Top 10 Things that Would Happen if We Invited BSB and *NSYNC to a House Party
10. Joey, AJ, and Howie would bring a lotta hootchie mamas up in the house, and Candice would pick a fight with one of 'em.
09. Justin would bring Britney, who would beat the crap outta Nick for that prank phone call.
08. Kevin would sit in the corner and sulk--no WAY in HELL is he partying with *NSYNC.
07. Christy would demand that Lance shake his ass to "Baby Got Back".
06. AJ would probably break something very expensive worth a buttload of money in a drunken stupor.
05. JC would gleefully shoot up the whole time.
04. Candice would give both Chris and D lap dances.
03. AJ would attempt to bed Christy...
02. and Christy would bitch-slap AJ.
01. repeat after me: ORGY.
Top 10 Reasons Why We Want a BSB/*NSYNC Duet
10. Florida's 10 hottest guys singing together... oh, that's definately killing me softly.
09. Kevin just MIGHT be civil to *NSYNC for once... he might even befriend one of the guys. (GASP!)
08. that damned fan rivalry just might STOP! We'd ALL be happy!
07. dontcha know the video would rock?!
06. Chris, Howie, AJ, Justin, and Lance in the same place equals a VERY happy Candice.
05. it would fly to the top of the Billboard charts, if done correctly.
04. it'd sound so pweeddy.
03. Joey might get the chance to sing--HALLELUJAH!
02. it'd probably be on 2 CDs... equal opportunity, people!
01. hearing Kevin and Lance battle for the lowest notes and D and Chris battle for the highest would be priceless.
Top 10 Signs That You're a Deranged *NSYNC Fan
10. you foam at the mouth when you think of Justin shirtless.
09. no one gives you money for your birthday anymore--you get gift certificates to any store that sells *NSYNC merchandise.
08. screw putting posters on your wall... you've screenprinted pictures of your favorite guy on your pillows and bedsheets.
07. you've started cybering--hey, if JC writes a song about it, you're gonna do it, dammit!
06. you're name is the female version of your favorite *NSYNCers--Justine, Josephine, Christina... and you're still trying to figure out the feminine version of James, Lance, and Joshua.
05. you've bought yourself anything that looks like anything that one of the guys has worn.
04. on a day where new *NSYNC stuff is released, you take your mom's car and drive yourself to the nearest store to get it. And you're underage.
03. you actually are considering sneaking backstage and kidnapping Busta. (how wrong you are for that!)
02. you asked for your own iced-out inital medallion, just like Justin's.
01. you decide to get mucho plastic surgery... so you can look like Britney, and get Justin for yourself.
Top 10 Things People Were Thinking When They Saw Justin After His Haircut
10. WTF?!?!?!
09. he's... BALD!!!!!! (*cries*)
08. guess he got sick of that mangy 'fro.
07. bye, bye, bye and good riddance!!!!!
06. maybe now he's goin' for an Eminem look.
05. he's being low-matinence... Justin? Low-matinence? Oh GAWD! The world is ending!
04. HE'S BALD!!!!!!
03. Justin Timberlake with no hair is like Eminem not offending anyone. It just doesn't make any sense.
02. I'll bet Britney made him do it.
01. are they selling his hair on eBay? I'm there, baby!