*Things To Consider*

-okay, if you're black and act white, you're an Oreo. If you're Asian and act white, you're a Twinkie. Well, Justin's white but he acts black.... what is he? A Milano: white on 'da outside, black on 'da inside.

-if AJ and Joey ever *did* host the Miss Teen USA pagent, let's just say that they would have to seriously restrain themselves. If they couldn't, then three words: orgy and lawsuit.

-Howie's the "single" BSB, yet at every award show he's got a different girl on his arm. Does this mean that (*gasp!*) the sweet Backstreet Boy is a playa?

-Chris and Howie are the only ones in each of their groups with college degrees. They both went to Valencia College. Hrmm, makes you wonder, eh?

-another note on Howie and Chris: they were both in chior at Valencia, and if fate had turned out differently, Chris could have ended up in BSB. Imagine this if it'd gone through. Brian wouldn't be in the group, there would be TWO guys singing the high parts.... Howie might have more solo time....

-Howie and AJ had parts on Nickelodeon shows... JC and Justin had parts on Disney shows. Irony sucks, don't it?

-all of the girls in Innosense are somehow conncected to *NSYNC. Does that not terrify you in *some* way?

-in the official BSB book Howie calls Nick "Nicky" a lot. Howard, hon, that is just asking for people to say you're gay.... (*shakes head*)

-Kevin has the symbols for love and passion tattooed somewhere private. Can you imagine the tattoo person if she was female doin' this? If it was me I'd be wantin' to get mah freak on on dis fine specimen of man! >:}

-everyone thinks that the *NSYNC guys are the "nice boys". I think they doubt that with JC and Justin starting to hump floors and "Digital Getdown"....

-if Joey's so dumb, how come he reads something as intelligent as Shakespeare?

-the Backstreet girl dancers have it made. Why? Hello! I'd pay major bucks to dance with Howie during "Show Me The Meaning", remember that from the video for "The One"? The clothing might be a little skimpy, but daaaayyyyyummm..... NO ONE can get that close unless they're family, a girlfriend/fiancee/wife or a dancer. I better start practicing my dance moves....

-Chris does NOT look 28 to me. In some pictures he looks really young, at least 21.

-I've heard that Amanda Latonia (AJ's ex) dated not ONLY AJ, but ALSO Chris! That girl gets around....

-can you imagine what would have happened if BSB had done the Disney concert, the one *NSYNC did to replace them? A whole lot of people might not be that into them, myself included.

-Nick once said that it bugged him to see British boy band members pose shirtless. Riiiight, Blondie. So it's bad for Brits to pose shirtless, but you can? I don't think so. If you want to try to impress me with your shirt out, go pump some iron, dammit!

-AJ must've been mad when BSB got sponsored by Burger King.
AJ: Burger King? How come we can't get McDonald's to sponsor us?
Brian: Because they're sponsoring *NSYNC.
AJ: Dammit!

-*NSYNC is tight with 98 Degrees and Britney. BSB is tight with Christina and Westlife. Who would win in a fight?

-has it occured to anyone besides me that if Howie put his hair in a 'fro (think "As Long As You Love Me") now he'd look like a short, dark-haired Justin reject from hell?

-okay, so Nick's mom wrote a book about him, Britney's mom wrote a book about her... the $10,000 dollar question is this: when is Justin's mama gonna write a book about him?!

-lately it seems like all the guy group members are gettin' married. First Kevin and Brian, now Drew from 98 Degress... makes you wonder who's gonna be next. (kneels to pray) Please, Lord, don't let it be Howie or Lance....

-there's this group who has a video they play on MuchMusic called the Baby Blue Crew. Think Justin knows about them?

-I dun know about anyone else, but I sure as hell nearly had a heart attack when I saw the pictures from the back inside cover of Black and Blue. Anyway, what's the thing to consider? Lookit D on the far right. He looks sorta like a dark haired, Latin version of Heath Ledger from 10 Things I Hate About You...

-Chris has the cutest face, but I've noticed something lately. His cheeks make him look like a chipmunk with spiky hair and chin hair! Look:

-don'tcha think that Justin's a bit jealous of Britney and that guy in the vid for "Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know"? I mean, I can see him watching the clip and being like, "Why doesn't she do that for me? I have needs too!"

More coming soon!

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