The JWL [Episode 17]

Live from the Fleet Center, Boston, MA.

You know the drill

"The Laughing Man" Hugh Morrus (w/"The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart) vs. Justin Credible (w/"The Head Cheerleader" Francine)

LG: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall."

("Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" by Prong plays)

LG: "Introducing first, being led to the ring by 'The Head Cheerleader' Francine and representing the Franchise Foundation, from Ozone Park, NY, weighing in at 225 lbs., JUSTIN CREDIBLE!"

Crowd boos.

(The Dungeon of Doom's music plays)

LG: "And his opponent, being led to the ring by 'The Mouth of the South' Jimmy Hart and representing the Dungeon of Doom, from the Isle of Nowhere, weighing in at 280 lbs., 'THE LAUGHING MAN' HUGH MORRUS!"

Crowd cheers.

Justin wins a fairly even match after decking Morrus with brass knuckles at 6:30. Francine had slipped the knuckles into the ring after using them on Jimmy Hart.

LG: "Here is your winner, JUSTIN CREDIBLE!"

(Video package covering Harley's Angels' runs in WOW, the WWF and now in the JWL.)

Harley's Angels (Charlie Davidson and EZ Rider, w/Thug) vs. Ivory and "The Real Deal" Selina Majors

LG: "The following women's tag team contest is scheduled for one fall."

("Born to Be Wild" plays)

LG: "Introducing first, being led to the ring by Thug, first from Houston, TX, CHARLIE DAVIDSON, and her partner, from Philadelphia, PA, EZ RIDER, HARLEY'S ANGELS!"

Crowd boos.

("Revolution" by the Beatles plays)

LG: "And their opponents, representing the Revolution, first from Torrance, CA, IVORY! And her partner, from Dublin, GA, 'THE REAL DEAL' SELINA MAJORS!"

Crowd cheers.

Charlie and EZ win a fairly even match when EZ pins Ivory at 6:00.

LG: "Here are your winners, HARLEY'S ANGELS!"

Commercials

(Lance Storm video package)

Lance Storm vs. Tom Marquez

LG: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring at this time, from Philadelphia, PA, weighing in at 240 lbs., TOM MARQUEZ!"

(Lance Storm's music plays)

LG: "And his opponent, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 232 lbs., LANCE STORM!"

Storm squashes him quickly and finishes with the Canadian Maple Leaf at 1:05.

LG: "Here is your winner, LANCE STORM!"

(Video package covering the feud between the Hardcore Alliance and the Royals)

"The Japanese Buzzsaw" Yoshihiro Tajiri vs. Christian

LG: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall."

("At Last" plays)

LG: "Introducing first, representing the Royals, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 227 lbs., CHRISTIAN!"

Crowd boos.

(Tajiri's music plays)

LG: "And his opponent, representing the Hardcore Alliance, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 180 lbs., 'THE JAPANESE BUZZSAW' YOSHIHIRO TAJIRI!"

Crowd cheers.

Tajiri wins an exciting, action-packed match with the Buzzsaw Kick at the 7:00 mark.

LG: "Here is your winner, YOSHIHIRO TAJIRI!"

(Dungeon of Doom video package)

Kamala the Ugandan Giant (w/"The Taskmaster" Kevin Sullivan) vs. Marcus Bagwell

LG: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring at this time, from Marietta, GA, weighing in at 240 lbs., MARCUS BAGWELL!"

(Kamala's music plays)

LG: "And his opponent, being led to the ring by 'The Taskmaster' Kevin Sullivan and representing the Dungeon of Doom, from Uganda, weighing in at 425 lbs., KAMALA THE UGANDAN GIANT!"

Crowd cheers.

Squash 101 is in session, as Kamala flattens Bagwell with ease and finishes with the big splash at 1:35.

LG: "Here is your winner, KAMALA!"

(Commercials)

(Video package covering the feud between Team Xtreme and Raven's Nest)

Lita vs. Tori

LG: "The following women's contest is scheduled for one fall."

("Come Out and Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" by The Offspring plays, as Tori climbs over the guardrail and enters the ring)

LG: "Introducing first, representing Raven's Nest, from Portland, OR, TORI!"

Crowd boos.

("It Just Feels Right" plays)

LG: "And her opponent, representing Team Xtreme, from Sanford, NC, LITA!"

Crowd cheers.

The newly motivated Tori puts on an exciting performance, en route to superplexing Lita for the pin at 6:00.

LG: "Here is your winner, TORI!"

(Video package covering the feud between the Four Horsemen and Stratusfaction Inc.)

Main Event, JWL World Heavyweight Title: "The Crippler" Chris Benoit (w/"The Horny Little She-Devil" Terri Runnels) vs. Kanyon (w/Trish Stratus)

LG: "The following contest is our main event. It is for the JWL World Heavyweight Title and is scheduled for one fall."

("Time to Rock N Roll" plays)

LG: "Introducing first, being led to the ring by Trish Stratus and representing Stratusfaction Inc., from Atlanta, GA, weighing in at 245 lbs., KANYON!"

Crowd boos.

("Rabid" plays)

LG: "And his opponent, being led to the ring by 'The Horny Little She-Devil' Terri Runnels and representing the Four Horsemen, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 220 lbs., he is the JWL World Heavyweight Champion, 'THE CRIPPLER' CHRIS BENOIT!"

Crowd cheers

Benoit and Kanyon put on an intense, exciting, well-worked match filled with great moves. Benoit finishes with the three Rolling German Suplexes, the diving headbutt and the Crippler Crossface for the tap at 8:00.

LG: "Here is your winner, and still JWL World Heavyweight Champion, 'THE CRIPPLER' CHRIS BENOIT!"

End of show.