"Where should we put him?" Madison asked.
"Drop him off in my room!" Nikki said gleefully.
"Nikki, we don't want to scare AJ to death when he comes to," Allie said. "Let's just put him on the couch. See if we can wake him up from there."
Madison and Nikki walked to the couch and dropped AJ on the cushions. "Hello?" Madison said. She cleared her voice, and doing her best Gwen Stefani impression began singing, "I'm just a girl, only a girl....."
Allie rolled her eyes. "Not cute. Hey, McLean, wakey wakey. There's a girl in here who wants to jump you. You better start running."
Rachel looked at him. "AJ, please wake up!" she pleaded. "For the love of God, wake up!"
"This isn't working," Madison complained.
"Ya think?!" Allie shrieked. Now she was beginning to panic. What if Nikki had actulally hurt him that badly?
God, please tell me I didn't kill AJ, Nikki thought. She took his pulse, then checked his breathing. Everything's fine, but why won't he wake up? Suddenly she got an idea. "Hey y'all, why don't we put him in the shower?"
The other girls stared at her. "Nikki, have. You. Lost. It?" Rachel yelled.
"I just thought that the cold water might wake him up."
"Nikki, you know you only want to see him without his shirt on," Madison said. She was the only one still calm about the situation.
"Well, yeah, but I also wanna help him out."
"Oh God," Rachel sighed. "Maybe the water will wake him up. Let's take him to the bathroom."
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In the bathroom, Nikki was drooling buckets. "Ohmigod! He looks hella fine!"
"I knew this was a bad idea," Allie muttered.
The girls were taking off some of AJ's clothes so they could put him in the shower. Nikki had his shirt in her hands, and was clutching it close to her as if it were made of gold.
"Okay, we've got his shirt, shoes, and socks off," Madison said. "Wanna go farther down south?"
Nikki practically jumped. "Gladly."
"Just his pants, Nikki," Rachel instructed.
Nikki carefully slipped his pants off, then squealed with excitement. "Ooh, he has the cutest legs!!!"
"Shut up!" Allie said. "Let's get him in."
The girls picked him up and placed him so he had his back against the wall of the walk-in shower. As soon as the other girls got out, Rachel turned on the shower, and let it run.
"Okay, let's go," Allie said. "If he wakes up, we'll hear him screaming."
"What if he drowns?" Rachel asked.
"Take a chill pill," Nikki instructed. "Let's go get something to eat."
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AJ awoke to find water running down on him. What the hell? he thought. He opened his eyes to find himself in a shower only in his boxers. He got up, turned the water off, and opened the door.
"This is too damn wierd." He grabbed a towel, dried himself off, and wrapped it around his waist. He had no clue what was going on. Unless the guys were playing some sort of sick joke on him.....
He wandered down the hallway form the bathroom and heard the sound of girls' voices talking. One of them said, "Do you think he's okay?"
"I'll go check on him," another volunteered.
"Check on me about what?" AJ asked as he walked into the kitchen to see four girls sitting around the table.
"AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"