nica-Nica-Nick Carter look at him
No, look at AJ humping the you-know-what Brian's gonna marry you know who
And Howie is way to cute Yeah, there are probably a few hairs on my head loose
But nothing my stylist can't fix with some mousse Sometimes we go on TV and we let loose and all the girls record it, they think we are so cute
"Brian made me scream, Brian made me scream Without even touching me his image is squeaky clean!"
And that's the pleasure that our kookiness brings We expect ya'll to sing along when we sing
'Course you know about the marriages and all And ya'll didn't freak out
Cuz it means we're mature and real men And we ain't nothing but musicians...
Well , I wish I was a magician to put you in my position
But we are on a mission, so please listen We want to prove we're not just a fad, not just here to glisten
If you don't love us and all you like is dissin'
Get used to it, we're stickin Don't care if you're sickened
Chorus: We're the BSB but you can call us Backstreet
All you other boy bands quite frankly you stink So won't the fly guy group please stand up
Please stand up? Please stand up?
Cuz we're the BSB but you can call us Backstreet
All you other boy bands quite frankly you stink
So won't the fly guy group please stand up Please stand up?
Please stand up? Yeah we cuss on our album just once
N SYNC doesn't there fans are only 12 what do you expect
We're proud to say we were nominated for major Grammies
Half you critics mark us off as cheesy boy band sweets
"BUT guys you've made musical history"
Well, we deserve it , we're talented not dumb" And you and write as off as bubblegum
Shoot Christina Aguilera's even getting some We like Elton John and Sting
We've sung with these legends, can you say that Nsync?
TRL plugs us on MTV "Number two? I think we can do better, hehe!"
So we crank out our videos on your TV And show the whole world how we are such dolls, gee
We're sick of all you jealous rappers Always talking crap, you're
Forever talking smack, it don't matter And there are lotsa groups who dress like us
Show chest like us Wanna be the best like us
Impress like us Talk crap and mess with us
No need to fuss, cuz they're close But not quite us!
Chorus Our concerts are a head trip to listen to
Cuz we are only giving you What we joke about inside our tour bus livingroom
Only difference is we always smile Act act crazy and wild
Just like a hyper child and we keep the language mild
Brian gets up on the mic to sing it Then AJ will bring it,
We can sing it better than 90% of you groups out there
And teen girls eat up out albums like products for hair
It's funny, at the rate we're going when Kevin is 30
We will have 5 diamond records and still be hotties Try not to be jerks, but please stop jerkin'
On Nick's shirt, don't ya know We're suppoused to be workin'
And we know you are luckin at Hilton Inn Hidin' in the luggage bin
Circling the bus screaming "I'm your number one" With the sunroof down, just for fun
So will the fly group please stand up? Wave and blow kisses with ech hand up
And we're proud to be number 1 on the charts We're singin' it again, ready? Alright! Let's start
Chorus 2x
I guess there IS only ONE fly guy group Everyone else can just sit down (yeah sorry N SYNC not) **I didn't write this! Don't know who did either!** Main Page