Hello? Ahhh I see you must be lost! That's okay. I have just the thing to help you along your way... BUT wait... you're not what I think you are, are you? OoOoOoO yes! I love it when we get people like you here. I've been saving something very special JUST for you!!! I swore to myself that I'd only give this to the one person who loved music more than me! I think you'll do... here take this... this will take you a place you only dreamed, a place where there are girls and even better... with instruments! Here! Take it!
Except this gift!
