The JWL [Episode 56]

THE FABULOUS MOOLAH 1923-2007

The JWL extends its condolences to the family and friends of the Fabulous Moolah. R.I.P.

Live from the Key Arena in Seattle, WA

You know the drill.

We do a ten-bell count for the Fabulous Moolah

(Video package of Nitro and Melina in WWE)

Johnny Nitro (w/Melina Perez) vs. Mikey Whipwreck

(Note: Johnny and Melina get the whole red carpet and paparazzi entrance that they had in WWE.)

Solid wrestling to start, with Johnny being the arrogant jerk and drawing great heel heat throughout. Johnny controls for the most part, though Mikey gets in some good offense too. They go back and forth until Mikey sets up for the Frankenmikey, but Melina distracts referee Chad Patton enough for Nitro to lowblow Mikey and hit the Moonlight Drive corkscrew neckbreaker for the pin at 7:00.

LG: Here is your winner, JOHNNY NITRO!

The crowd boos as Johnny and Melina strut to the back.

THE REDNECK WRECKING CREW...CADE AND MURDOCH...COMING IN TWO WEEKS!

THE BURMESE PYTHON

COMING IN TWO WEEKS TO THE JWL

"The Japanese Buzzsaw" Yoshihiro Tajiri and Psicosis vs. Kaientai Deluxe (TAKA Michinoku and Shoichi Funaki)

Psicosis and TAKA start, and some brilliant, fast-paced action ensues. Both guys get two-counts on each other. TAKA controls, putting Psicosis in the face-in-peril role. TAKA and Funaki control, drawing great heat. After several minutes, Psicosis finally escapes the beating and makes the HOT tag to Tajiri. Tajiri comes in and whomps ass on his opponents, especially using his vicious kicks. Finally, Tajiri hits the Buzzsaw Kick on TAKA for the pin at 9:00.

LG: Here are your winners, the team of 'THE JAPANESE BUZZSAW' YOSHIHIRO TAJIRI and PSICOSIS!

"The Hardcore Chair-Swinging Freak" Balls Mahoney (w/"The Hardcore Legend" Terry Funk) vs. Dennis Knight (w/"The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes)

Brawl to start, of course. Balls controls as JR references the past issues between Funk and Rhodes, as Balls and Knight have no real history with each other. Knight actually puts forth a decent effort and draws some heel heat. Finally, Balls, in an impressive show of strength, lifts the near-300 lbs. Knight and hits the Nutcracker Suite for the pin at 7:00.

LG: Here is your winner, BALLS MAHONEY!

Balls gets no chance to celebrate, since DUSTIN RHODES ambushes him with a chair! Dustin embraces his father, drawing boos. Dusty announces that the family is back together. The Rhodes collect Knight and leave to major heel heat.

(Commercials)

THE REDNECK WRECKING CREW...CADE AND MURDOCH...COMING IN TWO WEEKS!

THE BURMESE PYTHON

COMING IN TWO WEEKS TO THE JWL

JWL World Tag Team Championship: The Faces of Fear (w/"The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart) vs. The Dudley Boys (w/Tori)

A good, solid, rough battle, which is what the fans have come to expect from these two teams. Bubba plays heel-in-peril, showcasing his bumping. D-Von interferes to turn the tide. The Dudleys take over, putting Barbarian in the face-in-peril role. After a few minutes of this, Barbarian fights off and makes the hot tag to Meng, who tosses Bubba and eventually gets the Tongan Death Grip on D-Von for the pin at 8:00.

LG: Here are your winners, and still the JWL World Tag Team Champions, THE FACES OF FEAR!

Rhino attacks after the match, but is interrupted by an Undertaker video that says that he is coming to get Rhino at Vengeance.

(Jazz video package)

JWL Women's Championship: "The Female Fighting Phenom" Jazz vs. Poison

Jazz controls, just tossing Poison around. Poison gets in some good offense, drawing face pops. Both women get two-counts on the other. Finally, Jazz hoists Poison up in the Bitch Clamp (double chicken-wing) and drops her to the mat. This leads to the STF for the tapout at 6:00.

LG: Here is your winner, and still JWL Women's Champion, 'THE FEMALE FIGHTING PHENOM' JAZZ!

Elijah Burke

Coming in three weeks to the JWL

THE REDNECK WRECKING CREW...CADE AND MURDOCH...COMING IN TWO WEEKS!

THE BURMESE PYTHON

COMING IN TWO WEEKS TO THE JWL

(Commercials)

("*" means winner.)


Tommy Dreamer*
William Regal

Kurt Angle
2 Cold Scorpio*

Kane*
Crowbar

HHH*
Big Van Vader

D-Lo Brown
The Rock

Christian
Al Snow

Raven
The Sandman

Taz
Dave Batista

JWL World Heavyweight Championship Tournament, Round One

D-Lo Brown vs. the Rock

LG: The following is the first of our two main events and is a first-round match in the JWL World Heavyweight Championship Tournament

(If You Smell... plays)

LG: Introducing first, representing the Royals, from Miami, FL, he is a former two-time WWE Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion, a former seven-time WWE World Heavyweight Champion, a former five-time WWE World Tag Team Champion and a former two-time WCW World Heavyweight Champion, THE ROCK!

Crowd boos.

(The Real Deal plays)

LG: And his opponent, representing American Badass Inc., from New Jersey, he is a former four-time WWE European Heavyweight Champion, a former WWE Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion, a former NWA World Tag Team Champion and a former Pro Wrestling NOAH Global Honored Crown Tag Team Champion, D-LO BROWN!

They go right into exciting action, with JR referencing their past in the Nation of Domination in WWE. Brown and Rock go back and forth for several minutes, with both men getting two-counts on the other. Rock controls and goes for the Rock Bottom, but D-Lo counters it with the Sky High powerbomb and finishes with the Lo Down frogsplash for the pin at 10:00!

LG: Here is your winner, advancing to the second round of the JWL World Heavyweight Championship Tournament, D-LO BROWN!

Crowd cheers. D-Lo celebrates as the Rock leaves in frustration.

("*" means winner.)


Tommy Dreamer*
William Regal

Kurt Angle
2 Cold Scorpio*

Kane*
Crowbar

HHH*
Big Van Vader

D-Lo Brown*
The Rock

Christian
Al Snow

Raven
The Sandman

Taz
Dave Batista

Al Snow (w/Head) vs. Christian (w/Jerry "The King" Lawler)

LG: The following is our second main event and is a first-round match in the JWL World Heavyweight Championship Tournament.

(At Last plays)

LG: Introducing first, being led to the ring by Jerry 'The King' Lawler and representing the Royals, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, he is a former WWF Light Heavyweight Champion, a former three-time WWE Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion, a former WWE European Heavyweight Champion, a former nine-time WWE World Tag Team Champion, a former WWE Hardcore Champion and a former two-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion, CHRISTIAN!

Crowd boos.

(Breathe plays)

LG: And his opponent, coming to the ring with Head and representing the Shooters, from Lima, OH, he is a former six-time WWE Hardcore Champion, a former WWE European Heavyweight Champion and a former WWE World Tag Team Champion, AL SNOW!

Crowd cheers.

Excellent wrestling to start, as Snow and Christian work very well together. Lawler interferes throughout, allowing Christian to cheat like mad. Snow keeps coming back, drawing great pops. After several minutes of action, Al misses a splash and Christian hits the Unprettier for the pin at 10:00.

LG: Here is your winner, advancing to the second round of the JWL World Heavyweight Championship Tournament, CHRISTIAN!

End of show.