Intro
Hello there sir Well I'll tell ya, I've lived here all my life and I never once noticed this place You need a sign out there or somethin buddy, probably bring some business to the joint Yes, how may I help you today? I'm lookin for some kind of uh...some kind of clock or somethin, somethin for the old man He collects old shit like this and I figured, I figured I'd get 'em somethin before he dies and rots on me ya know? Ah well perhaps you can use a gift yourself? Well I'm not much for old shit like this myself But I insist, I have somethin just right for you. This will help you find more then you are looking for A candle huh? Yeah well maybe I'm in the wrong place Concider it a gift from your neighbor But I heh....have electricity in my house Nah this is no ordinary candle by boy. Come closer and witness the light that this magical candle will shed apon your life Listen uh, I really gotta get goin Witness my friend, witness the light, of he Amazing Jeckel Brothers!
Jake Jeckel
Boom shaka boom (3x) Lady's and gentlemen meet your guardian Your keepers of morals...hehehe kindness The path to shangrila is led by heeeee led by you He is of your positivity he is of your love Meet one half of the jugglin duo That is your soul I'm talkin about Jake Jeckel Jeck another J catch one more They'll try and catch all thats instore for you How many souls will fall from the sky? Hw many souls burned wonderin why? (repeat)
Jack Jeckel
Boom shaka boom shaka (3x) Lady's and gentlemen come here, major greeting Your keeper of wickedry the path to shangrila Is missled by he missled by you He is of your NEGATIVITY, he is of your HATE Meet the other half of the jugglin duo That is your soul The AMAZING JACK JECKEL!!!! Jeck another J catch one more They'll try and catch all thats instore for you How many souls will fall from the sky? Hw many souls burned wonderin why? (repeat)
BRING IT ON
Welcome everyone to the big show Jake and Jack, and the dark carnival Remove your hats or we'll cut off your heads Show respect yous amongst the dead Don't like bigots and richy boy fucks Ain't shit changed bitch, check nuts Detroit, Southwest murderers die The greatest spectical under the sky 5 Cards came and made they mark From moon you gone down platin park Fuck the drum kits, xylaphone, chello I'm a wicked clown bitch "hello" Everbody come jump in our rides Bring you and your fat ass bitch in side Wagons, tents are swept of a breeze Can't nobody get with these, motha fucka BRING IT ON BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT (x7) BRING IT, BRING IT (x2) Violent J, Shaggy serial killers with style Fashion of the 2000s and beyond Voodoo, chicken and magical wands Dead bigots, face down in the ponds Broken neck with the flick of our wrist All this playa hatin gettin me pissed Fat chick, skinny chick, chicky chick hoe Swishers, Faygo's and Kung Foo blow's If Jake jeckel drop 88 card No more chicks just sizlin balls I'll hypnotize ya like a vampire Bite your neck and set your head on fire Shoot me with silver bullets OK I'll pull 'em out, pawn 'em and get paid Here try my liquarish treat I know dead folk that chew they feet Carnival moves in shadow of time And he's runnin a little behind, bitch BRING IT ON BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT (x7) BRING IT, BRING IT (x2) Insane Clown Posse ICP Ax murdering done with a touch of detroit class Jeckel Drop ball Shangrila dies (x3) 1 for your greed 2 for your lies Jeckel Drop ball Shangrila die(x3) 1 for your greed 2 for your lies Shaggs 2 Dope serial killah Ax murder boy, wig cap peelah I can wear a Fila jacket and look fresh I'm pimpin like David Caresh...was People think I got bombs in my locka Teachers try to open it up, I'M A SOCK HER Get the Fuck back and leave me alone Before I have to come to your home, and see ya Wind me up and I can do flips And put the smack down on your lips Billy Boy Rude and Jump Steady Tom Tubs Stephan Legs, Double A got love Drinkin Moon Mist carnival bar Got folk love, people love whatever you are Fork side ways I'm a jugglin man Can't nothin reign bitch BRING IT ON BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT, BRING IT (x7) BRING IT, BRING IT (x2)
I Want My Shit
It was like March, April Fuckin Lebro Torus, born in 1775 I'm like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive I used to hang with the original, billy the kid You probably think I'm only playin but, I did My daddy's were a 2 headed freak show Mamma a fortune tella, Azmerella Zella Anyway they had sex on a Ouija board And I was born the next day Violent J When I was 14 I tripped on the train track And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack I'm out cold, they though it had fucked me up I got up and itched my butt, and I'm like, what? Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy child of the Witch heffer Whatever Tied me up burned me and threw stones Had a few scrapes and cuts Smokey Nuts After that they started bowin and shit Prayin to me, you know how those primatives get I said get off my dick I ain't a savior I'm what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava 4 simple things in this bitch before I die I want a rusy ax I wanna know voodoo A fat bitch named Bridget And a little sip of Faygo to Till I get my shit in this motha fucka I will neva DIE! 50 years passed all my homey's are old ass fucks I ain't even got hair on my nuts I left the village in the search of my ends, I wrestled Alligators Battled terminators Nothin ever killed me, nothin could harm me I faught in the civil war, Yankees army I walked across enemy lines with a mack 10 Man they didn't even have that shit back then How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up? Well atleast make this shit sound real man damn! I walked acrossed enemy lines with a, lantern Steady takin cannon balls To the balls The war ended, I traveled the country horse back Until this fool tried to horse jack He put his gat to my head and blew my face up Didn't even smear the makeup I took his gun a put a divit in his neck The sherriff didn't like it I got endited 87 long years in the state pen Till they finally forgot why they put me in They had to let me go, can't hold me on nothin On they way out they like "Yo ain't you like a houndred and somethin?" I'm said Yeah thats right, and I ain't gonna die till I get my shit motha fucka!!! I want a rusy ax I wanna know voodoo A fat bitch named Bridget Just a little sip or two Till I get my shit in this motha fucka I will neva DIE! I slept under bridges, lived in a valley Climbed up mountains, searched the alleys More years passed and I still ain't died Now I'm in Detroit on the Southwest Side My homie has an Impala blue '67 Last night we hit the road pushin 111 I stuck my head out the window told 'em floor it the most And let my nugget ping off a light post hahahaha hell yeah cuz, yeah it hurts a little bit but then ya gotta straight buzz The world hates me cuz of shit like this They always try and kill me but, MISS I know it's odd cuz my face is forever painted When I was born the bitch ass doctor fainted My tongues a little long I choke people with it Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it And I told ya my neck can strech for miles I sorta look like somethin from the X-Files People wanna see me die more than a little bit But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my SHIT And I ain't gonna die till I get it!!!! I want a rusy ax I wanna know voodoo A fat bitch named Bridget I said Faygo FUCK Mountain Dew Till I get my shit in this motha fucka I will neva Die! DIE!!! (2x)
Bitches w/ Ol' Dirty Bastard
Bitches (3x) Bitch what tha fuck? What ya try to do to me? You wasn't true to me When I was locked up you fucked somethin like 34 guys But I let that slide Cuz your ass is bangin, your titties is phat I wanted to fuck that, but fuck that I never gave a fuck that, you put me through the courts And gave me genital warts Now I stack my nine, I'm goin for your knees I'ma blow 'em out and give your neck a squeeze (whoo!) As your standin there I'ma be like BITCH! haha You know you done fucked up right? Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (4x) Bitch don't talk about bitches I'm fuckin them Please no fat bitches I'm fuckin slim Unless its one of those nights I'm smokin my shit I don't care bout how im fuckin it How much it cost big fat crack head? Ain't tryin to hear all them words you said Five minutes bitch, then I came Fuck your name, and from were you came I don't give a fuck bitch, I will kill you You Sequeta You Bolinda You to Pation BITCH!!! Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (4x) One thing I can't stand is these bitches Tryin to take my riches, when I ain't even got none I never lie, you knew what I wanted all the while My dick in your vertical smile We kiss and hug, snug and tickle But the bitch wouldn't even buff my fuckin pickle She fucked everybody else in the place It's all good, NOW LET ME HEAD BUTT YOUR FACE! Bitch I love you but now ya gotta die Girl you know I love you but now ya gotta die Girl ya know I love ya but now ya gotta die Now ya gotta die, now ya gotta die (repeat)
Terrible
Motha fucka! You don't know shit do ya? You wouldn't know shit if it whiped kicked you in your ugly bitch ass face You ain't even begun to expierence drama motha fucka Your mamma, your motha fuckin big fat chicken faced assed mamma Don't even know about this drama, MOTHA FUCKA! Oh my god look at that, turn it up please Poor Nancy Kerrigan's sweet little knees Somebody took her black thing and went thug Thats terrible he heard about it for months What about that one nobody guy that they found dead in the grass With his dick in his, ass Unless there was more But you won't recall cuz Micheal Jackson squeezed up on some little kids balls What you concider DRAMA it ain't all that It's just that your whack We can Intergalactic satellite data compress YES but we can't feed the homeless And then OJ's big story unfolded Everybody watched that while Okalahoma exploded 900 good reasons why this world don't really care Thats what it costs for a wheel chair!! Terrible What ya know it's terrible Terrible, you don't know whats terrible (2x) Daaah Laaaady we gotta protest that Cuz some rock and roll ninja bit the head off a rat Walked in his concert and tear 'em to hell Cuz he's so fuckin TERRIBLE! Mean while his record sells double and triple Cuz of YOU whinin bout him rubbin his nipple Religious? Shit, you helped them bands Instead of helpin them poor people eatin outta them garbage cans When your done with that bitch come protest me Shiiiiit motha fucka I could use the money The hole world was cryin when Kurt went KABANG When Eazy-E died no it wasn't no thang Rapper dies of aids but you hardly mention Rocker blows his face off and becomes a legend Heroine and a shot gun and a hero was made Maybe I should do that shit so J can get paid Terrible What ya know it's terrible Terrible, you don't know whats terrible (2x) Rebel flag, in your schools Rebel flag, in your parks Rebel flag, in your court rooms Rebel flag, in your hearts Rebel flag, stood for slavery Rebel flag, stood for war Rebel flag, stood for hatred But just go ahead and hang your flag up some more Don't worry about my god damn flag boy whats terrible is you damn rappers cursin The country we live in was built by slaves Beat down and murdered and stuffed in they graves You put a slave owner on a 1 dollar bill And you wanna know why I kill people!!!! Bombs are blowin up cops are corrupt And all ya care about is who the president fucked! You don't even know terrible, you will As soon as our wagons come over the HILL! Terrible What ya know it's terrible Terrible, you don't know whats terrible (2x) You don't even know whats in store for that bitch ass of yours Let me get a look at that bitch ass of yours There it is it looks like a bitches ass you bitch ass motha fucka!!!! Terrible What ya know it's terrible Trrible, you don't know whats terrible (repeat)
I Stab People
I stab people, 4 or 5 people every day I tried to see a shrink to stop that shit but there aint no FUCKIN way I stabed 'em, stabbed his nurse and his fuckin cat Stabbed 'em, stabbed 'em all like that! I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex my manager He was like "WHAT THA FUCK!" I stabbed 'em in the gut! I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there I don't care, I stab anybody anywhere I stabbed the mailman he was pissed He tried to mace me I'm too quick with the stab, come on come on mace me I stabbed Twiztid Jamie Madrox I stabbed 'em Myzery stabbed me, ahh god damn 'em I stab old people old ladies little kids I don't give a fuck I stabbed the fat guy in the butt, hehe what I met Pete Rose, and I stabbed 'em twice in the nipple I'm violent J and I stab people Mabe somebody can help me (repeat)
Another Love Song
Yeah, I mean I hear what your sayin I mean you got carried away in the moment I could fogive you.....I could do that I could do anything if I wanted I could buy you a Lexus Truck with a white leather interior I could kill off some bears and dogs and shit just to make you a fur coat I could love you and treat you with class And have babies fallin all out your ass But thinkin about that I feel I'd rather kill you Cuz I got you in my car you ain't goin no were bitch your dead I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Cuz you fucked my homie (2x) I could take all the face paint off and get a real job workin for your dad I would rather take a 10 pound axe and stick it in your daddy's forehead I could let you move into my house You'de fuck the neighbor everytime I go out And wipe his nut on my pillow But I think I'd rather kill you Cuz we parked here all alone on this here dark allyway, hey I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Cuz you fucked my homie (2x) I'm the one that killed your preciouse cat, and stuffed 'em in your fuckin mailbox If I only hadn't cut off my hair, I'd choke you with all my dredlocks When I scream at the moon everynight You shoulda known somethin just isn't right Cuz I'm gonna slap you And then I'm going to kill you Cuz the moon told me to and it's watching us right now I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Cuz you fucked my homie (2x) I could go back to school instead and try and get my diploma I'd much rather bang your head on the wall untill you fall into a coma Cuz I can't get you outta my head I'd cut my head off but then I would be dead And I ain't the only motha fucka thats diein So lets just die together I'd rather cut that neck in half I'd rather choke out that bitch ass I'd rather chop and never stop Cz you fucked my homie (repeat)
Everybody Rize
Smile I'ma blow a hole in your neck And leave ya standin there lookin stupid like Beck Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN Fuck rednecks dum diddy dum Barrels in your mouth, shreds your tongue Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN Fuck Gene Simmons you make me sick Psycho sick you just stole my shit Spit your blood out and do your dance But I'ma kick that ass through your leather pants Fuck Palooza big festivals Never sell out with you bitch ass hoes Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN Everybody raized on the East side Everybody raized on the West side Everybody raized on the North side South side, everybody rize (2x) Fuck money, I was raised up without shit Thats how I'll die, thats how I'll live Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN! I SCREAM! I make towers shatter I hoop the moon through the rings of Saturn Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN! I say what I want, whatever I feel Fuck your big contract record deal Paper ain't shit you's amungst the dead Dark Carnival alacoombaciad Fuck video, and radio play Fucker, shit, can suck my dick all day Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN! Everybody raized on the East side Everybody raized on the West side Everybody raized on the North side South side, everybody rize (2x) Suck my dick Suck my dick Suck my dick Now thats straight from my heart Suck my dick Suck my dick Suck my dick Suck.... my.... dick Michael Isner can suck my dick If he got some kinda problem with my shit Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THA CLOWN! Your just a FAGGOT! Korn FAGGOT! They call you that cuz you act like a bitch Everybody jumps to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE, FUCK OUTTA HERE! Fuck skin color everybodys blue Then what would all these biggots do? Instead of your tone, they'd hate your size Thats why I must pluck out all of there eye's ICP We roam alone Ever cince then Inner City Ghetto Zone Now everybody jumps to the juggalo sound FUCK OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH THA CLOWN!!!!!! Everybody raized on the East side Everybody raized on the West side Everybody raized on the North side Suth side, everybody rize (repeat)
Play With Me
Every year there's more of us and all we do is fill the box You might play with me at first a couple days a week at tops Just like your super atomic super retro blasma car We will all get tossed inside just like the piece of shit we are I will be your fantasy your imaginary special friend I can feel you rumbling you no need to talk to them But instead you toss me in the box leaving me to rot away Hoping you will pick me again some day, hey hey Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side Most of them are raggady and we all are locked inside (2x) I will listen to your bibble babble jibber talk But when you go in tonight you'll leave me out here on the walk You'll ignore your little friend or trade me for somethin instead Please come get your doggy don't let him chew off my FUCKIN head All your mom and daddy do is work and fight thats all they do I can understand the way you feel because I feel it to But you leave me in the box and I can barely hear you play Lost among the toys of yesterday, hey hey hey hey Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side Most of them are raggady and we all are locked inside (2x) Boys and girls fuck that old crusty shit! Come down and get your brand new, haha shiney, slimey, atomic shithead! I can see you near the bed when I look through this tiny crack You'll become a children now and I don't see you turnin back 7 years of darkness I can only hope my wish comes true That some day I'll get you in my hands...AND I'LL PLAY WITH YOU!!!!!! Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side Mst of them are raggady and we all are locked inside
Fuck The World
Fuck Fuck this shit Fuck, give it to me! If I only could I'd set the world on fire (x3) Say fuck the world FUCK THE WORLD! Fuck 'em all FUCK 'EM ALL Fuck you, fuck me, fuck us Fuck Tom fuck Mary fuck Gus fuck Darius, Fuck the west coast and fuck everybody on the east EAT SHIT AND DIE, or fuck off atleast Fuck pre-schoolers, fuck rulers, kings and queens and gold jewlers Fuck wine coolers Fuck chickens, fuck ducks Everybody in your crew sucks punk motha fucks Fuck cridicts, fuck your review Even if you like me, FUCK YOU! Fuck your mom, fuck your moms mamma Fuck the Beastie Boy's and the dalli llama Fuck the rain forest, fuck a forest gump You probably like it in the RUMP, fuck a shoe pump Fuck the real deal, and fuck all the fakes Fuck all 52 states, oooh And fuck you If I only could I'd set the world on fire (3x) If I only could I'd set the world on fire (keep repeating) Say fuck the world FUCK THE WORLD! Fuck 'em all FUCK 'EM ALL (2x) Fuck opera fuck operah fuck a soap operah Fuck a pop locker and a cock blocker Fuck your girlfriend I probably did her already Fuck Kile and his brother Tom Petty, jump steady My homie fuck 'em what are ya gonna do Fuck that bitch fuck you Yeah well fuck you to Don't bother to analyze these rhymes In this song I say FUCK 93 times Fuck the president, fuck your welfare Fuck your government and fuck Fred Bear Fuck Newgent, like anybody gives a fuck You like to hunt a lot, SO FUCKIN WHAT! Fuck disco, count a monty crisco Fuck cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco And fuck everyone that went down with the Titanic, in a panic I'm like, FUCK YOU ALL!!!! If I only could I'd set the world on fire (keep repeating) Say fuck the world FUCK THE WORLD! Fuck 'em all FUCK 'EM ALL (2x) Fuck Celine Deon and fuck Deon Warwick You both make me sick, suck my dick Fuck the Berlin wall, both sides of it And fuck Lial Luvit, whoever the fuck that is Fuck everybody in the hemisphere Fuck them across the world and fuck them right here You know the guy who operates the Rouge river draw bridge in delray on jefferson? FUCK HIM! Fuck your idea, fuck your gonarea, fuck your diareah, Rocky Miavia Fuck your wife your homie did he's fuckin you Fuck the police and the 502 Fuck Spin, Rolling Stone, and fuck Vibe Fuck everybody inside Whoevers on the cover, fuck his mother Fuck your homies little brother from around the way Ad fuck Violent J
The Shaggy Show
From southwest detroit deep within zug islands industrial waste deopository It's SHAGGY Time!!! Hey, how ya doin down there It's nice to see ya, alright! Whuddup ya'll? Welcome to the show I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin know This is my sidekick, fat pat He goes, hehehe, and all of that Anyhow on my way here I almost died This bitch in front of me was like 105 They worry about drunks and late night truckers Old ass bitches tryin to kill motha fuckas This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more Then she makes a right into my side door This comedy shit's gettin old The game is to be sold, not to be told You can feel the excitment right? Snoop Dogg is with us tonight hahaha thats what I'm sayin On the Shaggy Show shiit we ain't playin And that ain't it, also on the show Anotha motha fucka that well, most of ya know You see 'em with me a lot, he's like a brother VIOLENT J'S IN THIS MOTHA FUCKA I like that kid Violent J Hey Mike "Whats up?" how ya doin today? "Just great Shaggz" well thats great Lets give a hand, to Mike E. Clark and that gangsta fun band! We'll be right back with Violent J! Do your homies have money? Are you broke? Yeah Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke? Straight up! Theres nothin you can do but get your PHD Playa Hata's Degree? Thats right Awww hell yeah Player Haters Academy located on welfarm in Detroit offers the finest in Playerhation tactics Yeah thats right Such as the bitch hater Hey man fuck that fine ass bitch! Or the look shooker Yo bitch I may be ugly but atleast I ain't got no money! Or the never ending shooting star Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch! Get your PHD and join a nation of playerhation WORD UP! Ok, my first guest, he's nuty as hell He just served a half a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now atleast Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece Waddup yall? Whats happenin Been 6 months and my dick ain't haven it If I don't hurry up and get me some ass I might bust this nut on your tv glass Anyway I'm workin on my brand new shit A brand new group with my homies Twiztid It's called Dark Lotus, should I play some for ya'll? Hell Nah Now I been hearin a little about this and that About you havin some kinda panic attack Tell us, um is it true? And when you have one, what tha fuck do you do? Well I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffee And then all of a sudden I'm like, GET OFF ME! Then I start chokin out pedestriens Untill they give me my shot of calapalestrien But thats all over now and thats that I'm a perfectly normal necropheliac Just don't test me, or pull strings forget it I might grab your neck and do bad things with it Well on that note, thank you J, for real Well just pop you one of them selopian pills Take your ass back stage and relax Snoop Dogg is commin up next!!! Stay right here we'll be right back I like my chilli hot, as a matter of fact I like my chilli so god damn hot That you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonfull When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin I reach for that bottle of mammas god damn hot chilli Smooth tender chunks filled with chilli beans filled with mamma's hot bastard bacon bits And drizled with just the right amount of thick savery sauce Drippin with noodle nuggets and Texas onions mmmm mmmmm thats hot, god damn hot! Ask for it by name Thanx fellas, alright yo were back My next guest pioneered the sound of rap He's come a long way from the LBC Please welcome Snoop D-O double G Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane It's the big dogg yo fuckin wit the insane Clown, get down nigga I represent the town Hey yo Violent J lets go half on this pound I stay gangsta lay fine, I drop the bomb They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm So any dick that seem to disagree with me Step up and watch your motha fuckin ass meet the fee Snoop, what?, you got platnem on your wall Where all the fools starin scratch there balls They wanna be like you, they wanna try ta steal your flows Yo, why is that so? It's like everywere I look, and everywere I go Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow But I don't pay 'em no attention oh should I mention I'm all about the money and riddin in cars with suspension Bounce makin on the corners smokin dope Smokin that weed hangin out with my lopes Folks don't give a fuck about nothin at all Thats why I'm known to the world as big motha fuckin Snoop Dogg, nigga Snoop Dogg everybody Now we gotta bring a close to our party Thanx Violent J my lope And thank you Snoop for that bag of smoke Join us next time for the show We'll have that one bitch from Letters To Cleo Thats it for now, I'm out this bitch Hey yo gangsta fun, show 'em how ya got rich!
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