Worth A Thousand Words
okay peoples, here's the deal. You know that our O-Town guys have a lot of pictures that make our guys look less than their usual appealing selves. Hence this section. We at the Gallery will attempt to find pictures of such things, then come up with precisely a thousand statements about them. Quite ambitious, huh? Well, let's get this show on the road!

1. Why is AJ sneering? He looks like someone just offered him dog food.
2. Howie bites his nails?! Eek!

3. Chris: Aw shit, ya woke me up...
4. poor Busta looks like he got run over. (thinking) Dad, I love you... but GET THE HELL OFF ME!!
5. hmm... some take teddy bears to bed with them... I sleep with my Snoopy... Chris sleeps with his puppy. (sighs) Only Chris...

6. BUTTS!!!!
7. if you must know, Nick is on the left of the pic, and AJ is on the right. Now, picking up AJ and Nick would be easy, then (this pic got taken in like, '94), but what if Brian tried that now?

8. (in Norbert from Angry Beavers voice) NOOOOOOOOH!
9. this picture is wrong in sooo many ways. AJ, run fo' yo' life, fool!
10. step away from the Toothpick, D!
11. you'll bite AJ but you won't bite me? (taken aback) D, I'm offended!

12. Oh my... WHY?!?!? WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GUYS I LIKE?!?! CHRIS! NOOOOOOH!
13. okay, they aren't kissing, but it sure does look like it...
14. I'll bet if they saw this pic, they'd be in shock. "Oh my God, it looks like that?! SHIT!"

15. I'm assuming that Nick and Brian are having a male bonding moment... or somethin'.
16. *sings* "I turn to yoouuu..." Heehee, I couldn't help it.