The JWL [Episode 18]

Live from the Fleet Center, Boston, MA

You know the drill.

(We see a video package covering Jazz's path of destruction in ECW and WWE.)

Opening Match: "The Female Fighting Phenom" Jazz vs. Heather Lee Millard

LG: "The following women's contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring at this time, from Syracuse, NY, HEATHER LEE MILLARD!"

(Jazz's music plays)

Crowd cheers.

LG: "And her opponent, representing the Hardcore Alliance, from New Orleans, LA, 'THE FEMALE FIGHTING PHENOM' JAZZ!"

Jazz puts poor Heather out of her misery with the STF in 1:30.

LG: "Here is your winner, JAZZ!"

Heather does a stretcher job to fully sell the beating.

(Video package covering the feud between the Shooters and the Clique).

Al Snow (w/Head) vs. X-Pac(w/"The 9th Wonder of the World" Chyna)

LG: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall."

(X-Pac's music plays)

LG: "Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by 'The 9th Wonder of the World' Chyna and representing the Clique, from Minneapolis, MN, weighing in at 213 lbs., X-PAC!"

Crowd boos and yells, "X-Pac sucks! X-Pac sucks!"

X-Pac and Chyna enter the ring and X-Pac jumps up and down and does his DX crotch chops a lot.

(Al Snow's music plays)

LG: "And his opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Head and representing the Shooters, from Lima, OH, weighing in at 234 lbs., AL SNOW!"

Crowd cheers.

Al controls early and counters X-Pac's kicks and clotheslines. Al employs a very mat-based offense in order to keep X-Pac grounded. X-Pac fights back with his kicks, drawing boos and gets a couple of two-counts. Chyna tries to distract referee Tim White, but Norman Smiley runs out to counter that interference. Smiley sneaks up behind Chyna and does a mini-"Big Wiggle" on her, and steals a kiss when she turns around. That's enough to make her lose her concentration, as she runs away from the ring, shocked and uncertain how to respond. X-Pac tries to get Tim White's attention back on the match. That backfires on him as Al lifts X-Pac up and Snow Plows him for the pin at 6:30.

LG: "Here is your winner, AL SNOW!"

Post-match, Smiley enters the ring and does the "Big Wiggle" dance to a huge pop. Al tries it as well, with less success.

(Kane video package)

Kane (w/"The Head Cheerleader" Francine) vs. Garrison Cade

LG: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring at this time, from Omaha, NE, weighing in at 261 lbs., GARRISON CADE!"

KABOOM!

("Burned" plays)

LG: "And his opponent, being led to the ring by 'The Head Cheerleader' Francine and representing the Franchise Foundation, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 330 lbs., 'THE BIG RED MACHINE' KANE!"

Crowd boos.

Squash-a-roo as Kane flattens Cade with ease and finishes with the Chokeslam and the Tombstone at 2:05.

LG: "Here is your winner, KANE!"

Kane makes a bunch of pyro go off in celebration. Kane goes after some officials, but Francine orders him to stop. Kane leaves peacefully.

Commercials.

(Video package covering the feud between the Dungeon of Doom and the Franchise Foundation.)

Earthquake (w/"The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart) vs. Jeff Jarrett

(Jarrett's "Chosen One" theme plays)

LG: "Introducing first, representing the Franchise Foundation, from Hendersonville, TN, weighing in at 234 lbs., JEFF JARRETT!"

Jarrett enters the ring and takes the mic.

Jarrett: "Listen all you stupid Boston slapnuts. Why I, the Chosen One Jeff Jarrett, have to face that big tub of goo Earthquake again I'll never understand. I beat him once and I know I can beat him again. That's something all of you stupid Dungeon of Doom fans are going to have to live with whether you like it or not. So shut up, and choke on that, slapnuts."

(Earthquake's music plays)

LG: "And his opponent, being led to the ring by 'The Mouth of the South' Jimmy Hart and representing the Dungeon of Doom, from Surrey, British Columbia, Canada, weighing in at 430 lbs., EARTHQUAKE!"

Crowd cheers.

Quake is motivated tonight, and pretty much destroys Jarrett here. Jarrett gets in some token offense here and there, but it's basically all Quake. Quake splash finishes at 5:00.

LG: "Here is your winner, EARTHQUAKE!"

Post-match, Quake adds a couple of extra splashes for good measure, leading to Jarrett doing a stretcher job.

(WOW video package)

Poison vs. Boom Boom the Volcano

LG: "The following women's contest is scheduled for one fall."

("Poison" by Alice Cooper plays)

LG: "Introducing first, representing the Misfits, from the Toxic Unknown, POISON!"

Crowd cheers.

("Volcano" by Jimmy Buffett plays)

LG: "And her opponent, representing the Revolution, from Maui, HI, BOOM BOOM THE VOLCANO!"

Crowd cheers.

The match starts with a handshake, as both women came up from WOW and were members of the WOW Revolution. The women have a solid, well-worked, fairly even match. Poison takes control and gets the win with the Poison Paralyzer (inverted DDT) at 5:30. After the match, Poison announces herself as a participant in the Royal Rumble for the Women's Title at Superbrawl (rest of card, arena and date currently not set.) Kevin Kelly catches up with Boom Boom, who also enters herself in the Rumble.

(Commercials)

(Long video package covering the feud between the Hardy Boyz and the Dudley Boys in both WWE and the JWL, including the TLC matches, and the feud between Team Xtreme and Raven's Nest.)

Main Event: Tag Team Tables Match: The Hardyz vs. The Dudley Boys

JR informs us that JWL officials have banned the other members of Team Xtreme (Lita, Hurricane Helms and Shannon Moore) and of Raven's Nest (Raven, Stevie Richards, Tori and Rhino) from interfering in this match.

LG: "The following is our main event, and is a special Tag Team Tables Match."

("Turn the Tables" plays, as the Dudleys climb over the guardrail.)

LG: "Introducing first, representing Raven's Nest, from Dudleyville, at a total combined weight of 585 lbs., BUBBA RAY AND D-VON, THE DUDLEY BOYS!"

Crowd boos.

(The Hardyz' music plays)

LG: "And their opponents, representing Team Xtreme, from Cameron, NC, at a total combined weight of 437 lbs., MATT AND JEFF, THE HARDY BOYZ!"

Crowd cheers.

They start right on in with the highspots and brawling. The Hardyz are in a bad mood and take it out on the Dudleys. Lots of high flying stuff here, of course. Jeff goes after D-Von and suplexes him through a table to put the Hardyz up 1-0. Bubba attacks Jeff and beats him up a lot. Bubba powerbomb puts Jeff out to even the score. Matt fights off Bubba's attack and backdrops Bubba through a table to win 2-1 at 9:30.

LG: "Here are your winners, THE HARDY BOYZ!"

End of show.