The WTF? Files

there are some things that BSB and *NSYNC do that make us say, "What the f&^%?!". This is a list of some of them.

-Justin and Nick only calendars. What. The. Hell. Jive is startin' to really piss us off....

-an *NSYNC boardgame? Oh-kay....

-Kevin is startin' to look a little, um, droopy lately. He needs a haircut bad. Whatever happened to the fine-ass Kev in '99? The dude who had that sexy spiked 'do? I swear marriage is gettin' to him.

-I still wanna know what idiots dognapped Bri's chihuahuas.

-"Larger Than Life" video=BIG mistake.

-why is it that *NSYNC can make a song about gettin' it on online but we can't see 'em shirtless???

-AJ hosting the Miss Teen USA pagent... that is *so* wrong.

-okay, I'm down with some of the BSB and *NSYNC merchandise, like the notebooks, t-shirts, posters, and that kinda stuff. But action figures? (BSB @ Burger King) A boardgame? Chap sticks? (*NSYNC) Candles? (BSB) Backpacks? (both) Can we say shades of NKOTB?

-in the good 'ol days, if you wanted to see a BSB shirtless, you'd find a lot of pics of Howie and Kevin. But nowadays, if you want to find a shirtless BSB pic, all I can find is Nick!

-okay, when I saw BSB for the first time in Raleigh in '98, Howie was all about 'da open shirt. When I went to Charlotte in '99 I was hopin' he'd go the same route. The only skin I saw was his (nicely toned) arms! Not that I'm complaining, but I wanna see Howie strip, danggit!!!!!

-those cornrows D had at the VMA's last year.... am I the only one who hated 'em?

-when I first heard Justin got cornrows.... I freaked. What's up wit dese curly haired pop singers gettin' cornrows? First Howie, then Justy.... makes you wonder if D saw 'em and said, "Dayum, that punk's got my hair!"

-what on Earth is with D's hair? It's like his curls died or something... he looks like a pimp now...

-have any of y'all seen the new Chris poster? He's wearing this nasty sweater that looks like it has a bunch of overgrown fuzzballs all over it! It's gross!

-okay, y'all know how *NSYNC's got the song "If Only Through Heaven's Eyes" on the soundtrack to Light It Up? Well, think about it... that soundtrack has a predominantly hip hop/R&B/rap edge to it... what the hell is *NSYNC doin' on there?!

-Justin's shaved head... WTF?!?!

-okay... why the hell is a Backstreet Boy's ex going to be *NSYNC's opening act? Could someone explain this to me?

More coming soon!

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