If They Knew That...

+ we consider them to be our babies. Well, our surrogate, grown babies.
+ we can remember their birthdays and such, but we can't even remember our parent's anniversaries or birthdays.
+ we can't go online without checking at least ONE of their many fan sites and chatting with others who share our obesession with them.
+ we probably have lists of names for their future children.
+ we defend our titles as *NSYNC fans constantly because mean-ass people give us hell for liking them.
+ some of us will do just about ANYTHING to see them life, short of cutting off hair, body parts, and selling souls to the devil.
+ we get a sick, twisted pleasure about making fun of them.
+ we probably deny our so-called "love" for them at least once a week, out of shame.
+ we silently rejoice when a straight male friend or aquaintance admits that he likes their music.
+ we will do ANYTHING to get anything involving them on the first day it comes out--whether it involves lying, deception, missing school, or sneaking out of the house at absurd hours.
+ we really want Chris and Dani to get back together.
+ we would do anything to have just one moment to talk with them.
+ we have a real love/hate relationship with them. We love 'em for the Janet remake but we hate 'em for cancelling meet and greets. We love 'em for how hot they look yet we hate Justin for killing the 'fro...
+ everytime we see a pug, Busta and Korea come to mind.
+ my story Music of My Heart is online. Can't you see Justin reading it? (looks around, paranoid)

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