and Candice's take on it
All… Everything I have is for you.
(Beautifully harmonized boys!)
My name is Kev(ooh yeah, baby… Keep talkin’)
And I like the kind of girl who can love me for me
(Kristen! *grr*)
The type of girl who I can hold in my arms
(yummy)
And give her all I have to give
(Kevin, honey, in some circles that’s called rape, if you mean getting’ jiggy wit it. But ooh… your arms would be a damn nice place to be)
And if you’re that type of girl, you’ll be getting all of my love
(damn… Kristen’s already got him. Take care of him, Kristen)
My love, my love
That’s right, baby
(ooh, I could listen to him talk for hours…)
Hi, my name’s Brian
(hi Brian!)
But you can call me B-Rok ‘cause I’ll be rockin’ your house!
(Leighanne is not amused!)
Hehe! Naah, I’m just playin’
(oh, now I’ve been scarred… Brian was acting like AJ… dear Lord, is the end near?)
But on the real tip, I like a serious girl
(and penguins can fly…)
Somebody’s who’s, uh, gonna be smart
(gonna be?! Brian, why not will be?!)
A girl who uh, maybe even likes to go to school maybe
(LMAO… excuse me while I catch my breath)
Nick: Yo, Brian, stop lyin’
(Blondie IS good for something! Tell him, Nick!)
No Nick, come on, for real… I like a girl with a good head on her shoulders
(preferably a blonde head, eh?)
N: Yeah right
(Nick once again speaks the truth)
Come on…
My love, my love
All my love is for you
(he means Leighanne, y’all)
My love, my love
And I’m gonna give it to you, baby
My love my love
My love is all I have… to… give…
(quit stretchin’ the notes! It’s almost time for my baby to talk!)
My name’s Howie D., and this is how we do it
(Lord have mercy… Howie, what the hell possessed you to say that?!? That was too corny… my dad could have done better.)
And I like the kind of girl who one day she’ll become my wife
(we need to put you back in English, hon. The correct phrase would be: "the kind of girl who one day will become my wife." And right now I’m sorta young, can we wait a few years?)
We’ll get married, and she’ll make me breakfast
(say WHAT?! I ain’t, repeat, ain’t cookin’ jack for you! Unless you want me to burn down our lovely house)
I want bacon and eggs
(I love you too honey… *grr*)
Pancakes, orange juice, mashed potatoes, turkey, guacamole, chicken…
(what you’re gonna get is a slap on your Irish Puerto Rican face. And guacamole, pancakes, and turkey?! Are you trying to make me sick?!)
AJ: Yo, yo, Howie, Howie, chill! Howie!
(oh Lord, it’s AJ! [dives for cover])
Hey yo, my name is AJ
(somebody’s ghetto… LMAO)
And I like the kind of girl that will let me do everything for her
(ooh, I like his thinkin’! Bring it on, Boner, bring it on!)
Let me make you breakfast! Let me make you lunch!
(AJ… you’re a saint!)
Let me make you dinner, baby
(mmhmm…)
And after that, let’s just make you happy
(ahem… does that mean wine, dine, then 69?)
You see Howie that’s how you gotta do it, man.
(AMEN! "What a girl wants, what a girl needs…")
Howie? Howie? Yo, yo, D?
Howie: Why ya gotta dis me like that for?
(I stress again: PUT HIM BACK IN ENGLISH. And teach him how to treat a girl right.)
My love, my love
All my love is for you
(sure is, AJ… now show me your eyes…)
My love, my love
And I’m gonna give it to you
My love, my love
My love is all I have to give… baby
My name is Nick
(uh oh, Blondie alert!)
And I like the type of girl who likes to go dancing
(Shiara! Your soulmate calls!)
The type of girl who likes to move her body
(this can be interpreted in two ways: as in dancing and in the sexual way. Shiara, remember to take some mace spray. Can you say rape?)
The type of girl who likes to shake what her mama gave her
(no comment…)
The type of girl who will let me hold her hand… and then kiss her
(go ahead… make out with Nick, Shiara, that’s it!)
The type of girl who will let me take her to the movies… and then kiss her
(this is getting repetitive…)
The type of girl who will let me hold her so tight
(Nick… let go. You’re suffocating the poor girl)
And then kiss her… and kiss her… and kiss her. Heheh.
(Nick is a kissaholic.)
My love, my love
All my love is for you
(keep singin’ AJ…)
My love, my love
And I’m gonna give it to you
My love, my love
My love is all I have to give… baby
My name is B-Rok, and I’m gonna always love ya
(Leighanne)
My name is AJ and I’m gonna always love you.
(hell yeah!)
My name is Howie… how we doin’, sweetheart?
(don’t ever talk to me again, you chauvinistic Chihuahua)
My name is Nick and I’m gonna always love you
(no… Shiara. And if you ask me, Nicky-Boy sounds hungover)
And my name is Kev, and I just want you to know that I will always love you
(ooh… Kristen is too lucky… that voice…)
Yes baby… no diggity
(I like the way you work it… no diggity…)
All I have to give
Without you I don’t think I could live
Give the world to you, lady
But love is all I have to give
That’s all I got to give
(that was too cute… "that’s all I got to give!!!" OOOOH!)