Burton To Make Sequel To Planet of The Apes:

Planet of the Niggers
-Los Angeles Associated Press

After the 70 million dollar opening weekend of Planet of the Apes, every movie analyist in America knows it means one thing : sequel. It appears Hollywood has apparently fast-tracked this movie in hopes of getting a successful movie franchise. Tim Burton has reportedly signed on to return as the director. The new movie he claims will have yet another new twist, this time around the movie will feature a new ape species rumored to only exist in fairy tales, this new species of ape is known as niggers.

Official Theatrical Poster

Planet of The Niggers is the tentative title for the new film and is rumored to have a whopping 143 million dollar budget. Mark Whalberg is set to return as well, this time however he will play the lovable KFC founder Colonel Sanders. This is said story pick up right where the cliffhanger ending of the first movie left off. When asked how he will begin the new movie and re-theme the franchise, Burton replied, "Remember those cops that looked like monkies? Well (laughs) they were actually niggers. Hard to tell the difference, huh?". He went on later to explain that if u look closely enough you will notice NAACP on the cops badges, which shows a touch of the classic Burton humor we have grown to love.

However, like all the biggest movies in Hollywood, their is already criticism. The major complaint is from the African American communities. "We are just concerned that this movie will put the African-American communities in the spotlight of being upper class citizens. A Planet ruled by African-Americans would mean that we could not get money off dem white boys." Quoted Jericho Maal, a fellow African-American. Burton explains that his movie may have some controversy, but he also explain that families with small children will love this movie, "After all", he explained "who doesn't like to see a buncha niggers chase a white guy?"

-Jigger Nigger