"Chrissy Kattan" By: Andy Dick
Lyrics to "Chrissy Kattan"
By: Andy Dick
If words were water they'd roll off my back
But they're words and I'm not a duck
Your words hit harder than fists, Mr. Chickens
So back off, I'm ready to pluck
Sticks and stones might break your bones
If they were big or I threw them quite fast
But that former friend is too good for you
I'll break sticks off of your ass
As for the stones I'm sure you think they won't fit
But I'll find a way if it takes me all day
To insert them into your dick
Cuz I've had enough of your stupid ass jokes
You wig wearing, no talent hack!
I'll stoop to your level
But just for one song
You ugly diminuative sack sucking short, skinny, monkeymouth, pencil dick
butt-munching, gizz-guzzling fag, you smell!
You come with a cock in your mouth and some fists up your butt
using cat cum as gel.
Chriiiiis Kattan
Sissy Chrissy Kattan
Chriiiiis Kattan
You horse-faced troll of a man
Your mom gave you herpes
Your dad gave you more
Your nasty pearl necklace each night
You infected your sister- the coke sniffing whore
Then you took her clit off in one bite
If words were water they'd roll off my back
But they're mean words and I'm not a duck
So next time I see you
I guarantee you
I'll make you my b*tch, you f*ck.
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