So anyway, isn't the background the most horrible color? Doesn't it make you wanna puke?! Well that's rather appropriate really, 'cos that's what 'N Stink make me feel like doing!
Listen up Backstreet fans! I am not hating 'N Sync just because they are a cheap rip off of the Backstreet Boys, oh no. There are many good reasons for my hatred of the shittiest band in the history of music. Oh, and while we're on the subject of people I despise...here are some links which I think are worth checking out:
3) Britney's "knee operation"...hmm...the girl went in for one op and came out with three...
4) Justin's hair...did his hairdresser like, DIE or something?! Justin, get a clue!
5) 'N Stink cannot dance
6) The whole 'N Stink and Lou Pearlman deal. The Backstreet Boys warned 'N Stink that it would all go pear-shaped (or boob-shaped in the case of Britney) but did 'N Stink listen? No! And they found themselves in court, just as the BSB had predicted. Serves the losers right...
7) Britney mimes...ALL the time
8) When I heard Britney sing live...ONCE...my ears begged me to save their poor souls. Britney...NEVER, under ANY circumstances, put my ears through that again
9) 'N Stink had precisely the same effect on my poor ears...
10) 'N Stink hate the Backstreet Boys. Why?? 'Cos they know that the Backstreet Boys are one hundred times more talented, 100 times more gorgeous, and one hundred times more popular!
Final Comments
'N Sync, (sorry, spelling error) 'N Stink and Britney, please listen to me:
Leave the music business while you are still vaguely human-looking. If you carry on the way you are going just imagine what you will do to yourselves! In a few years' time, Justin's hair will have permanent curlers in it to keep it so "springy" and...er..."healthy-looking" (greasy and un-washed more like). And Britney...don't go in for plastic surgery, hun, it's already made you look horrible. Do you really want to sacrifice your looks for sex AGAIN?! Get a clue!
Well, that's me done moaning for a bit. I bet I'll get tons of hate-mail, so to save all you 'N Sync fans from having to search for my address, I've put it on the bottom of my page especially for you :)
