The Lance Conspiracy

who would have guessed it? He looks so innocent.


Lance Bass. He's the nice *NSYNCer. The guy who you could bring home to your mother. He's a nice, polite Southern gentleman, yet at the same time, some suspect that he's not exactly into girls.

We all know about the "gay Lance" thing, right? I mean, that's one of the archatypes that humor sites thrive on. It's a thing that's regularly brought up, much like Justin's wannabe ghetto tendencies and Joey's player status. It's just another thing that *NSYNC fans can bust the guys on.

But lately, we've noticed that there's a bit of a change in Lance. He's getting out of his quiet, "nice boy" status, and he's slowly--but surely--becoming sexier by the minute.

I mean, he's gone from nice boy next door:

to Mr. I-Look-Sexy-in-Leather:

These days Mr. Bass has been wearing lotsa leather. What comes to your mind when you think of leather? Some of the best badassed sexy people wear leather. Know who James Dean was? He was the star of the '50s flick Rebel Without a Cause. He wore leather, and he was a sex symbol.

Lance is one of the biggest stars this side of the universe, and he looks damn sexy in leather.

Now there's the matter of his smooch style. When asked to name an animal best describing his make-out style, he said this:

"I'd be a Boa Constrictor: long, big and exotic!"

Makes ya think, eh?

And then there's the matter of some rather incriminating evidence. This definately assures me that I do stand a chance with the Bassmiester, though it also shows us a side of Lance that few get to see:

Our conclusion? Lance Bass is a closet pervert! We just wish he'd come out of the closet on that... >:}~


additional commentary from Saved By the Laughs's Silver Tigress. (we <3 you! LOL)

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