From XWF Armageddon - November 1999
XWF WORLD TITLE MATCH
Konvict VS Shawn Striker
William Bell - Ladies and gentlemen... in the ring at this time.. he stands 6 feet, 3 inches tall and comes from chicago, Illinois.. he is one half of the newly crowned world tag team champions.. he is SHAWN STRIKER!!!
(The people boo)
William Bell - And his opponent.. he stands 6 feet, 5 inches tall.. and weighs 275 pounds.. from New York City, New York... he is Konvict!!!
(Konvict's theme plays and he walks to the ring as the people cheer.)
William Bell - This match is for.. The HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!! Have a good fight!
(The bell rings and Konvict and Shawn hook up.. Shawn with a head lock.. Konvict.. standing switch into a waist lock. reversal by Striker.. German suplex.. 1... 2... roll over.. 2nd german suplex.. 1.. 2... roll over into a third german suplex.. 1.. 2.. roll over into a full nelson.. bridge back into a dragon suplex.. 1..2.. backflip out by konvict, front flip into a bridge on shawn.. 1... 2.. Shawn, roll over into a bridge on his own.. 1.. 2... Konvict kicks out. Striker up. Striker with a summersaul leg drop... Konvict leans back and avoids it.. both men kick up... konvict with a leg sweep.. Konvict, floatover into a reverse front chancery... into a pin.. 1... 2... shawn bridges up, reverses, and drops to his knees. Konvict in a backslide.. 1... 2.. kick out by konvict... Konvict hits a DDT as Striker stands.. Konvict with a pin, hooking the leg... 1... 2.. kick out.. Striker kicks up and the two men stare each other down. The audience gives both men a standing ovation and start to chant "XWF"! Shawn with a shove.. Konvict shoves back.. both men off the ropes.. both with a lariat.. both men have their arms draped across one another.. 1.. 2... both men kick out. Shawn with a double leg takedown into big right hands. The referee pulls Shawn off and gives him a warning. Konvict shoves the referee out of the way and lays in right hands of his own.. whip into the ropes.. Konvict telegraphs.. Shawn grabs Konvict by the head and nails a face buster against his knee.. Shawn goes for the Hotshot, but konvict rolls him up.. 1... 2... th... kick out!! That was close! Both men up.. Shawn with a kick to the gut.. Shawn hits a standing tornado ddt! Cover on Konvict.. 1... 2.. kick out. Konvict is up. Konvict into the ropes.. Konvict fakes left into a float around. Konvict nails a bulldog! Cover on Shawn.. 1... 2.. kick out! Shawn back to his feet.. Konvict with big right hands.. Konvict with an irish whip into the ropes.. Shawn ducks a clothesline, Konvict with a big boot.. Konvict off the ropes.. konvict with a leg drop.. shawn moves and Konvict misses.. Shawn with the Hotshot on Konvict.. 1... 2... thre.. HE KICKED OUT! The fans thought it was over.. Shawn brings Konvict to his feet. Konvict with elbows tot he gut as Shawn puts on a side head lock... Konvict spins around and reverses it into a dragon sleeper!! Konvict drops him in the Cellblock!! This is it.. 1.. 2... thre.. NO!! Shawn got the shoulder up.. both men have escaped each other's finishers! Both mean are dazed.. the audience is on the edge of it's seat... Shawn is still down... Konvict is crawling to the corner.. Konvict climbs the turnbuckle to the top.. a little wobbly... Konvict goes for an elbow... Shawn rolls out of the way... Shawn picks up Konvict.. Shawn drops him in the Hotshot!! 1... 2... 3..!!! He did it!!
William Bell - Ladies and gentlemen.. the undisputed.. world heavyweight champion... SHAWN STRIKER!!!
(Shawn helps Konvict up to his feet, and Shawn raises Konvict's hand in a show of friendship and respect. Shawn gets a decent pop for it and Konvict and Shawn are shaking hands.)
Jack Wallace - wait a second.. who is that running to the ring...
Jeff hartman - It's Quick Death from the WWA!! Quick Death is here! QD is attacking Shawn Striker!! Konvict jumps on QD and pulls him off. QD decks Konvict... Shawn is up and decks QD.. Konvict and Striker and beating down on QD and We're out of time!!! Ladies and gentlemen.. what a PPV this has been!! all three men are going at it!!
From XWF Unlimited - February 2000
6 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH
Jason Corteia/Kid Twizted/Destructo VS Presque Perfection/Johnny Daubert
Jack Wallace - Here we go!!
("Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock hits the PA system as they all walk out together. They enter the ring to a round of cheers from the crowd.. Just then.. "Asshole" by Dennis Leary cranks up and Presque Perfection comes out sans mystery partner. They enter and Jacques will start out with Kid Twizted as the bell rings)
(They lock up. Kid goes to a headlock, but Jacques counters with a belly to back suplex! Jacques stands and so doesn't Kid.. Jacques sends Kid into the ropes and puts him down with a shoulder block. Kid stands and Jacques delivers an atomic drop. Jacques picks up Kid Twizted and sidewalk slams him to the canvas. Jacques drops the elbow, stands and drops a leg across the throat of Kid Twizted. He pulls him up to his feet. Kid fires with punches to the gut but Jacques picks him up and hotshots him across the top rope. As Kid staggers, Jaques puts him over the top rope to eliminate him!!! In runs JC! JC clotheslines Jacques from behind and Jacques spills over the top rope! JC tags in Destructo and Destructo comes in as does Patrick Marquee.)
Jack Wallace - We should mention that if you're knocked over the top rope, pinned, or if you submit, you are eliminated!
(Patrick runs over Destructo with a clothesline. Destructo is up. Destructo gets dealt the Face Buster!! Cover.. 1... 2... 3.., JC runs in, spins Patrick around and nails the Hardliner!! 1... 2... 3..!! It's down to JC and Jean Marquee!! Oh my God!! We have been waiting for this rematch for quite some time now! Wait a minute!! IT'S ACID BATCH!!! ACID BATH IS RUNNING INTO THE RING WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! ACID BATH IS BACK!! Acid swings and nails Jean Marquee with the chair.. Jean put his arms up and blocked most of it, but he still goes down.. Acid Bath pats JC on the back and tells him to cover him.. JC makes the cover.. 1... 2... Jean kicks out!! Jean goes to clothesline JC, but JC ducks.. Acid Bath gets caught and is hit with the Dramatic Ending!! Acid Bath isn't a legal man in this match. Jean knows this and turns around. He immediately tries for the Dramatic Ending, but JC ducks and nails the Hardliner.. 1... 2... 3!!! JC wins!! JC wins!! JC wins!!)
(Voodoo Child hits the PA as Jacques Marquee grabs a mic..)
Jacques - It's not over yet, JC!! You forgot our mystery partner... Here he is..the one.. the only, former WWA superstar... JOHNNY DAUBERT!!!
Jack Wallace - WHAT!!!???
(JD runs in and attacks JC! JC tries an early offense, but is stopped short with a chokeslam, followed with a powerslam, Gorilla Press Slam, 69er Driver!! My God!!! JC was literally destroyed.. Daubert is calling for his finisher.. JD stands JC up and nails The Peak!! JD gets the 1-2-3!)
(The crowd is booing wildly as JD celebrates his victory. The rest of Presque Perfection then comes out and Jean tells JD something. Pat and Jacques get a table and place it at ringside. JD picks up JC and climbs onto the top rope}
Jeff Hartman - What is he doing?
(INVERTED POWERBOMB through the table onto the floor!!!!!!!!!)
Jack Wallace - OH MY FUCKIN GOD!
(JC isn't moving, not at all, and JD just starts walking away. The locker room comes running out...including the President, but JD just walks by them as they run towards the fallen JC, The EMTs come and load him into the ambulance, he still isn't moving at all. The scene fades to black leaving people with many questions
From XWF Wrestlecade - March 2000
TRIPLE THREAT THEATRE
Jean Marquee VS Eldridge Ali
-Triple Threat Theatre - Match 1-
Stips: Barbed Wire Match for the #1 Contendership to the television title
("Oye Como Va" by Carlos Santana hits the PA system and the fans erupt as the young, giant monster known as Eldridge Ali makes his way out and down to the ring. The sounds of Spanish music is cut by "Asshole" by Dennis Leary. Jean Marquee makes his way out to the ring. The two stare each other down.)
Jack Wallace - This match was originally scheduled for the television title, once held by Eldridge, but Marauder dethroned him back on Monday Massacre.. therefore, the winner of this match will face Marauder on Chaos for the TV title.
(The bell rings and the two lock horns.. Eldridge, using his sheer brute force, shoves Marquee down to the mat. Eldridge waits as Jean gets back to his feet. Jean turns his head and looks how close he came to brusing up against the barbed wire surrounding the second ring. Marquee moves back to his feet. Eldridge goes to lock up and Jean goes low, with a lariat to Ali's gut. Jean gives the signal to bring it on as Eldridge charges in, but Jean drop kicks the legs of El-Al, causing him to lose his balance, falling face first into the bardbed wire!!)
Jeff Hartman - Eldridge has been cut open by that wire!!
(Eldridge wipes the blood from his face, turns around and is met with stiff right hands. The more punches Jean lays in, the more Eldridge sucks it up. Eldridge doesn't seem fazed by the punches anymore. Jean backs off a little, but Eldridge grabs Jean by the neck and tosses him with one hand into the corner. Eldrdige with a boot to the throat of Jean.. The blood dripping down his face. Eldrdige then takes Jean's head and does and eye rake across the barbed wire!!!! Jean's forehead has been lanced open!!! The blood is protruding his skin at a rapin rate! Eldridge takes the crimsonly blinded Marquee and powerbombs him back into the barbed wire!! Eldridge grabs Jean by the legs and yanks him out.. the wire tearing at his clothes and skin!)
Jack Wallace - One word..... ouch.
(Jean Marquee is a bloody mess as Eldridge celebrates.. the people cheering him on for making mince meat of the candian heel. Jean Marquee staggers to his feet. Ali meets him with a right hand, but Jean low blows him, stands and hits a Flowing DDT on Eldridge Ali. Jean, tired from blood loss, makes a cover. 1.. 2... Eldridge kicks out.)
Jeff Hartman - It's only been three minutes, and they're already exhausted....just from the blood loss!
(Eldridge gets up and Jean puts the boot to him. Jean stands Eldridge up and hooks him for the Dramatic Ending, but Eldridge counters with a Flatliner type maneuver. Eldridge Ali is..... he is....... climbing the top rope? This big man is going to fly!!! Eldridge leaps off with a big splash!!!! He gets one, two, and three! Eldridge raises his arms, cut and bleeding in victory as "Oye Como Va" plays again.)
-Triple Threat Theatre Hell in a Cell - Match 2-
Stips: For #1 Contendership to the World Title
("Oye Como Va" by Carlos Santana plays over the speakers as Eldridge Ali makes his way out to another great pop from the crowd... the cheers turn to boos as "Asshole" by Dennis Leary hits the PA. Jean Marquee makes his way down to the ring. He climbs into ring number 1 as the massive cell begins to descend and encase the ring and partially it's surroundings.)
Jack Wallace - Just a reminder, fans, this is the second match of tonight's Triple Threat Theatre between the two men in the cage, Jean Marquee and Eldridge Ali.
[The cell has finished it's descent, but the referee hasn't started the match, becase he seems to be focused on something coming out of the entranceway.]
Jeff Hartman - Speaking of the World Heavyweight title ...
[All eyes go to the entranceway and a huge pop resounds throughout the arena as they see Mike Morgan walking slowly towards the ring.]
Jack Wallace - There's the man who was screwed out of it moments ago.
Jeff Hartman - Screwed? Ozzie beat him cleanly, you.
Jack Wallace - You call beaing betrayed by Traci and getting beaten up by steel chairs a clean win?
Jeff Hartman - You bet your ass.
Jack Wallace - You would.
[Morgan passes by the cage and shouts something to Eldridge, then flips off Marquee. He waves to the ref and takes a seat at the announcer's table. The ref looks confused, but calls for the bell.]
[ring ring ring]
Jack Wallace - Morgan, glad to have you here with us.
Mike Morgan - Thanks, Jack. Great to be here. Hey, Hartman, did you get a bowl of soup with the shirt?
Jeff Hartman - Huh?
Mike Morgan - Never mind.
(Jean and Ali circle each other. Jean plays it smart and moves to the outside of the ring, reaches under and grabs a chair. Jean slides back in as Eldridge dares him to hit him with the chair. Jean swings and cracks the chair over Ali's head.)
Jack Wallace - That's not going to slow him down.
Mike Morgan - Just wait. Jean's cockiness is going to cost him.
(El-Al just stands there and tells him to do it again. Jean swings and cracks the chair again over the head of the big Ali. Big El is rockin a bit, but he dares him to do it another time. Jean swings, but Eldridge grabs the chair and nails a home run swing to the side of the head of Jean Marquee which instantly tears his wounds from earlier, busting him open in the early goings of this match!)
Mike Morgan - Told you.
Jeff Hartman - Heh ... I knew it before you did.
Mike Morgan - Hey Hartman, did you ever find that fifty dollars you lost a week or two ago?
Jeff Hartman - What are you babbling about this time.
Jack Wallace - Oh, shut up, Jeff. Anyhow, Jean Marquee's been busted open, but he's a long way form out.
Mike Morgan - That's right. Marquee is like a cockroach. He'll live a long time and bug you.
(Eldridge picks up Marquee and tosses him over the top rope and out to the floor. Eldridge gives chase. Eldridge catches Jean Marquee and irish whips him into that steel structure. Marquee's head just bounces off of it. As Eldridge draws nearer to Marquee, Jean hits a drop toe hold, causing Eldridge to lose his ballance and go face first into the cell. That tears the wounds previously suffered in the barbed wire match, causing Eldridge to be busted open.)
Jack Wallace - Jean with a drop toe hold, and Eldridge is busted open.
Jeff Hartman - It's gonna be two hundred and forty dollars worth of blood pudding in that cell by the time these guys are through.
Jack Wallace - Huh?
Mike Morgan - Hmmm ... I think I see what you're talking about, Jack. Wish I could say the same for Jeff.
(Jean mounts Eldridge on his back, and starts to rub El's face into the steel, like a mincer would do to a piece of meat!)
Jack Wallace - OUCH! That has got to hurt!
(The big man stands up, and Jean gets off. As Eldridge turns around, Jean starts laying in some big right hands. He goes for an irish whip, send Eldridge into the steel ring steps. Jean gets a running start and drop kicks Eldridge into the steps even more. Jean celebrates as the crowd boos him on.)
Jeff Hartman - What a dumbass.
Mike Morgan - Takes one to know one, right, Jeff?
Jeff Hartman - What's with you? Are you sore over losing the World Title?
Mike Morgan - No, I'm more sore over my cracked ribs. Ozzie can have his fun with the world title, but he won't be champ by the end of the night. He either goes up against the more experienced Quick Death, or Commisioner X who can book the match however he wants it. Traci isn't going to be there to help him either.
Jack Wallace - Ozzie Cratt, with help from Traci, gave Mike Morgan three cracked ribs and took the World Heavyweight title. He will be defending it against either Quick Death or Commisioner X in tonight's main event, and it looks like Jean is going to continue punishing Eldridge.
(Jean rolls back into the ring and grabs the steel chair. Jean climbs the turnbuckle and dives off, drivng the steel chair into the fallen Eldridge Ali. Jean winds up and uses the chair again on Eldridge, who is helpless, laying on the floor. Jean raises the chair once more, but Eldridge puts his knee into Jean's groin!)
Mike Morgan - Marquee gets a much needed wake-up call. All that showboating gave Eldridge time to recover.
Jeff Hartman - He didn't even see it coming, for crying out loud.
Mike Morgan - Isn't your contract expired already, Jeff?
(Eldridge stands up and punches the chair right into Jean's face! The chair bends almost in half from that one punch!!!!)
Jeff Hartman - Eldridge is getting some sort of a comeback!
Jack Wallace - I'll get my comeback in court!
Jeff Hartman - Yeah....... right.
Mike Morgan - Meanwhile, it looks as if Eldridge has had enough. He wants to do some serious damage now.
(Eldridge Ali picks up the limp Jean Marquee and wraps his massive hand around his neck.)
Mike Morgan - Looks like Marquee's going for a ride.
(Eldridge then choke slams Jean Marquee up against the wall of the cell, which gives way!! Marquee flies through and lands back first against the barricades on the outside!)
Crowd - HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Jack Wallace - HOLY SHIT!! He just chokeslammed Marquee THROUGH the Cell Wall!!
Mike Morgan - And what a choke slam! Marquee plummeted faster than Hartman's popularity since he became a Joel Gertner mark!
(The fans hold their breath as Jean Marquee isn't moving at all.. Eldridge Ali walks through the broken steel to the outside. He prods Marquee with foot a couple of times when Marquee kicks Eldridge in the groin, stands, then DDTs him on the outside.)
Jeff Hartman - UNBELIEVABLE! How did Marquee even get up from that?
Mike Morgan - Marquee's very persistent. You literally have to beat him within an inch of his life to get a three count. Unfortunately for Jean-o, Eldridge is the exact same way.
(Jean walks back into the cell and reaches under the ring. Jean pulls out a table and sets it up at ringside... Jean pulls out another table and sets it on top of the other one. Eldridge is getting to his feet. Jean runs and delivers a knee to the side of his head, knocking him back down to the ground. Jean walks back into the cell one more time and yanks out two more tables from underneath the ring. Jean slides them into the ring. Jean rolls into the ring and sets up the two tables. He then places one on top of the two at ringside, and the fourth one on to of that one, creating four tables, stacked on top of one another at ringside!)
Jack Wallace - Marquee is setting up FOUR tables. This can not be good for Eldridge.
Jeff Hartman - A normal wan wouldn't survive that ... hell, even a stud muffin like myself wouldn't survive that.
Jack Wallace - You'd better survive so I can kick your ass in court.
Mike Morgan - Heh ... hey Jack, if you beat him up, can I have his job?
Jeff Hartman - WHAT?
Jack Wallace - Sure.
Jeff Hartman - Hey, this isn't fair! You can't do this to me! I'm Jeff "All the -
Mike Morgan - Hey Jeff, here's some pictures of Traci.
Jeff Hartman - Mmmmmm ... Traci ... be right back, guys.
[Jeff gets up and leaves, looking at the pictures Morgan tossed him, and drooling.}
Mike Morgan - Now that he's gone, we take you back to the ring, where Eldridge is back on his feet and looking to make Marquee pay.
(Eldridge Ali is back to his feet and he re-enters the cell. Jean Marquee springs off the ropes and suicide dives over the top rope, but the massive Eldridge catches him in mid-air. Eldridge tosses him through the broken wall to the outside, Marquee once again smacking into the barricades.)
Jack Wallace - Good counter by Eldridge.
Mike Morgan - Both men are growing tired ... and they still have to duke it out one more time tonight, in a Twin Ladder match for the Intercontinental title.
(Eldridge walks out and does a Sabu-type point towards the top of the cage.. the fans erupt!! Eldridge starts climbing to the top of this massive cell! Eldridge makes it all the way to the top.)
Jack Wallace - Oh my, it looks as if Eldridge is going to fly. This could mean big trouble for Marquee.
(Marquee looks up from the floor where he sees Eldridge taunting him from the top of the cage, to come up. Jean staggers to his feet and starts to climb to the top. Marquee reaches the top and is met with a dropkick by Eldridge, Marquee sees it coming and swings loose, holding onto the cage with one hand.)
Mike Morgan - Eldridge had a good plan, but Marquee read it perfectly.
(Eldridge almost slides off the top, but he regains his balance, and pulls himself back on top. Marquee climbs to the top and stands up. As Eldridge is getting up, he goes for a clothesline, but Jean catches him and sets him up for the Dramatic Ending...)
Jack Wallace - Marquee caught him! He's setting up for the Dramatic Ending!
Mike Morgan - Those tables are nearby ... this could be the end of the match right here!
(Jean uses ALL of his strength and nails it! Eldridge falls through the top of the cage and smacks through all four tables, landing at ringside below!!!!)
Jack Wallace - OH MY GOD!!!! Marquee just slammed Eldridge Ali through all four tables!
Mike Morgan - Eldridge appears to be out. It's all over ... wait ... Marquee's going up ... I don't think he's done yet!!
Jack Wallace - Ringside is a bloody mess of tables! Oh, the horror, the horror!
(Jean Marquee does climb, but rather jumps off the top of the cage and nails an elbow into the heart of Eldrdige Ali!!!)
Jack Wallace - Oh, no. Marquee with a big elbow drop on the unconscious Eldridge.
Mike Morgan - As if adding isult to injury wasn't enough.
(Jean just lays there, draped over Ali ...)
Jack Wallace - It looks like they're both out, Jean on Eldridge.
Mike Morgan - Referee is reading it as a cover.
(The referee makes a count.. 1... 2... 3!!!)
-Triple Threat Theatre - Match 3-
Stips: 30 minute time limit. Twin Ladder/IC Title Match
("Oye Como Va" by Carlos Santana plays, which brings out a bandaged, limping, Eldridge Ali... "Asshole" by Dennis Leary brings out a beat up, battered and bruised, Jean Marquee. Both make their way into the ring as the bell rings. Eldridge and Jean do a pitiful lock up as both men slump against each other. Jean musters some strength and attempts to pummel Eldridge with lefts and rights... All of a sudden, Jean fakes his tiredness and really decks Eldridge in the head!)
Jack Wallace - Jean Marquee was only pretending to be tired!!! He was making fun of Eldridge... that low life!
(Jean Marquee with rapid fire right hands into the head of Ali... This wakes Eldridge up as he mounts a comeback with a massie headbutt, sending Marquee down. Eldridge hops out of the ring and grabs both ladders!! He heaves them into the ring. Jean takes advantage and sets one up and starts to climb it rapidly. Eldridge goes into the ring and spears the ladder... Jean flies off and hotshots himself across the top rope!! A loud "Ohhhh" Comes from the crowd on that move. Eldridge takes the second ladder and rams it into chest of Jean Marquee. Eldridge then pretends that the ladder is an opponent, and powerbombs it on top of Jean. Eldridge climbs to the top rope and leaps off... Jean moves, and Eldridge does a splash on the ladder, but nobody is home. Jean takes the first ladder, folds it up and acts like he is suplexing it, right on top of the fallen Eldridge Ali. Jean with a body splash, on the ladder sandwhiched Eldridge. Jean takes one of the ladders and sets it up in the ring. Jean starts to climb it, but Eldridge, while still laying down, crawls over and yanks it out from underneath Marquee.. Jean falls down and hits the canvas with a sickening thud.)
Jeff Hartman - Ouch.. that had to hurt.
(Eldridge gets back up to his feet. Eldridge picks up Jean from off of the mat.. Ali with a few punched, backing Jean into the corner.. Eldridge shoots him across and hits a corner clothesline. Jean Marquee just slumps in the corner.. Eldridge goes for a russian leg sweep, but Jean Marquee hits a back kick low blow. Jean gets on the top rope and spins off with a Tornado DDT! Jean takes both ladders and folds them up and crosses them in an X in the middle of the ring. He stands Eldridge up and sets him up for the Dramatic Ending!! HE HITS IT!)
Jack Wallace - X Marks the spot I guess!
(Jean yanks one of the ladders out from under eldridge and sets it up.. he starts to climb it.. he reaches the top.. he grabs the for the belt, but just as he touches it, Eldridge rolls over and knocks the ladder. The ladder wobbles and Jean looses his balance and falls over the top rope and out to the floor!! Eldridge slowly stands and sets the second ladder up.. he starts his ascent... he makes it half way up.. he reaches the top, but the titles, not there.... He looks down at the floor on the outside, and sees it in Jean's hands... Jean grabbed it as he fell!!! )
Jeff Hartman - NEW CHAMPION!!
Jack Wallace - Shut up.. you're giving me a headache.
From XWF Hell on the Beach - June 2000
Marquee Mansion Mayhem
Wallace: Jeff, it’s time for us to go over to the Marquee Household just a few blocks away from here.
Hartman: This is going ot be great, the Invasion and IHOP is going to be destroyed by our leader and his team of superstars!
Wallace: Superstars?
Hartman: I heard he trained them himself!
Wallace: Right...anyways, I hear the our cameras are running over at the Marquee Mansion, so without further ado-
[“Song 2” hits the PA.]
Hartman: Well I guess we are going to have some more ado!
[Trash Master comes out to huge crowd reaction. He grabs a mic.]
Trash Master: Can we have all the participants in the matchup in front of the camera?
[On the XWFTron everyone involved in the matchup gets near the camera in the Marquee Household.]
Trash Master: Now, I was doing some basic math last night...and I realized something. There are 12 wrestlers and only 4 referees. That doesn’t add up. SOOOO...I took the liberty of finding two more refs.
[The front door opens behind all the wrestlers and they turn around to see Iago and Clemente Ali, the Ali Boys! The crowd goes totally nuts for the WNN, WWA, and FWA Tag Team Champions!]
Trash Master: Well that evens everything out...good luck...to the Invasion and IHOP!
[The crowd goes nuts as Trash Master heads to the back and the match is ready to begin.]
Hartman: He can’t do that! Can he?
Wallace: He’s Co-Commishioner!
Hartman: President get out of there! They probably hold one of those Lower East Side grudges towards you! Go out the front door!
Wallace: He can’t, they’ve just locked the front door, this match is officially underway.
Hartman: NO!
[The wrestlers instantly pair off. Jacques Marquee gets his hands on Damien Michael and they start brawling in the direction of the kitchen! But as the camera tries to follow them we see Johnny Blaze grab onto Monstrosity. Blaze starts delivering elbow smashes to the back of Monstrosity’s head! Doc Holiday grabs hold of The President!]
Wallace: It looks like Doc is going to get his revenge on the President!
Hartman: NO!
[But as Doc delivers a kick to Derecho’s midsection and sets him up for a big powerbomb, Derecho low blows him!
Hartman: YES! Our leader is always thinking!
[The camera cuts back to Jacques Marquee and Damien Michael in the kitchen where Damien is beating Jacques with a cutting board! He continues to assault Jacques until Pat comes running with a stereo speaker and shatters over Damien’s head! Before Pat can even look behind him, Bloodthirst charges and connects with a Spear! Pat hits the turf and BT starts laying in the boots! Jacques tries to get up and save Pat, but BT just smacks him across the face with a cooke sheet! Damien Michael gets up, pulls Jacques up by his hair, and whips him towards the stove which Jacques runs into with a massive thud! Damien goes over and turns one of the oven’s burners on. He then goes over to Jacques, grabs him, and smacks his head right into the burner! Jacques hits the ground again holding his face!]
Wallace: What a move by Damien Michael!
Hartman: That lousy Jacques Marquee deserves that for what he did to me last week!
Wallace: Oh shut up! You brought it upon yourself!
Hartman: Did not!
Wallace: Just shut up!
[The camera cuts over to Johnny Blaze who is pounding on Monstrosity near the basement stairs. Monstrosity blocks three straight Blaze punches and starts connecting with some hard knees to the gut of Blaze. Monstrosity smashes Blaze’s face against the wall and then attempts to throw him down the stairs, but Blaze hangs onto Monstrosity’s arm and hits an arm drag takedown which sends Monstrosity rolling down the stairs into the basement!]
Wallace: Going down!
Hartman: Oh be quiet, where is the Prez?
[As if on cue the camera switches over to where The President and Doc Holiday are brawling in the living room. Doc connects with a Spinebuster and hops up on the sofa. He does a little taunt and then hits a Frog Splash on the fallen President!]
Hartman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wallace: Just shut up!
[Then right after Doc gets off the President, Iago Ali goes off the sofa for a moonassault of his own...which connects!]
Hartman: HE CAN’T THAT! That should be a DQ!
Wallace: He’s the ref, he can do what he wants!
Hartman: But it’s the Prez, our fearless leader!
Wallace: I wish you’d get another job!
[The camera switches back over to the basement where now a large number of wrestlers have gathered. We finally find Death Stroke and Screwloose taking turns bashing each other with golf clubs! But what is really interesting is we finally find Jeff Korsica whaling away on Konvict with a pool “Q”! Johnny Blaze is keeping Monstrosity down with some kicks to the gut. Korsica and Konvict start brawling up the stairs, but before they can reach the top, they are both tripped up a body that got thrown down the stairs. Once the pileup is cleared up we find that Jason Robert was tossed down the stairs by Doc Holiday, who follows with a Flying Leg Drop!]
Wallace: The President is taking a beating from young Doc Holiday!
Hartman: It’s tragic!
[At the mere sight of the President, Johnny Blaze stops paying attention to Monstrosity and just starts laying the boots to Derecho! Doc seems a little disgruntled by this, but just goes to pick up where Blaze left off on Monstrosity. But when Jeff Korsica sees a chance to beat on Monstrosity he pushes Doc away and starts lay the boots to the man who took away the TV title from his grasp. Doc looks very mad, but once again just goes over the man who Korsica left behind and starts pounding on Konvict.]
Wallace: It looks like the Invasion and IHOP have got a death grip on this matchup to this point.
Hartman: Be quiet...we still don’t know how Alpha to Omega are doing against Evil Intent in the kitchen.
[The camera comes back to the kitchen where Bloodthirst is smashing Jacques’ head into a cabinet. Pat isn’t fairing much better against Damien Michael who is beating him with pots and pans. It appears the two referees in the kitchen at this point are Iago and Clemente Ali.
Wallace: I guess Iago has decided to let the Marquee family take care of business in the basement.
Hartman: Thank God, we got him away from the President, you saw what he did to him.
Wallace: And it was about time somebody did something like that.
Hartman: You are just saying that because you didn’t join the cult I started where we worship Jason Robert.
Wallace: Cult?
Hartman: I’ve said too much already.
Wallace: You certainly have.
[Pat and Jacques both start to fight back as Damien runs out of pots and Bloodthirst got hit when the cabinet door bounced open. Jacques and Pat start firing punches to the faces of Bloodthirst and Michael. Jacques nails a Snap Suplex on Bloodthirst and Pat hits a Samoan Neckbreaker on Damien Michael. The energy starts flowing back through the bodies of Alpha to Omega. Pat starts doing a little dance and Jacques starts jumping around waiting for their opponents to stand up. When both members of Evil Intent get to their feet, Jacques and Pat charge their respective man, cartwheel, and connect with a back elbow smash! They start jumping around like a bunch of idiots, but before they can do anything else they both get caught with a clothesline from Iago and Clemente!]
Wallace: I guess that wasn’t the way The Ali Boys think a tag team should behave when in a match.
Hartman: Iago just scored a few Hartman points with that move, but he’s still on my bad list with that attack on the President.
[Pat and Jacques get up and glare at the Ali Boys, but before they can advance or turn around, Damien Michael and Bloodthirst charge from behind and knock Alpha to Omega over with frying pans. But right after making contact Evil Intent meet a little Ali attack of their own as Iago and Clemente both hit Missile Dropkicks off the kitchen table!]
Wallace: HA! I guess you could say the Alis aren’t playing favourites!
Hartman: I hate them as much as Alpha to Omega and Martial Law!
Wallace: You would!
[The camera cuts back to basement, where all 4 Marquee referees are trying to keep some kind of order, but right as they are about to get everything straightened out, Jeff Korsica grabs Konvict...spins him around, lifts, jumps and plants him right through pool table with a Jumping Powerbomb!]
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!
[Jean Marquee sees this and completely freaks out! His pool table has just been broken in half. He jumps onto Jeff Korsica and starts hitting numerous punches to the head. It takes Luc, Benoit, and Paul to get him off.]
Wallace: It looks like Jean isn’t too happy about the way his house is getting destroyed!
Hartman: Serves him right for DDTing the President on Thursday.
[With no refs paying attention to the fight, the brawling starts all over again. Konvict and Derecho start double teaming Johnny Blaze until Doc Holiday runs over and hits a Double Axe Handle on Konvict. Blaze and Derecho start fighting up the stairs now, bu this time six bodies come rolling down the stairs, Evil Intent, Alpha to Omega, and The Ali Boys all end up at the bottom of the stairs, screaming, cursing, and punching. This means that every wrestler is now in the basement...plus all the referees. Now there is total carnage everywhere in the basement. Jean goes into one of the rooms in the basement and comes out with a baseball bat. He immediately rushes at Korsica! Once again Luc, Benoit, and Paul are forced to hold him back! Monstrosity and Death Stroke go into one of the rooms and after about 20 seconds emerge with the washing machine on their shoulders! They scan the room for a second and then charge at Screwloose who sees them coming and ducks. Due to the weight of the machine their momentum continues and they run right into Konvict! As they bounce off Konvict, he falls to the floor, but it doesn’t stop there as Screwloose comes up behind them and clips their knees and they fall over with the washing machine on top of them.]
Crowd: FUCKIN’ SHIT! FUCKIN’ SHIT! FUCKIN’ SHIT!
[When Jean sees that his washing machine just got destroyed his anger towards Korsica goes away and he charges at the fallen Death Stroke and starts to lay in the boots before his brothers and father pull him away again! Now the Ali Boys have pretty much made the fight between Evil Intent and Alpha to Omega a 3 way dance. Iago, Jacques, and Damien are all fighting on one side of the basement while Clemente, Pat, and Bloodthirst are beating up on one another on the other side. We finally see something of a break in the action as Blaze and Derecho start fighting up the stairs again. Jean sees that no ref is following them, so he forgets about his basement and starts worrying about his main floor and follows them.]
Wallace: It looks like Jean is going to follow the action between Johnny Blaze and Dark Derecho.
Hartman: He better not touch the Prez, that’s all I can say.
[Once they get out the basement door and back on the main floor, Jean slams the door and locks it!]
Wallace: What’s he doing?
Hartman: He’s protecting his house! What else would he do?
[He puts the key back in his pocket and follows Derecho and Blaze as they head for his library!]
Wallace: Folks, this is amazing, we’ve got 4 cameras, 10 wrestlers, and 5 referees in the basement and we’ve got 2 cameras, 2 wrestlers, and 1 referee up on the main floor.
Hartman: Who cares about that? We’ve got The President on the main floor with Johnny Blaze and Jean Marquee-excuse me-Mr. Jean Marquee, two men who hate him!
[The camera starts following The Prez and Blaze. Blaze takes Derecho’s head and slams it against a hallway mirror and then drags him into the household library. Once they get in, Blaze immediatly grabs a hard covered encyclopedia and starts hitting Derecho over the head with it. As Derecho staggers to his feet, Blaze grabs him and hits a Piledriver. Blaze grabs Derecho’s hair and begins pulling him up, but as Blaze finally pulls Derecho to his feet, Derecho kicks him in the groin and hits a DDT. From the ground, Blaze sweeps Derecho’s legs and now they are both on the ground. Both men get to their feet, Derecho charges and connects with a Crossover Clothesline! Blaze immediatly gets back to his only to be met with a Dropkick from Derecho. Blaze rolls out of the way when Derecho tries an elbow drop and quickly grabs onto Derecho’s leg to lock on an ankle submission. Jean Marquee is checking for a tap out, but Derecho refuses to give in. Blaze eventually gets frustrated and lets go. He goes over and picks up a small empty bookshelf. Derecho charges and Blaze shatters the shelf over Derecho’s head. Blaze grabs Derecho’s leg and starts dragging out of the library.]
Wallace: It looks like Blaze has seen just about enough of the library.
Hartman: Thank God! But where is he taking The Prez now?
[The camera cuts back down to the basement where the massive brawling is still going on. At this point it seems Luc, Benoit, and Paul Marquee have followed the Ali frame of mind and are now acting as their own little faction in this matchup. Benoit is seen kicking Death Stroke in the back right before he can deliever the Cardiac Arrest to Doc Holiday! Doc Holiday turns right around, grabs Death Stroke, and hits a two handed Chokeslam on him! Pat Marquee is about to drop The Impacter on Bloodthirst, but Damien Michael breaks up the attempt. After Damien saves Bloodthirst he turns around and gets hit with Complete Perfection from Jacques Marquee! Jacques makes the cover, but there is no ref to make a count...anywhere! The 16 year old Luc Marquee is kicking away with Jeff Korsica on an unconcious Monstrosity. But as Jeff goes to make a pin, Luc grabs him in a Full Nelson and takes him down!]
Wallace: Korsica just got taken down by a 16 year old kid!
Hartman: The kid was probably more mature than him anyways.
[Korsica instantly gets up and locks on a Full Nelson of his own on Luc Marquee, but Luc just kicks him in the groin and hits a DDT! Korsica doesn’t even seem fazed and gets right back up and this time hits a clotheline on the young Marquee. But instead of doing anymore damage he walks away and goes back to pounding Monstrosity.]
Wallace: I guess Korsica is smart enough to realize that beating a kid doesn’t exactly get you any role model heat.
[Konvict gets thrown into a room by Screwloose, Screwloose follows and slams the door! In just a matter of seconds we hear the sound of a chain saw! We hear some LOUD screams of pain and then finally the sound of the chain saw stops and Konvict goes stumbling out of the room, bleeding from all over his body.]
Wallace: Screwloose just chopped up Konvict!
Hartman: I wonder if that was his secret weapon!
Wallace: I doubt it, but it appears to have worked pretty well as Konvict is losing allot of blood!
[Monstrosity picks Jeff Korsica up into a Body Press, but before he can drop him, Doc Holiday kicks Monstrosity in the back of his legs, knocking him backwards with Korsica on top of him! Luc Marquee makes a count...1...2... Monstrosity powers out.]
Wallace: That may have been our first cover of this matchup.
Hartman: We don’t want to see this crap, show us the Prez!
[The camera goes back to Blaze and Prez who are now in the kitchen. Derecho appears to be in control after slamming the fridge door on the head of Johnny Blaze! Blaze staggers up, but Derecho just grabs him and throws him face first on a burner which is set at “Max”. Blaze pulls away from the stove, but Derecho just grabs him and throws him back at the oven. Blaze hits the ground holding his knee. Derecho sees this and opens up the oven door, he then takes Blaze’s leg and shoves it inside and slams the oven door! There is a crack heard!]
Wallace: OH MY GOD!
Crowd: OH MY GOD!
Hartman: OH MY GOD, MY GOD...THE PRESIDENT...HE IS MY ONE AND ONLY GOD!
[Derecho turns the oven on with Blaze’s legs still in it. He then locks on a Dragon Sleeper to see if he can make Blaze submit. Blaze is fighting the pain, the burning, and the hold all at the same time. He is kicking, screaming, and trying to punch Derecho with his free hand. It looks like he is about to tap out, but finds something on the floor...it’s a cookie sheet, he uses his free hand to bash Derecho in the head with it! Derecho is forced to let go and Blaze frees himself from the oven.]
Hartman: It looks like Johnny Blaze just got burned!
Wallace: Oh shut up, you stole that from Trash Master!
Hartman: Who?
[Derecho is frustrated and goes to get something from one of the drawers. He pulls out a knife.]
Wallace: Uh-oh, we know what The Prez can do with a knife, just ask Blazer!
Hartman: Yes, this man is a genious!
Wallace: SHUT...UP!
[Derecho charges Blaze with the knife, but Blaze gets out of the way and kicks Derecho in the back of the head. This forces Derecho to drop the knife. Blaze picks up the knife and slashes the Prez right across the arm! Blood is going everywhere!]
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Hartman: GET HIM A DOCTOR! HE NEEDS A DOCTOR!
[Blaze grabs the Prez’s leg and drags him off somewhere again.]
Wallace: Where is he taking him?
Hartman: Hopefully the ER!
[The camera cuts back to the basement where The Guild and Konvict are starting to gain some control using some sports equipment they found in one of the rooms. But they can’t seem to find Doc Holiday. Then when Monstrosity walks by the bar, Doc springs up with a beer bottle in his hands and breaks it across the back of Monstrosity’s head. Death Stroke tries to run over, but Jacques whacks him in the back with a golf club! Konvict blood and all gets cut off by Screwloose with a 2X4! Evil Intent gets a double Bulldog from Pat Marquee. Jeff Korsica starts laying the boots to Monstrosity. The three Marquee refs and the Ali Boys are now trying to avoid all the carnage going on. Screwloose picks up Konvict and hits The Fabulous Face Plant on him! Screwloose makes a cover and Benoit Marquee runs over...1...2...Death Stroke breaks up the count with an elbow drop! Doc Holiday tackles Death Stroke and the fight continues. Alpha to Omega and Evil Intent have paired off again and are now brawling in the room with all the sports equipment. Pat whacks Damien Michael across the face with a hockey helmet and then puts it on for protection. As he emerges from the room, Monstrosity breaks a 2X4 right over his head and it does nothing! Pat on the other hand head butts Monstrosity sending him to the turf! Bloodthirst is poudning away at Jacques with a tennis racket in the corner of the sports room. Konvict gets his hands on an aluminum baseball bat and starts smashing it over people’s heads. First Korsica, then Holiday, then Screwloose, and finally Pat Marquee, but once again Pat’s helmit absorbs most of the blow and Pat manages to tackle Konvict to the ground. Death Stroke comes up behind, knocks off Pat’s helmit, and hits Cardiac Arrest on him. He makes the cover. Paul Marquee runs over to make the count...1...2..it’s broken when a baseball hits DeathStroke in the head! Death Stroke rolls over to see who is was and gets met with another baseball to the face! Jacques comes running and hits a Baseball Slide Dropkick on DeathStroke!]
Wallace: Furious action in the basement!
Hartman: That lousy Paul Marquee counted too slowly.
Wallace: The count was fine...what’s that...where are they...they are on the roof! Folks, I have just received word that Johnny Blaze and Dark Derecho our President are fighting on the roof. We are trying to get a camera up there right now.
Hartman: THE ROOF!
Wallace: Yes...yes...we’ve got a camera up there and one on the outside of the house. We’ll just have to see what happens.
[The camera on the roof turns on to show Dark Derecho hitting a Neckbreaker on Johnny Blaze! Derecho picks him up and attempts an Irish whip, which is reversed by Blaze, but Derecho reverses the reversal, but Blaze reverses again, but Derecho jumps, twists, and hits a Tornado DDT on Blaze!]
Wallace: A desperation move from Derecho has knocked Johnny Blaze out!
Hartman: FINISH IT SIR!
[Derecho calls for the “Vortex Bomb” and sets Blaze up, but fight as he is about to lift him, Marquee punches Derecho in the back of the head!]
Hartman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[Blaze hits a low blow and calls for the Flame On!]
Wallace: Blaze is calling for his finisher.
[Blaze turns the Prez around and faces the edge of the building.]
Wallace: He can’t be thinking about doing that, could he?
[Blaze lifts up Derecho and jumps off the edge of the building and hits a Flame On through the roof of his Hummer!]
Crowd: FUCKIN’ SHIT! FUCKIN’ SHIT! FUCKIN’ SHIT!
Hartman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wallace: I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW! A Sitdown Powerbomb two stories through the roof of a car!
Hartman: But wait there is no one to make the count.
[There is the scene, Johnny Blaze holding an unconcious Dark Derecho in a pinning position with no one to make the count. Jean Marquee is standing on the roof. He shrugs, jumps, flips, and hits the Dramatic Ending on the President!]
Crowd: FUCKIN’ SHIT!
Wallace: OH MY GOD!
Hartman: HE CAN’T DO THAT!
[Marquee rolls off and counts....1............2..............3!]
Wallace: IT’S OVER THE WWA INVASION AND IHOP WIN! Screwloose retains his IC TITLE and the TV and Hardcore TITLE HAVE NOW BOTH SWITCHED HANDS! But the titles don’t seem to be important as the Prez has taken some major damage in this matchup.
[Hartman is silent.]
From XWF Hell on the Beach - June 2000
XWF WORLD TITLE MATCH
Shadow(c) VS Quick Death VS Eldridge Ali
The following contest is your main event…a Three Way Dance for the XWF World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, from the Lower East Side of New York City, weighing in at 333 pounds…Eldridge Ali!
(“Get It Together” by The Beastie Boys plays as Eldridge makes his way to ringside…then is replaced by “Battle Flag” by Lo-Fidelity All-Stars.)
His opponent, from Kansas City, Missouri, weighing in at 290 pounds…Quick Death!
(Quick Death gets into the ring…and shakes hands with Eldridge. “Put Your Lights On” by Carlos Santana w/Everlast begins to play…and Shadow appears at the top of the entrance ramp.)
And their opponent, hailing from Northern New Jersey, weighing in at 285 pounds…he is the XWF World Heavyweight Champion…
(Eldridge whispers something into the announcer’s ear…and the announcer starts laughing.)
He is also a rather large bitch…The Shadow!
(Shadow gets in the ring, and everybody shakes hands…then gets very serious.)
Hartman: It’s a regular mutual admiration society out there…it makes me sick.
Wallace: Just three great competitors who have put their differences behind them and are ready to give us wrestling fans one great match!
Hartman: We’ll see about that.
(The bell rings! Quick Death charges with a double clothesline. It connects on Eldridge, but Shadow ducks, grabs Quick Death in a waistlock, and nails a German suplex. Shadow pops back up to his feet, but is clotheslined immediately by Eldridge, who is taken down with a drop toehold from Quick Death. Shadow is back to his feet, but Quick Death pulls him back down with a double leg pickup. Quick Death drops an elbow across Shadow’s chest, then rises to his feet just in time to lock up with Eldridge. Eldridge whips Quick Death to the ropes and tries to catch him with a powerslam, but Quick Death manages to turn it into a floatover DDT. Shadow charges, and he gets powerslammed by Quick Death.)
Wallace: Quick Death looks dominant out there!
(Quick Death unloads on both opponents with a series of chops. Shadow rolls out of the ring to catch a breather. Quick Death whips Eldridge to the turnbuckle, then follows up with a running knee to the gut. Quick Death hesitates for a second as he feels the pain in his injured knee, but Eldridge staggers out of the corner and gets nailed with a bulldog. Wasting no time, Quick Death ties Eldridge up in the ropes, then turns around just in time to get waffled by a European forearm from Shadow.)
Hartman: Thank god, that big doof is out of the action for a little while.
(Shadow and Quick Death go into an extended mat wrestling sequence, full of headlocks, reversals and armbars. Quick Death catches Shadow by the arm and rolls him up in a La Majistral cradle…but only gets a one. Eldridge finally gets loose and goes after Shadow, lifting him high in the air with a gorilla press and slam. Quick Death immediately catches Eldridge with a kick to the gut and a modified Stunner…then drags the big man to the ropes and ties him up again.)
Hartman: See, he’s got a good strategy there—take one of your opponents out of action and focus on the other. Maybe I do like this guy…
(Quick Death hits a dragon suplex on Shadow, follows that up with a running powerslam, and drops a leg across Shadow’s chest. Quick Death covers…and gets a two count. Quick Death whips Shadow to the ropes and connects with a flying back elbow. Eldridge is free again…but Quick Death catches him with a series of stiff right hands, staggering the big man. QD then whips Shadow into Eldridge, sending Ali out of the ring through the ropes.)
Wallace: Quick Death looks unstoppable!
(Quick Death goes on the offensive again, dominating Shadow with chops in the corner. Quick Death brings Shadow out of the corner with a backdrop suplex, then drags him back up to his feet and whips him to the far turnbuckle. Quick Death lifts Shadow up to the top rope and sets up for a superplex, but Shadow kicks Quick Death off. Shadow hops down to follow up, but Quick Death rolls through, gets back to his feet, kicks Shadow in the gut, and nails a Pedigree out of nowhere!)
Wallace: He hit it! Can he finish the Rigor Mortis?
Hartman: If he does, we’ll be assured of a new champion!
Wallace: The way he’s fighting, I think we’re already assured of that!
(As Eldridge climbs back onto the apron, Quick Death grabs Shadow’s leg…but Shadow kicks him off. Quick Death staggers right back into Eldridge, who has the presence of mind to jump and nail Quick Death with a dropkick in the injured knee.)
Wallace: The knee!
Hartman: I thought these guys were friends, Wallace!
(Quick Death immediately crumples to the ground, clutching his knee. Shadow looks at Eldridge, then points to Quick Death…and both men swarm in on Quick Death. Shadow unloads with kicks to Quick Death’s head while Eldridge drops an elbow onto Quick Death’s good leg. They drag Quick Death to his feet, whip him to the ropes, and connect with a double dropkick. Shadow covers…Quick Death kicks out before any count. Eldridge covers…Quick Death again kicks out. Eldridge connects with a huge crucifx powerbomb, covers, and only gets a two. Shadow takes over on Quick Death and whips him to the turnbuckle, then charges with an avalanche. Shadow moves, and Eldridge hits Quick Death with an avalanche. Eldridge moves, and Shadow connects with yet another avalanche. Quick Death staggers out of the corner and walks right into a bear hug by Eldridge. Shadow immediately nails Quick Death with a running Hart Attack clothesline.)
Wallace: It looks like they’ve decided to team up against the former champ!
Hartman: Makes sense…he was kicking their asses.
(Shadow sets Quick Death up on his shoulders…Eldridge climbs to the top turnbuckle, and connects with a beautiful fling clothesline. The cover! One…Two…Quick Death barely sneaks his shoulder out. Shadow shakes his head, wondering what he has to do to keep Quick Death down. Eldridge drags Quick Death back to his feet, and hits a full nelson slam for two. Eldridge throws Quick Death to the ropes, lifts him into the air, turns his body and hits a modified Diamond Cutter…but can only get a two count.)
Wallace: Quick Death won’t be pinned!
(Eldridge drags Quick Death to his feet again, stunned by Quick Death’s ability to fight back. Eldridge tries to lift Quick Death up for a powerslam, but Quick Death reverses it into a small package! One! Two! Shadow makes the save. Quick Death staggers to his feet, Eldridge pushes him backwards…and Shadow nails the Shadow Lock Slam!)
Hartman: That’s got to be it! One! Two!
(Quick Death kicks out!)
Wallace: “He can’t be stopped tonight!”
(Both Shadow and Eldridge stare, stunned as Quick Death slowly tries to get back on his feet. Shadow charges with a right hand, but Quick Death blocks it, and knocks Shadow down with one of his own. Same for Eldridge. Same again for Shadow. Eldridge charges again, and Quick Death lifts him for a powerslam…but his knee crumples underneath him.)
Wallace: He couldn’t get the big guy up on the bad knee!
(Shadow points to Quick Death’s knee, then drags him into the center of the ring. Eldridge locks Shadow into the figure four…but can’t quite grab the arm to complete The Funky Four Plus One More. Shadow stands over both men, watching and cheering Eldridge on as he tries to grab the arm. Quick Death uses all his strength to battle towards the ropes.)
Hartman: The only chance Quick Death has is if he can reach those ropes somehow…I don’t think he can.
(Slowly but surely, Quick Death inches to the ropes. Eldridge tries desparately to pull him back, but cannot. Just as Quick Death is about to grab the bottom rope…Shadow hits a baseball slide dropkick right into Quick Death’s outstretched hands.)
Wallace: Shadow stopped him!
(Shadow grabs Quick Death’s arms and drags him into the middle of the ring. Shadow then pushes Quick Death’s upper body towards Eldridge, who locks in the armbar.)
Wallace: Funky Four! Plus One More! It’s on! It’s on!
(Quick Death screams in agony, but tries to keep fighting. Shadow stands back and watches as Quick Death fights. Finally, the pain is too much…and Quick Death taps out with his free arm. Instantly, Eldridge releases the hold, and Shadow rushes to help Quick Death to his feet.)
Wallace: He tapped! Quick Death is eliminated!
(Eldridge and Shadow help Quick Death stand up. Shadow raises Quick Death’s hand in the air…but Quick Death pulls it back down and pushes past his two opponents. The ringside doctor tries to take a look at the injured knee, but Quick Death refuses his help and begins a long, slow limp back to the locker room area.)
Hartman: That man is not happy with his alleged friends, I’ll tell you that.
(As Quick Death walks off, Shadow and Eldridge lead the fans in a big round of applause. Eldridge continues to clap, and Shadow rolls him up. One! Eldridge kicks out. Back to their feet, and Eldridge connects with a belly to belly! Eldridge follows up with a Falcon Arrow! One! Two! Shadow kicks out! Eldridge connects with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker…but only gets two. Eldridge lifts Shadow up for a powerslam…but Shadow rolls him up! One! Two!)
Wallace: Eldridge kicks out!
(Both men are back to their feet…and Shadow hits the Shadow Lock Slam! Instead of going for the pin, Shadow lifts Eldridge to his feet again…and hits a SECOND Shadow Lock Slam! Shadow for the cover! Eldridge’s foot is on the bottom rope, but the ref doesn’t see it!)
Wallace: One! Two! THREE! Shadow wins…wait! Eldridge’s foot is on the rope!
(Quick Death quickly hobbles out of the entrance curtain on crutches with a smile on his face.)
Hartman: What is he doing?
(Quick Death points up at the XWFTron…and we see instant replay footage of Eldridge’s foot on the bottom rope. Shadow looks up at the footage…and tells the ref to start the match again!)
Wallace: Shadow wants this to end the right way!
(Shadow jumps on top for another cover on Eldridge…but only gets one! Eldridge is back to his feet, and unloads on Shadow! Gorilla press and slam! Whip to the corner…Stinger Splash by the three hundred plus pounder! Eldridge whips Shadow to the far turnbuckle and follows with another Stinger Splash! Another whip…another Stinger Splash! Eldridge sets Shadow up on the top rope!)
Hartman: It could be time for The El Train!
(Eldridge climbs up and sets up for The El Train…but Shadow fights him off, sending Eldridge to the mat. Eldridge is back to his feet…Shadow off the top rope…and Eldridge catches Shadow with a Michinoku Driver! On top! One! Two! THREE!)
Wallace: Eldridge Ali is the NEW World Heavyweight Champion!
(Quick Death rolls into the ring and raises Eldridge’s hand high into the air! Shadow recovers…and raises Eldridge’s other hand! The Ali Boys hit the ring and hand Eldridge the World Heavyweight Title Belt! Everyone is smiling…especially Quick Death, who looks a little too happy for someone who just lost the World Title…)
(After the dust has settled from the breathtaking main event, a very somber Shadow shakes hands with Quick Death and Eldridge, who have somewhat surprised looks on their faces. He grabs a mic, takes a very deep breath in, as if it were his final breath, and begins to speak.)
The Shadow: First of all, if the entire XWF could come out here for just a few minutes, it would be extremely appreciated. Fans, please stay in your seats, it’s very important that you all hear this...
(One by one, little by little, the wrestlers and executives make their way to surround the ring.)
The Shadow: There comes a time in every man’s life where he has to give up something he loves. It starts from childhood, giving up the baby bottle, then his favorite blanky when he’s 5, then his security blanket, his parents, when he’s 18, and so on and so on. It’s a cycle that keeps on turning, but no matter how hard you try, you can’t hit the breaks until you ultimately fall off, never to get back on to the cycle again.
(A collective hush is abundant throughout the arena, as the Shadow begins to develop a tear in his eye.)
The Shadow: People may not always love their jobs, but if you ask me, I’ll tell ya that I have the greatest job in the world. Why would I ever give it up? And that’s why it’s so difficult tonight to talk to all of you about the “R” word...
(He takes a long pause to collect himself...)
The Shadow: I told you when I came here that I was here for two things, Revenge and Retribution. But in reality, it was for another “R.” Leaves fall, grass is cut, and careers end. Tonight marks the end of the career of a man named The Shadow. His career started the way lives start, through struggles he learned, through practice, he rose, through perfection, he lived. And finally tonight, through an ultimate triumph, he ends.
(Tears continue to flow, and some wrestlers, as well as fans are crying now as well.)
The Shadow: I’m in the ring with the people who have seen it all. Quick Death, the Ali’s, they remember seeing my losses to the silent Mickey Knox, the flamboyantly stupid Ass Master, and my struggles with a man simply known as beaker. But they also saw my rise to fame, my visits with Dr. Shrinkenberg, and the night I ultimately beat Revenant to win my first WORLD Title, and complete the Mission of HOPE. Through the hard times, you were always there. We’ve butted heads, disagreed on occasion, but the respect was always there, the bond was never broken. And that’s why I wanted you to be in the ring with me for my final match.
(The Ali’s and Quick Death are emotional now as well...)
The Shadow: When I saw Quickie and Eldridge, being so vicious, so violent to each other, I was hurt. I felt compelled to make things right between them, and I also saw it as a chance to make things right for me. I was embarrassed by the way I left wrestling, unsuccessful and broken, all my hard work seemed to have resulted in an unexpected decline. And you two, injuring each other, taking this game to another level, a level where it wasn’t a game any more, I just couldn’t stand it.
(Pauses...)
The Shadow: Eldridge, I’ve known your brothers for a long time. They helped me grow as a wrestler. They were my pals at times, they were my enemies at others, but I always remembered that even when I couldn’t see my errors and fix them myself, they helped make me see, even though it through a shot in the head by a keyboard named Vernon. But that didn’t matter. When I saw your errors in judgment I felt the same way. And obviously your outlook is changing. Things are looking up, and your future remains bright. Continue to stand triumphant. Continue to realize the gifts you were blessed with. Remember to never look down, and remember that even though there are times when you feel like the WORLD is against you, there are people that LOVE you. That’s the Ali way, isn’t it?
(Eldridge smiles...)
The Shadow: And Quickie, we’ve been friends, we’ve feuded, but we’ve always been there together when it counted, in the main event. Revenge is a harsh word, and the reality of the fact is that I just wanted to have you beaten one last time. Through all the matches, all the struggles, all the feuds, you have been my greatest opponent. Never has one pushed me to the brink, made me work as hard as you have. Forget about the revenge, the “R” word for this occasion is RESPECT. My respect for you will never die. Even when I go, even if the world ends, it will always be there, an active entity in the universe, defying time and what is real. Remember the good times, the WWA Cruise, the original hospital room incidents and every other time we worked together. The results were always enjoyable and incredible. Although we were opponents, we were as good a team as Abbott and Costello, Simon and Garfunkel, Dr. Evil and Mini Me. Quickie D, you complete me.
(QD grins, and the Shadow shakes his hand again.)
The Shadow: Iago and Clemente, 21 and K, L to the O to the V to the E...I’ve always wanted to say that. You two will continue to be the icons of the sport, and the standard that everyone from The Rock to Stone Cold to Hulk Hogan to Ric Flair to Quick Death and to The Shadow will continue to strive for and try to reach. No one in the sport will EVER be better, and that’s a comment that I’ll go to the grave with. With just one action, you have the ability to lift anyone, even an unoriginal wrestler with a cliché name, to a level where they will achieve like they never achieved before. I can continue to speak, but anything I say will not do enough justice to greatness you display every time you hit the ring...
(The Ali Boys grin as well, as the crowd begins to cheer. The Shadow then turns to his ex-WWA Compatriots...)
The Shadow: The Trashmaster. The first man who has ever uttered my name and the word “Hero” in the same sentence. Looking at myself, it’s hard to believe that I could be so important to another person, but you tell me that it is the truth. I’ve watched you grow from a jobber, to a lower mid carder, to an upper/lower midcarder, to everyone’s favorite upper/lower midcarder to......just forget it. I’ve seen you reach the MAIN EVENT. I’ve seen you reach the ultimate level. Your success rivals the greats of the sport, and for that I am proud. Your rise to fame was incredible, and Trashy, I might be your hero, but your hard work and accomplishments make you one of mine as well.
(Trashy gets teary, cause he’s not afraid to cry...)
The Shadow: Johnny Blaze. Another man who has been there from the beginning, but while we drifted away towards the end, my memories of my matches with you continue to live on with me. That cage match we had continues to rank in my mind as one of the best of all time. I know I can’t be on your shitlist every time, but I’d like for you to make number 1 on your shitlist hall of fame. Trust me, it’d mean a lot.
(Blaze laughs and grins...)
The Shadow: Da Phreak. Phreakness. Phreaky. Phreak-o-rama. Ebola Boy. Violent J. Gouldberg. You’ve come from Australopithecus to Homo Sapien in a very short time. I always remember the eagerness and enthusiasm you displayed when you’d ask me for advice. How could I forget? I mean you asked me all the time. Phreaky, you’ve come to the point where you don’t have to ask me anymore. It’s all you, baby.
(Phreak smiles a “Korsical” Grin.)
The Shadow: Melee. You may have changed your name, but you’ll always be Melee to me. That, and Crimson Rose. You had the talent, I knew you did, and that initial name change rocketed you up the WWA ladder, one that was very difficult to climb. You’ve got some amazing talent, talent that continues to develop, to improve. Talent that might even be better than my own. Continue to cause a stir, a melee, if you will.
(Shadow turns to the FWA execs and wrestlers.)
The Shadow: The Prez....Dark Derecho. One of the smoothest transitions in occupations that I’ve ever seen. I have rarely seen a man handle his fed so well, keep his wrestlers so happy, and make so many good decisions. If I didn’t know you before, I just might have confused you with one Vince McMahon.
(the Pres smiles...)
The Shadow: And the rest of the FWA, to all of you my gracious thanks for welcoming me here with open arms. Thank you to Mike Morgan for giving me one heck of a fight. No thanks, however go to Fallen, for annoying the heck out of me. But the rest of you are one of the best groups of wrestlers I’ve worked with. Not a jobber in the bunch. Keep it going guys, you’re the best.
(Cheers)
The Shadow: And so tonight The Shadow goes, and so goes the schizophrenia, so goes The Masker Marauder and Professor Grimm, the talking shadow and fake EVIL tendencies. But the HOPE lives on. Just because I am leaving does not mean that my message should die. There were times when I betrayed the fans, yes, and times when there were reasons let the HOPE die, but I plead with you, the fans, the wrestlers, and everyone that can hear me. You must remain positive, continue to believe that anything can be accomplished. Things will work out, they always do, as long as you KEEP HOPE ALIVE
(the fans chant with him...)
The Shadow: I’ve told you to BEWARE YOUR SHADOW, but now I ask that you just remember, that when you look on the ground and see that silhouette, I want you to remember me. Ali’s, Quickie, all my WWA friends, when you’re down, and you think you need help, just look on the ground, and know that I’ll always be there. My wrestling career may end, but our friendships will never die. (“Lean on Me,” by Bill Withers begins to play.) Just call on me brother, when you need a hand, we all need somebody to lean on.
The Shadow: Seasons change, people move on. And now I am ready to move on. Like a truck driver making his last ride, or a bartender stirring his last drink, I feel bittersweet, but I know my work is appreciated, and as lonely as I might be at times, I know that all of what I’ve done is at least important to me, and hopefully to all of you. This is the hardest thign I’ve ever had to to do, but I have no more to accomplish, no more to say. Wrestlers are a dime a dozen, but legends are as good as gold. I hope in your minds I shine brighter than any other metal, and will always continue to do so. So one last time, for one final, ultimate time, let’s....(and everyone joins in...) KEEP HOPE ALIVE and BEWARE YOUR SHADOW.
(All of a sudden, "The Road" hits the PA and Steve Chambers and Jimmy Haze come out to a deafening pop wearing XWF T-Shirts.. They stand at the top of the ramp and applaud the Shadow.)
Jack Wallace - Chambers and Haze have returned!! They're back!!
From XWF Mass Destruction - August 2000
LADDER MATCH FOR CONTROL OF THE XWF
The Blazer VS President Jason Roberts
("The A2K Theme" hits the PA and the people boo as The Blazer makes his way out to the ring. He enters it and readies himself in the ring as the crowd explodes when "Brutality" by Urban Voodoo hits the PA and Jason Roberts, known to the world over as Dark Derecho, makes his way out in some generic black wrestling gear. He enters the ring and the two people meet in the center standing nose to nose. Blazer and Roberts look up at the ownership contract hanging some 20 feet above the ring. They look down at each other and the referee, knowing what these two can do to each other, nervously calls for the bell and the fans erupt over the sound of it ringing.. never before has it happened in the XWF before.)
Jack Wallace - You can feel the electricity in the arena here tonight. Santa Fe is ready for this one!
(They start talking trash to one another until Blazer fires the first shot with a shove. Jason stumbles a few feet back and looks to the crowd who gives a big pop. Instead of firing back with a shove of his own.. Jason flips him off and it causes Blazer to go ballistic. He charges in and Jason snaps off an arm drag, Blazer up and charges again.. another arm drag by our President. Blazer stops in his tracks and rethinks his strategy for a bit. Blazer just casually walks over to Jason, who takes a swing.. Blazer ducks, hooks him and hits a belly to back suplex. Blazer gets up and like a bull on fire, rapidly stomps away at Jason, holding onto the top rope for steadiness. He picks him up and sends him off into the ropes. Blazer with a leapfrog, then goes down low, Jason with a step over, stops short, goes for a moonsault, misses as Blazer rolls out of the way.. Blazer with an elbow drop, misses, Jason with a sitting spin kick, misses, Blazer stands and leaps with a standing frog splash. Jason puts the knees up, Blazer rolls off, Jason up with a summersault leg drop, Blazer sits up and avoids it. Blazer stands and tries for a moonsault of his own, Jason moves out of the way.. Both men kick up, but Jason is a little quicker and hits an arm drag. Blazer stands and answers back with an arm drag of his own. Both men kick up and stare down to a round of applause, but the stare down doesn't last long as Jason punches him in the head a few times and sends him off into the ropes. He picks up Blazer and slams him down with a sidewalk slam. Jason then goes outside of the ring and pulls out the ladder from underneath it.)
Jack Wallace - Uh oh.. the wrestling part of this match just ended ladies and gentlemen.
Jeff Hartman - Look out Blazer... he's got the ladder!
(Jason slides the ladder into the ring and rolls back in. Blazer is getting up from the move as Jason posistions the ladder, still folded on the ground. Jason runs over to Blazer and hits a forearm to the side of his head. Jason then monkey flips Blazer on top of the ladder causing him to land back first against it. Blazer gets up, holding his back in pain. Jason whips him into the ropes, picks him up and nails a spine buster on top of the ladder! Blazer's back is really in some serious pain this time. Jason then drags him to the center of the ring and locks in a sharpshooter on Blazer. Blazer is tapping out, but it doesn't do him any good in a ladder match. Jason drops the hold and Blazer just lays there. Jason sets up the ladder underneath the contract and starts to climb. He is about halfway up when Blazer stands and knocks the ladder over, causing Jason to fall about 6 feet and land on the canvas. Blazer takes the ladder and sets it up in the corner. He then irish whips him across the ring and Jason lands back first against the ladder. Blazer charges in, but Jason outsmarts him and hits a drop toe hold, Blazer's face meets the ladder and it busts him open.)
Jeff Hartman - NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Jason then picks up Blazer and places him on the top turnbuckle. Jason then lowers the ladder, while still leaning it against the turnbuckles, making a crude ramp of some sorts. Jason then gets a running start, runs up the ladder, jumps, lands on Blazer's shoulders and hits a huracanrana, Blazer landing on the ladder. Blazer rolls off of it and onto the mat, once again, holding his back in pain. Jason takes the ladder and leans it over the top rope. Jason grabs Blazer and sets him up for a piledriver, but Blazer hits a back body drop. Jason gets up and Blazer hooks him and hits a suplex DDT! Blazer then drags Jason onto the lower part of the ladder. Blazer climbs to the top turnbuckle.)
Jack Wallace - he's not going to do what I think he's going to do.. is he?
Jeff Hartman - I hope so!!
(Blazer then leaps off with a body splash and hits the raised part of the ladder, the force and weight of Blazer crashing onto the ladder is enough to catapult Jason over the top rope and right through the spanish announce table!)
Jack Wallace - Oh..... My...... God....
Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Jeff Hartman - i bet our Ex President is wishing he weighed more right about now!
(Blazer also took a nasty fall to the floor after hitting the ladder, but he's able to stand and continue. He grabs Jason from out of the rubble and whips him into the steel steps at ringside. Blazer then pulls the ladder out of the ring and sets it up on the floor. Jason is motionless right now. Blazer starts climbing all the way to the top. Jason is still laid out across the floor after bouncing off those steel steps. Blazer uses is balance to stand atop of the ladder. He then jumps off to the right, bounces off the top rope and hits a split-legged moonsault on Jason, laying on the outside! Blazer stands up and raises his arms in the air and the crowd boos the hell out of him. He rolls Jason back into the ring and then folds up the ladder. Blazer slides it back into the ring. Jason is straining to get up. He finally manages to get to his feet, but he staggers around for a bit. Blazer goes to clothesline him, but Jason grabs him and hits an inverted atomic drop and follows it up with a running lariat. Jason grabs the ladder and positions it in the middle of the ring. Blazer is up. Jason starts climbing it and Blazer goes to the other side and starts climbing as well. The two men reach the top and Blazer gives a thumbs up signal.. the contract raises well out of reach of Jason's arms. The crowd boos like hell as Blazer sneers and chuckles. Jason becomes enraged and punches Blazer through an opening in the ladder. Jason uses perfect balance to climb up and over the top to the other side. He sets Blazer up.)
Jack Wallace - What in the hell is he doing?
(Jason lifts him as the ladder wobbles. Jason leaps off and nails a powerbomb from the top of the ladder to the canvas!! The ladder falls over from unstablilit and rests, unfolded against the ropes. Jason crawls over to the ropes to help pull himself up as Blazer lays there motionless. Jason pulls himself up, walks over and stomps Blazer twice before picking him up. Jason then hits a snap suplex, placing Blazer in the middle of the ring. Jason folds up the ladder and unfolds it right over Blazer. Blazer not wanting to know what's about to happen scoots out from underneath it quickly and rolls out to the floor. Blazer then reaches underneath the ring apron and pulls out a second ladder! Jason runs and baseball slide kicks the ladder into Blazer's face, knocking him back against the steel guardrail. Jason reaches over and pulls the second ladder into the ring. He moves the first ladder, which is pretty banged up, over a little and then sets up the second ladder right beside it. Blazer gets up and slides into the ring and takes Jason down with a chop block. Blazer then scurries over to the good ladder and starts to climb it. Jason gets up, says screw it and starts climbing the bad ladder. Both men are near the top, but Blazer is closer. Jason does a holy cross motion and leaps off of his ladder and drop kicks Blazer off of his. Blazer goes over the top rope and lands jaw first on the steel guardrail at ringside!)
Jack Wallace - OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Jeff Hartman - AAAHHHHH!!!!!
Crowd: XWF!!! XWF!!! XWF!!! XWF!!!
(Blazer is now bleeding from the mouth, as if his head wasn't enough. Jason then starts to climb the good ladder, but Blazer slides in and drop kicks the ladder, causing it to fall. Jason gets crothed on the top rope. Blazer climbs the turnbuckle pads. He then leaps off and hits a standing side kick to the side of Jason's chest. Jason falls off and hits the floor at ringside. Blazer then folds up the bad ladder and slides it over to a corner, out of the way. Blazer then takes the good ladder and sets it up so that half is laying on the canvas and the other is sticking up in the air like the letter V laying on it's side. Jason slowly climbs back into the ring. Blazer pulls him up and whips him into the ropes. Blazer spins around with a back elbow that puts Jason down. Blazer then pulls Jason over and lays him facing up on the ladder. He then climbs the turnbuckleand leaps off with an elbow drop, hitting the raised part of the ladder and causing it to fold on top of Jason, adding in the weight of Blazer.)
Jeff Hartman - It's a ladder and President sandwhich!
Jack Wallace - Hold the mayo.
(Jason is hardly moving after that one. Blazer is rolling around on the floor, holding his elbow and ribs in pain. Jason then spits some blood out of his mouth after taking that huge blow. Jason rolls around on the mat some as well. Jason crawls towards the ropes and pulls himself up. He then limps over to Blazer and stomps at his ribs. Jason then pulls him up to his feet and scoops him up. He then limps him over to the corner and ties him to a tree of woe. Jason then takes the old ladder and lays it down so the top of the ladder rests against Blazer's forehead. Jason runs and then baseball slide kicks the ladder into Blazer's head! Blazer just goes limp as a puddle of blood forms underneath him. Jason unties Blazer and drags him to the center of the ring. Jason then says that he's going up top. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle and leaps off for a diving headbutt, but Blazer slides out of the way and pulls the ladder over to where he was at the same time and Jason lands face first onto the ladder, which now busts him open!)
Jack Wallace - My God! What a war this has been so far!
(Blazer pulls Jason up to his feet and hits a standing bulldog. Blazer then takes both ladders and leans them against the ropes so they form an X pattern. Blazer then drags Jason over and sticks his head through the holes so that his neck is resting on the middle rope. Blazer then heads to the outside and gets a steel chair. He sets it up in front of the ladder formation... gets a head start, runs, uses the chair as a stepping stone and drop kicks the center of where the ladders cross and then fall down in a scissor like fashion taking Jason down with them!)
Crowd: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!
Jack Wallace - ........
Jeff Hartman - YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Blazer goes back into the ring and pulls Jason up. Jason and Blazer start trading blows once again. exchanging lefts and rights. They actually lock up as if this were a wrestling match. Jason breaks free and hooks him as if he were going to hit a Uranagi Suplex, but floats around to the other side and hits Blazer with a tornado bulldog! Jason then takes the good ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. He pulls Blazer up to this feet. Blazer is then sents into the ropes by Jason. Jason takes a step back, lifts Blazer and flapjacks him chest first across the two metal strips that hold the ladder open, causing them to give way and for the ladder to scissor blazer as he falls to the canvas!)
Jack Wallace - HOLY SHIT!!! BLAZER HAS GOT TO BE DEAD AFTER THAT ONE!
Jeff Hartman - he was a good man... like a brother to me....
(Blazer squirms a bit on the canvas, his face now a crimson mask.Jason has cuts on his arms that are bleeding from going through that announce table.)
Jack Wallace - Blazer is still moving after that.. how? I don't even know!
(Jason stands up and takes one half of the broken ladder and places it on the chest of Blazer. Jason picks up the other half and leans it against the turnbuckles in the corner. Jason then climbs out onto the ring arpon and climbs up the turnbuckles. Once he gets to the top, he jumps to the top of the broken ladder half and surfboards it down across the other half laying on Blazer's chest!)
Crowd: BLA-ZER'S DEAD (Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap)
(Jason then drags Blazer to the ropes and then leans the ladder flush against his body.. Jason then heads to the opposite side of the ring and steps out onto the apron.)
Jack Wallace - Who the hell does he think he is? Rob Van Dam?
(Jason then goes for that 20 ft springboard dropkick, but lands in the middle of the ring.)
Crowd; You fucked up! You fucked up! You fucked up!
(Jason then shrugs, but gets an idea. He takes the broken ladder half and brings it to the corner across from Blazer, who is still down and out after taking those two massive hits and blood loss. Jason then climbs to the top turnbuckle and picks the ladder up. He holds the ladder straight out in front of him and then leaps, Blazer rolls out of the way and Jason lands in the middle of the ring, but the ladder acts like a prop up and it jams itself into Jason's throat. Jason flops around the ring, grabbing his throat and then stops to gasp for air.)
Jack Wallace - he was going to use the length of the ladder to jam it into Blazer's chest, but instead it backfired!!
(Blazer then rolls out of the ring to regain his composure a bit. When he does, he picks up a couple of steel chairs and tosses them both into the ring. Blazer rolls back in. Blazer then picks up both chairs and criss crosses them them in the middle of the ring. Blazer then picks up Jason and puts him in position for The End of the World. Blazer hits it on top of the chairs, but the problem is, there is no ladder to climb to claim the contract! Blazer then picks Jason up and sends him off into the ropes. Jason grabs on and Blazer charges in. Jason hits a back body drop over the top rope and out to the floor. Jason then climbs out and pulls Blazer to his feet. Blazer breaks free and irish whips him into the safety rail at the entrance way. The two of them start slugging it out with each other as they fight up the entrance way. they are battling at the top of the stage. About ten feet below them, Trash Master comes walking out with another ladder in his hand. The crowd boos as he makes his way to the ring with it. He slides it in and lifts up the ring apron to pull out a blowtorch. Blazer tries to cover up what's happening by whipping Jason behind the curtain to the backstage area. Blazer gives a thumbs up to Trashy who enters the ring. Blazer walks backstage and the XWF Tron shows what's happening. Jason had crashed into a stack of lead pipes in the back. Blazer picks one up and starts beating him with it. Meanwhile in the ring, Trashy is climbing the ladder with the blowtorch in hand. He lights it and starts burning the contract!!! The crowd is pissed!)
Jack Wallace - NO!!!!! NO!!!!!!! NO!!!!! THAT SON OF A BITCH!
(Trashy then blows out the fire and climbs down. He then brings the ladder up to the top of the stage and sets it up. In the back, Jason had gotten control once again and is firing lefts and rights to Blazer, but Blazer blocks one of them and with steel pipe still in hand, jams it into the forehead of Jason, busting him open! Jason staggers out from behind the curtain as Blazer follows. He runs and clotheslines him down to the ground. Blazer points down below and to the right where there are three stacked tables in pyramid fashion laying below)
Jack Wallace - Oh geez! I wonder who set those up there...
(Blazer picks up Jason and hangs him over his shoulder as Blazer starts climbing the ladder backwards. Trashy walks up and holds the ladder steady. Blazer makes it all the way to the top. He let's Jason slide down into position. Blazer then leaps off of the seven foot ladder, falls ten feet off the side of the stage and nails The End of the World through the stacked tables!)
Crowd: FUCKIN SHIT!! FUCKIN SHIT!! FUCKIN SHIT!!
(Trashy hops down and immediately pulls Blazer up to his feet. trashy then hoists him up onto the stage and then climbs up. Trashy picks Blazer up and puts him on his shoulder. With the other free hand he folds up the ladder and carries both of them to the ring. Trashy puts the ladder down and rolls Blazer into the ring. Trashy then slides the ladder in and enters as well. He stands and sets the ladder up underneath the burnt remnants of the contract. He brings Blazer to his feet and puts him against the ladder. Groggy and tires as hell, Blazer slowly climbs step by step by step. He eventually reaches the top and swats at the contract which disintegrates. The referee calls for the bell and declares Blazer as the winner. Weak and tired, Blazer just free falls to the canvas and takes a nasty bump. Two EMT squads run out.. one goes to check on Jason Roberts who is laying out cold by the stage and the other checks on Blazer in the ring as the A2K theme starts playing. Both men have to be carried out on stretchers. Trashy raises his arms in celebration as A2K remains in control of the XWF.)
Jack Wallace - This is down right unfair! It shouldn't have to end like this! DAMMIT!
Jeff Hartman - Why so gloomy? This is the happiest day of my life! Mr. Roberts will be out for good after the punishment dealt out tonight and A2K keeps things in order once again!
Jack Wallace - Corporate......... Kiss........ ASS!
Jeff Hartman - Like....... Whatever!
Jack Wallace - As the clean up crew does their job, we have two main events left.. Jason Corteia makes his return to the ring and with Melee they will take on Jean Marquee and the asshole who just helped Blazer win...... Trash Master.
