The AJ Conspiracy

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AJ McLean is almost an enigma wrapped in a mystery. He's the wild and crazy Backstreet Boy who has the sexy bad boy appeal that girls can't resist.

But personally, Christy and I believe that there's something up with this boy. I mean, he wears sunglasses and hats all the time, and whenever he does show his tantilizing big brown eyes, any girl within a 10 foot radius goes into cardiac arrest. Also, he can look very pale sometimes, and then the next time he makes an appearance he looks fine. Makes you think, huh?

Therefore, Christy and I have developed our theory on Alexander James McLean. He isn't human.

AJ is a vampire.

Why do we think this? Hello, look at the evidence!

Example 1

AJ always wears sunglasses. It doesn't matter if it's winter, summer, day or night, or even if he's in a darkened arena preforming! And think about it: vampires aren't exactly lovers of light. (the Ray-Ban commercial is a prime example.) So, after surpassing this, let's look at piece of evidence #2....

Example 2

Mr. McLean has big, deep, gorgeous brown eyes that seem to look into the depths of your soul. And, as we have observed, it seems as if girls go beserk when he shows his eyes, leading us to believe that AJ has mind control. This might explain his sudden rise in popularity.

Example 3

Ever notice how AJ's goatee looks? There's one particular time where he cut it and it looked like he had fangs. (as seen in the picture above) It's a minor detail, but now let's see piece of evidence...

Example 4

For this piece, we need a lot of pictures of AJ. Now, carefully look at some of them, and at his skin tone. It fluctuates from pale to medium and sometimes it's in between. Could this be due to him not gettin enough blood? You be the judge.

sure, I know you think that we're terminally insane, but just for your safety purposes we would reccomend that if you're female and get lucky enough to meet AJ, bring a wooden stake in case he tries anything....

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