anatomy of the talented mr. timberlake
Anatomy of the Talented Mr. Timberlake


okay, we have a confession: deep down inside, we too are Justin whores. We secretly lust after JRT. C'mon, *any* straight girl with a thimble full of estrogen would love that body, that voice, those intense blue eyes... (*drools*) Okay. Stop it.

What's this page about, you ask? Basically, this is the anatomy of the man himself. We break down each sexy part of Justin's body and tell ya what's so fine about it. Ready? Aight! Lez git dis show on 'da road!

The 'Fro
yes, yes, the 'fro is sexy. Admit it. You wanna run yo' fingers through it. 'Cause we sure do. Besides, men with curly hair are *really* hot.

Eyes and Eyebrows
as nuts as this sounds... Justy has hot eyebrows. They're just... ergh... snexy. And those eyes, Lord, those eyes. You could drown in 'em. You can't see that color blue unless you head on down to the Carribean. Perfectly beautiful.

Nose, Lips, and Teeth
watch Justin when he's smiling or laughing--he does the cutest little nose scrunch thing! (aaah, I'm dyin'!) And his teeth are sexy. They're really nice and perfect. (yum) And those lips... *grr* There's only one reason why we hate Britney: she gets to kiss those pouty, kissable, sexy lips! It's just not fair, I tell you!

Shoulders
LOOK at his shoulders! They ooze sex appeal! (LMAO) But really, upon looking at this pic don't you just wanna drool? They're so muscular, and the freckles are hot too. Dang.

Arms
need I say more? Lord... his arms looked this good even at fifteen! If he's not on steroids, we're convinced that he's not human. Can't be. It's *gotta* be illegal to look THIS good so young. He's got good genes.

Abs
so it's an old pic, and kinda blurry... but DAMN! Ohhh my... I can't say anything. Stop the sexiness! (wait, DON'T!) The boy's gotta nice six-pack. Bet it looks even BETTER now... (*drools*)

Booty
no people, that is not a butt. It's not an ass, a tush, or a rear. This is a straight-up ghetto booty. JUSTY GOT BACK, Y'ALL! Ya gotta love a white boy with a booty like that. Shake it, Justin! Shake it baby!

Feet
okay, so feet can't exactly be sexy. But Justin's are! Why? We don't know! They're Justin Timberlake's feet, therefore they are sexy.

Hands
let me make this short and sweet... wouldn't you just love those hands to give you a massage? (*growls*)

In Conclusion...
we've got one thing left to say to Justin after the droolfest:

GOD BLESS YOUR MOTHER!!!

I want Justin, yes I do...
ya missed somethin'!