"I swear, it's him! Look for yourself!"
Allie pulled the car over into the parking lot of Wendy's. "Okay. I'm only going to do this because you freakin' insist." She got out of the front seat, and opened the back door. Madison flicked on the light. When Allie got a look at the man, she screamed.
"Shit!" She reached over him and slapped Nikki on the head. "Smooth move, Buffy!"
Rachel woke up. She had been peacefully asleep in the front seat when she heard Allie screaming. "What?!" she said, startled.
"We have an unconcious Backstreet Boy in the backseat," Madison said bluntly. "Hey, that's kinda funny. Backstreet Boy in the backseat."
Allie gave her a dirty look. "You're not helping, Maddie."
"Oh God, I can't freakin' believe this!" Nikki wailed. "I just knocked the living shit out of my baby!"
Madison groaned. "Nikki, you did not just knock the living shit out of him, he's still breathing and he has a pulse. He's just out cold for now," she said matter-of-factly.
"You mean, we have AJ in this car?" Rachel asked, her voice getting unusually squeaky. "Like, stage humping AJ?"
Allie grinned at that remark. "Yeah. Maybe when he comes to, he can hump the floor for us."
"Oh shit!" Rachel buried her head in her hands. "Why me, God, why?"
"C'mon, you're acting like this is a bad thing!" Nikki shrieked. "We've got AJ! What other girl in the world wouldn't want to have him in the back of their car?"
"I can think of one right now," Rachel moaned.
"Why are you being so pessimistic, Rachel?"
"Nikki, think about it: one of us knocked AJ McLean unconcious! We could get sued! We could get thrown in jail! We could....."
"Have BSB tickets from now to all eternity when we tell him how we saved his life from muggers," Madison said quickly.
Rachel turned around to face Madison, her eyes huge and wild with fear. "You want to lie to him?!"
Madison shook her head. "I'm not going to lie," she said with a big toothy grin spread across her face. "I'm only going to distort the truth a little."
"Same difference."
"But we can't tell AJ I hurt him!" Nikki whined. "He won't like me!"
Allie rolled her eyes. "Oh God."
"Now come on," Nikki said. "We can have a little fun with this, y'all. Let's take him to my place. Maybe he'll wake up there, and when he gets better, skip humping the floor and go straight to me."
Madison took off her cap and whacked Nikki with it a few times. "You pervert!"
"This has got to be the most insane night of my life," Allie mumbled as she got back into the driver's seat. "Next stop, the DeGrassio home."