Live from the Mid-Hudson Civic Center, Poughkeepsie, NY
You know the drill.
(Video package covering Selina Majors' and Caged Heat's feud with Harley's Angels)
Opening Match: "The Real Deal" Selina Majors vs. Charlie Davidson (w/Thug and EZ Rider)
LG: "The following women's contest is scheduled for one fall."
("Born to Be Wild" plays)
LG: "Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Harley's Angels members Thug and EZ Rider, from Houston, TX, CHARLIE DAVIDSON!"
Harley's Angels enter the ring.
CHARLIE: "Harley's Angels are in the house. Selina, we're gonna take you out tonight and you won't even be able to get to WrestleMania. And Caged Heat, you won't stand a chance either."
THUG: "Remember, you’d rather kiss a rattlesnake than to mess with Harley's Angels."
EZ: "And we're gonna make roadkill out of you!"
("We Will Rock You" plays)
LG: "And her opponent, representing the Revolution, from Reynolds, GA, 'THE REAL DEAL' SELINA MAJORS!"
Selina walks to the ring and signals to the back.
"LOCA! AND DELTA LOTTA PAIN! CAGED HEAT IS UNLEASHED!"
Caged Heat run out and brawl with Thug and EZ, and they all fight to the back, leaving just Selina and Charlie.
JR plugs the six-woman tag match at JWL WrestleMania I, coming to you live on PPV in four weeks from Madison Square Garden.
The women put on an exciting, well-worked match. Charlie cheats like mad, winning with her feet on the ropes and a handful of tights at 6:00.
LG: "Here is your winner, CHARLIE DAVIDSON!"
Caged Heat and Harley's Angels make their way back to the ring area and all six women fight it out until refs and officials can separate them.
(New Jack and Spike Dudley video package)
Hardcore Tag Team Match: "The Original Gangsta" New Jack and Spike Dudley vs. Mark Jindrak and Mike Sanders
LG: "The following hardcore tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring at this time, first, from Auburn, NY, weighing in at 253 lbs., MARK JINDRAK! And his partner, from Atlanta, GA, weighing in at 230 lbs., MIKE SANDERS!"
AND HERE COMES NEW JACK!
New Jack and Spike hit the ring with the plunder and just squash the jobbers. Both Jindrak and Sanders bleed a lot. New Jack hits the 187 flying chairshot on Sanders and Spike hits the Acid Drop on Jindrak for stereo pins at 3:30.
LG: "Here are your winners, 'THE ORIGINAL GANGSTA' NEW JACK AND LITTLE SPIKE DUDLEY!"
We go to Dusty's ranch for a promo that basically combines all the previous promos and ends with the message:
(Bret Hart video package)
Bret "The Hitman" Hart (w/Mr. Bob Backlund) vs. The Brooklyn Brawler
LG: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring at this time, from Brooklyn, NY, weighing in at 240 lbs., THE BROOKLYN BRAWLER!"
LG: "And his opponent, being led to the ring by Mr. Bob Backlund and representing High Standards, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 235 lbs., BRET 'THE HITMAN' HART!"
Bret wins a squash, finishing with the Sharpshooter at 3:00.
LG: "Here is your winner, BRET 'THE HITMAN' HART!"
Backlund attacks Brawler after the match and locks him in the Crossface Chickenwing. To everyone's shock, BARRY HOROWITZ runs in with a chair and clears the ring. JR and Tenay are stunned, as they didn't even know Horowitz was in the building.
BARRY: "Brawler, listen to me. I'm going to say something you've probably never heard before. I didn't come here to kiss your ass. I'm here because we've been held down for too much of our careers for far too long. I believe that if we work together, we can get somewhere. Maybe it's a little late in the game for us, but I won't let anything stop me and neither should you."
BRAWLER: "Thanks for saving me, Barry, but do you really think people will take the two of us seriously?"
BARRY: "Yes they will. Remember how I beat Skip back in 1995 and the crowds loved me? Or how you got the pin on HHH on the July 4, 2000 episode of Smackdown? Those were great moments. We can do this. No, we're not going to be called the J.O.B. Squad. I say we call ourselves (pause) the All-Stars!"
BRAWLER: "OK, Barry, I'm in."
They shake hands and do the "pat yourself on the back" thing. Crowd cheers.
Sable promo. She says that she will make the JWL "oh so Sableiscious" and that she is not coming alone.
Sid (w/"The Franchise" Shane Douglas and "The Head Cheerleader" Francine) vs. Mike Haynor and Ernest Miller
LG: "The following handicap match is scheduled for one fall. In the ring at this time, from Atlanta, GA, at a total combined weight of 454 lbs., MIKE HAYNOR AND ERNEST MILLER!"
LG: "And their opponent, being led to the ring by 'The Franchise' Shane Douglas and 'The Head Cheerleader' Francine and representing the Franchise Foundation, from Anywhere he darn well pleases, weighing in at 325 lbs., SID!"
JR makes sure to plug the Yeti/Giant-Sid/Kane match at JWL WrestleMania I.
Squash 101 is in session,as Sid slaughters both guys with ease, finishing with chokeslams and powerbombs for each guy and Sid pins both at once at 2:05.
LG: "Here is your winner, SID!"
The Yeti and the Giant attack Sid, and Kane follows, and the four monsters fight to the back.
We look at the brackets for the second round of the JWL World Tag Team Title Tournament
Dreamer/Sandman-New Age Outlaws
The Faces of Fear-DDP/Christian
Main Event, JWL World Tag Team Title Tournament: Big Van Vader and "The Beast from the East" Bam Bam Bigelow vs. High Standards (Kurt Angle and Christopher Nowinski, w/Mr. Bob Backlund)
LG: "The following is a second round JWL World Tag Team Title Tournament match. It is our main event and is scheduled for one fall."
("Pomp and Circumstance" plays)
LG: "Introducing first, being led to the ring by Mr. Bob Backlund, at a total combined weight of 490 lbs., from Pittsburgh, PA, KURT ANGLE, and from Watertown, MA, CHRISTOPHER NOWINSKI, HIGH STANDARDS!"
LG: "And their opponents, representing the Shooters, first from the Rocky Mountains, weighing in at 458 lbs., BIG VAN VADER! And his partner, from Asbury Park, NJ weighing in at 325 lbs., 'THE BEAST FROM THE EAST' BAM BAM BIGELOW!"
The faces dominate with power, but the heels' considerable mat skills turn the tide, as does Backlund's constant cheating. To everyone's shock, Angle hits the Angle Slam on Vader and gets the anklelock for the tapout at 10:30!
LG: "Here are your winners, advancing to the semifinals of the JWL World Tag Team Title Tournament at WrestleMania, HIGH STANDARDS!"
End of show.