Characters

CAPTAIN LANCE HOWELL:(played by Lance Bass) A money-obessesed millionare jerk with a real bad attitude problem and the need for depression pills. Basically, to anyone who is middle class or below, he is real mean. He is very stressed out and his only three things he loves are: his money, his boats, and his year-old (almost a year old) son.

GILLIGAN: (Justin) A brainless guy with a blonde 'fro and major issues. He is so stupid that he couldn't land a job of any kind, and lives off lottery money. He acts way younger than his actaul age (33) and eats his son's baby food. He collects toy boats, and wears diapers. He is kind of a friend of Captain's.

LANSTEN "LANCEY" HOWELL JR.: (Chris) 11-month son of Captain Lance. Is everything YOU would hate to have in a little boy--very bratty, spoiled, diquisting, and mean. If he doesn't get what he wants, he throws major tantrums and starts to break stuff. Has MAJOR bladder problems, and eats way too much candy for dinner. He gets way too many toys from his dad and a ton of attention from everyone. But, this is mostly because he cries and screams a lot.

SEBASTIAN: (Justin) Very cute 9 month old son of Gilligan. Is the complete opposite of Lancey in every way: nice, unspoiled and cute. Unlike his dad, he is really smart (actually, he's smarter than Gilligan) and is a little bit ignorned by everyone. He mostly says something every once awhile and does really cute things.

BUNNYBOY: (JC) A slightly fruity guy who wears a white fluffy bunny suit every day, and thinks he's a real bunny, except that he talks. His job is working as Lancey's daytime babysiter, and also does odd jobs for Captian Lance such as washing the boats, cleaning the house, keeping watch of the dock... etc. He likes to bounce around a lot, and is constantly making Captian Lance mad by accident.

GLOWBOY: (Joey) A strange guy that somehow was discovered by Gilligan. He glows day and night, and is very obsessed with how good-looking he is. He can't stand Captian Lance, and is Gilligan's *partner in crime*.


chapter one